The BEST episodes of ted

Every episode of ted ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of ted!

In this comedic prequel event series to the Ted films, it’s 1993, and Ted the bear’s moment of fame has passed. He’s now living back home in Framingham, Massachusetts with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, along with John’s parents, Matty and Susan and cousin Blaire. Ted may be a lousy influence on John, but at the end of the day, he’s a loyal pal who’s always willing to go out on a limb for friendship.

Last Updated: 12/12/2024Network: PeacockStatus: Continuing
He's Gotta Have It
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7.77
611 votes

#1 - He's Gotta Have It

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/11/2024

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity.

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Desperately Seeking Susan
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7.77
598 votes

#2 - Desperately Seeking Susan

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/11/2024

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.

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Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles
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7.70
637 votes

#3 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/11/2024

Ted’s Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.

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Ejectile Dysfunction
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7.60
676 votes

#4 - Ejectile Dysfunction

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/11/2024

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.

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My Two Dads
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7.53
743 votes

#5 - My Two Dads

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2024

Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.

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Just Say Yes
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7.50
900 votes

#6 - Just Say Yes

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2024

When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

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Loud Night
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7.40
595 votes

#7 - Loud Night

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/11/2024

Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.

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