The BEST episodes of ted
Every episode of ted ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of ted!
In this comedic prequel event series to the Ted films, it’s 1993, and Ted the bear’s moment of fame has passed. He’s now living back home in Framingham, Massachusetts with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, along with John’s parents, Matty and Susan and cousin Blaire. Ted may be a lousy influence on John, but at the end of the day, he’s a loyal pal who’s always willing to go out on a limb for friendship.
#1 - Fraudcast News
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2026
John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.
#2 - Dungeons & Dealers
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/5/2026
John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
#4 - Desperately Seeking Susan
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/11/2024
Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.
#7 - Roe v. Weed
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/5/2026
Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.
#9 - Mrs. Robicheck
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2026
Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.
#10 - My Two Dads
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2024
Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.
#11 - Susan Is the New Black
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/5/2026
Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.
#14 - Loud Night
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/11/2024
Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.
#15 - Talk Dirty to Me
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/5/2026
John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school is brought in.