The WORST episodes of Archer (2009)
Every episode of Archer (2009) ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Archer (2009)!
At the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a fictional New York-based intelligence agency, eight dysfunctional secret agents attempt to solve global crises while simultaneously screwing each other over. The team is made up of the narcissistic Sterling Archer; his emotionally distant mother, ISIS director Malory Archer; the always-professional Lana Kane, Sterling's former flame; Ray Gillette, the agency's openly gay bomb specialist; HR head Pam Poovey; mild-mannered accountant-turned-agent Cyril Figgis; Cheryl Tunt, Malory's delusional, psychotic personal assistant; and Dr. Algernop Krieger, a bizarre, morally bankrupt scientist with little regard for the well-being of his subjects.
#1 - Plaque Removal
Season 14 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/6/2023
Archer, Lana and Zara travel to England to stop a thief who is stealing possibly-cursed artifacts. Can Archer break the curse before it breaks him?
#2 - Mission Out of Control Room
Season 14 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/4/2023
Lana monitors simultaneous missions in her state-of-the-art control room, but Archer and the gang experience technical difficulties.
#3 - Chill Barry
Season 14 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/13/2023
Barry's back, but will he give the gang the cold shoulder in their quest to put Other Barry on ice?
#4 - Keys Open Doors
Season 14 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/20/2023
An unplanned vacation forces Lana to accompany Archer, Pam and Cyril on a mission that quickly goes off the rails. Will Lana blow the mission when she crosses the line?
#5 - The Anglerfish Stratagem
Season 14 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/30/2023
The Agency teams up with Interpol to take down a highly organized ring of jewel thieves. Archer’s skeptical as their Interpol contact seems to be treating the mission as more of an audition…but for which side?
#6 - Identity Crisis
Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/25/2021
Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.
#10 - Dining with the Zarglorp
Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/19/2019
Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach.
#11 - Photo Op
Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/8/2021
Archer and Lana face off against snakes, crocodiles and mercenaries to reunite a family.
#12 - Road Trip
Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2019
Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare.
#13 - Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves
Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/23/2018
But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.
#14 - Operation: Fang
Season 13 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/31/2022
Gillette is in charge of a creepy crawly mission in a tropical jungle.
#16 - The Leftovers
Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/12/2019
Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.
#17 - Shots
Season 12 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/15/2021
Sex, drugs, and monster trucks! Archer and the gang celebrate another barely successful mission.
#18 - Distraction Action
Season 13 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/5/2022
Archer has a brilliant plan to evade capture. There is only one problem, he refuses to follow it.
#23 - Lowjacked
Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/25/2021
The Agency embarks on a team building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.
#24 - 30 for 30
Season 14 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/30/2023
Zara Khan thinks she’s a real knockout, but Archer wants to prove he is just as stunning. Pam and Gillette sit back and keep score.
