The BEST episodes of ted season 2
Every episode of ted season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of ted season 2!
In this comedic prequel event series to the Ted films, it’s 1993, and Ted the bear’s moment of fame has passed. He’s now living back home in Framingham, Massachusetts with his best friend, 16-year-old John Bennett, along with John’s parents, Matty and Susan and cousin Blaire. Ted may be a lousy influence on John, but at the end of the day, he’s a loyal pal who’s always willing to go out on a limb for friendship.
#1 - Talk Dirty to Me
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/5/2026
John and Ted use a phone in the school basement to call a phone-sex hotline; when the charges end up costing the school thousands of dollars, a hard-nosed special investigator from the school district is brought in to find the culprits.
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#2 - Mrs. Robicheck
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2026
Ted starts a risky affair with a married woman and becomes emotionally invested; Matty and Susan try to figure out the cause of Matty's erectile dysfunction.
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#3 - Dungeons & Dealers
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/5/2026
A weed shortage forces John, Ted and Blaire to complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign; unaware that the reward is a bag of pot, Matty and Susan join the quest.
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#4 - The Mom's Bombed Rom-Com
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/5/2026
When Blaire and her girlfriend break up, all she wants to do is sit on the couch and watch rom-coms, to Matty's frustration; Ted's lie to John about hooking up with their elderly neighbor leads the boys to an unusual double date.
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#5 - The Sword in the Stoned
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/5/2026
Realizing John is light on extracurricular activities for college applications, John and Ted audition for the school play; Matty and Susan get part-time jobs at Dunkin' Donuts.
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#6 - Roe v. Weed
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/5/2026
After a meaningless hookup, Blaire finds herself navigating an unexpected pregnancy, causing a clash of opinions among the family.
#7 - Susan Is the New Black
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/5/2026
When a police officer finds John and Ted's weed during a traffic stop, Susan takes the fall for them and gets a 10-day jail sentence; she navigates life on the inside, while the family discovers what life on the outside is like without her.
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#8 - Fraudcast News
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/5/2026
After a health scare, Matty is under doctor's orders to keep calm; this becomes especially challenging when the O.J. Simpson verdict is announced, leading the family to go to extreme lengths to keep him from learning the truth.
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