The BEST episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::
Every episode of NTSF:SD:SUV:: ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::!
NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.
#1 - Time Angels
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/7/2012
Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.
#2 - 16 Hop Street
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2012
Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.
#3 - Prairie Dog Companion
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/26/2012
Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.
#4 - How Piper Got Her Groove Initially
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/4/2013
The story of how Piper became an NTSF:SD:SUV agent.
#5 - Comic Con-Air
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/26/2013
Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.
#6 - Christmas Activity
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/7/2012
While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.
#7 - Full Hauser
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/1/2011
Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.
#8 - Trading Faces
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/20/2013
Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.
#9 - The Real Bicycle Thief
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/17/2012
Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.
#10 - TGI Murder
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/23/2013
The team try to save a restaurant owned by the President of the Navy.
#11 - Hawaii Die-0
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/2/2013
A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.
#12 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/9/2012
The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.
#13 - One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/2011
A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.
#14 - A Hard Drive to Swallow
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/6/2013
S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.
#15 - Comic-Con-Flict
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012
Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.
#16 - Exes and Oh-No's!
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/2011
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
#17 - Unfrozen Agent Man
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/13/2013
An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.
#18 - The Return of Dragon Shumway
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012
Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.
#19 - I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/6/2011
Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.
#20 - Burn After Killing
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013
Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.
#21 - Whack-A-Mole
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012
The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.
#22 - Robot Town
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012
Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.
#23 - Wasilla Hills Cop
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012
Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.
#24 - U-KO'ed
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/27/2013
When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.
#25 - Wreck the Malls
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2013
The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.
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