The WORST episodes of ted

Every episode of ted ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of ted!

In this comedic prequel event series to the Ted films, it’s 1993, and Ted the bear’s moment of fame has passed. He’s now living back home in Framingham, Massachusetts with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, along with John’s parents, Matty and Susan and cousin Blaire. Ted may be a lousy influence on John, but at the end of the day, he’s a loyal pal who’s always willing to go out on a limb for friendship.

Last Updated: 3/14/2026Network: PeacockStatus: Ended

7.32

209 votes

#1 - Talk Dirty to Me

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/5/2026

John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school is brought in.

7.40

669 votes

#2 - Loud Night

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/11/2024

Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.

7.48

113 votes

#3 - The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/5/2026

Blaire's rom-com movie marathon annoys Matty; Ted and John double date with their elderly neighbor.

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7.52

991 votes

#4 - Just Say Yes

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2024

When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

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7.52

91 votes

#5 - Susan Is the New Black

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/5/2026

Susan takes the fall for John and Ted when a police officer finds their weed during a traffic stop.

7.54

827 votes

#6 - My Two Dads

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2024

Ted and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.

7.60

175 votes

#7 - Mrs. Robicheck

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2026

Ted starts a risky love affair with a married woman; Matty deals with erectile dysfunction.

7.60

759 votes

#8 - Ejectile Dysfunction

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/11/2024

Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.

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7.62

97 votes

#9 - Roe v. Weed

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/5/2026

Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, leading to mixed reactions from the family.

7.63

101 votes

#10 - The Sword in the Stoned

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/5/2026

John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.

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7.72

715 votes

#11 - Subways, Bicycles and Automobiles

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/11/2024

Ted’s Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.

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7.73

673 votes

#12 - Desperately Seeking Susan

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/11/2024

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.

7.81

695 votes

#13 - He's Gotta Have It

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/11/2024

As the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity.

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7.87

135 votes

#14 - Dungeons & Dealers

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/5/2026

John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.

7.89

85 votes

#15 - Fraudcast News

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2026

John and Ted create a fake newspaper to keep Matty from learning about the O.J. Simpson verdict.