Archer (2009)

The WORST episodes of Archer (2009)

Every episode of Archer (2009) ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Archer (2009)!

At the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a fictional New York-based intelligence agency, eight dysfunctional secret agents attempt to solve global crises while simultaneously screwing each other over. The team is made up of the narcissistic Sterling Archer; his emotionally distant mother, ISIS director Malory Archer; the always-professional Lana Kane, Sterling's former flame; Ray Gillette, the agency's openly gay bomb specialist; HR head Pam Poovey; mild-mannered accountant-turned-agent Cyril Figgis; Cheryl Tunt, Malory's delusional, psychotic personal assistant; and Dr. Algernop Krieger, a bizarre, morally bankrupt scientist with little regard for the well-being of his subjects.

Last Updated: 7/29/2022Network: FXX
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Bort the Garj
star
7.40
990 votes

#1 - Bort the Garj

Season 10 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/29/2019

Archer and the crew of the Seamus wake up to the smell of shepherd's pie and see a business opportunity in their new guest.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Happy Borthday
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7.42
902 votes

#2 - Happy Borthday

Season 10 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/5/2019

The crew provides entertainment for Bort while Barry-6 tries to crack Archer's safe.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Dining with the Zarglorp
star
7.42
783 votes

#3 - Dining with the Zarglorp

Season 10 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/19/2019

Deep in space, Archer and the crew encounter a terrifying cosmic beast. Even deeper, they encounter a self-aggrandizing life coach.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Photo Op
star
7.42
382 votes

#4 - Photo Op

Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/8/2021

Archer and Lana face off against snakes, crocodiles and mercenaries to reunite a family.

Directors: Casey Willis
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Identity Crisis
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7.43
457 votes

#5 - Identity Crisis

Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/25/2021

Archer and the gang just saved the world from a nuclear catastrophe and their reward is five nights in a rat-infested Moldovan hotel.

Directors: Matt Thompson
Watch Now:iTunes
Different Modes of Preparing Fruit
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7.44
1073 votes

#6 - Different Modes of Preparing Fruit

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/9/2018

Archer, Pam, and Crackers try to find the missing key to their latest get-rich-quick scheme.

Directors: Adam Reed
Watch Now:iTunes
Road Trip
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7.46
775 votes

#7 - Road Trip

Season 10 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/10/2019

Daydreams of an interstellar road trip turn into an existential nightmare.

Directors: Adam Reed
Watch Now:iTunes
Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves
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7.46
999 votes

#8 - Strange Doings in the Taboo Groves

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/23/2018

But there is no joy in Mudville - mighty Pam has struck out.

Directors: Adam Reed
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The Leftovers
star
7.47
847 votes

#9 - The Leftovers

Season 10 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/12/2019

Pam's sandwich ruins everyone's dinner by releasing something deep inside of them.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Shots
star
7.49
367 votes

#10 - Shots

Season 12 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/15/2021

Sex, drugs, and monster trucks! Archer and the gang celebrate another barely successful mission.

Directors: Matt Thompson
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A Warrior in Costume
star
7.52
1054 votes

#11 - A Warrior in Costume

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/16/2018

Archer keeps an eye out for a past nemesis.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Sleepers Wake
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7.53
2180 votes

#12 - Sleepers Wake

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/3/2017

Dutch becomes a new man while Archer's ransom exchange goes up in smoke.

Directors: Adam Reed
Watch Now:iTunes
Lowjacked
star
7.53
435 votes

#13 - Lowjacked

Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/25/2021

The Agency embarks on a team building exercise that doesn't quite get off the ground.

Directors: Pierre Cerrato
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Strange Pilot
star
7.54
1296 votes

#14 - Strange Pilot

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/25/2018

Archer inserts himself into a domestic dispute and engine troubles threaten to ruin his business.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Nellis
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7.54
1623 votes

#15 - Nellis

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/19/2015

A rescue mission turns into an out-of-this-world visit to Area 51.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Disheartening Situation
star
7.55
1156 votes

#16 - Disheartening Situation

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/2/2018

Archer estimates his impact on the world while Pam samples the local nightlife.

Directors: Adam Reed
Watch Now:iTunes
Some Remarks on Cannibalism
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7.56
982 votes

#17 - Some Remarks on Cannibalism

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/30/2018

Archer and Pam request help from a newcomer but he refuses to lend them a hand.

Directors: Adam Reed
Watch Now:iTunes
London Time
star
7.56
395 votes

#18 - London Time

Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/1/2021

A mission across the pond turns into a trip down memory lane for Malory while Cheryl/Carol teaches Pam about British history.

Directors: Justin Wagner
Watch Now:iTunes
Colt Express
star
7.57
361 votes

#19 - Colt Express

Season 12 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/29/2021

A mysterious stranger and a scavenger hunt helps Archer and the gang get a jump on their enemies.

Directors: Yusuke Sato
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The Archer Sanction
star
7.58
1671 votes

#20 - The Archer Sanction

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/22/2015

Archer, Lana, and Ray climb their way to the top of an assassin’s hit list.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Helping Hands
star
7.58
552 votes

#21 - Helping Hands

Season 11 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/23/2020

The Agency attempts to steal experimental technology from a reclusive inventor, but they forget one vital item.

Directors: Casey Willis
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Bloodsploosh
star
7.58
586 votes

#22 - Bloodsploosh

Season 11 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/16/2020

Archer and the gang attend a martial arts tournament to capture an international arms dealer.

Directors: Pierre Cerrato
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Auflösung
star
7.59
1975 votes

#23 - Auflösung

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/24/2017

Archer visits Dreamland and receives a big break that leads him to Woodhouse's killer.

Directors: Adam Reed
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Killing Utne
star
7.59
3280 votes

#24 - Killing Utne

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/28/2010

Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for ISIS. Unfortunately, a group of rival assassins have targeted Mr. Utne for elimination.

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Mr. Deadly Goes to Town
star
7.60
801 votes

#25 - Mr. Deadly Goes to Town

Season 10 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/26/2019

Archer and the crew pick up a hitchhiker and try to convince him to turn his life around.

Directors: Adam Reed
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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