The BEST episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::

Every episode of NTSF:SD:SUV:: ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::!

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.

Last Updated: 1/19/2023Network:Adult Swim
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Time Angels
star
8.14
182 votes

#1 - Time Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/7/2012

Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.

Directors: Eric Appel
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
16 Hop Street
star
7.98
124 votes

#2 - 16 Hop Street

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2012

Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

Directors: Curtis Gwinn
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Prairie Dog Companion
star
7.92
112 votes

#3 - Prairie Dog Companion

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/26/2012

Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Joe Mande
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
How Piper Got Her Groove Initially
star
7.91
119 votes

#4 - How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/4/2013

The story of how Piper became an NTSF:SD:SUV agent.

Directors: Paul Scheer
Writer: Erica Oyama
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Comic Con-Air
star
7.90
140 votes

#5 - Comic Con-Air

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/26/2013

Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Christmas Activity
star
7.84
61 votes

#6 - Christmas Activity

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/7/2012

While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.

Directors: Curtis Gwinn
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Full Hauser
star
7.82
183 votes

#7 - Full Hauser

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/1/2011

Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Trading Faces
star
7.81
125 votes

#8 - Trading Faces

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/20/2013

Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.

Directors: Nick Wiger
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Real Bicycle Thief
star
7.80
125 votes

#9 - The Real Bicycle Thief

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/17/2012

Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
TGI Murder
star
7.73
160 votes

#10 - TGI Murder

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/23/2013

The team try to save a restaurant owned by the President of the Navy.

Directors: Danny Jelinek
Writer: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Hawaii Die-0
star
7.72
167 votes

#11 - Hawaii Die-0

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/2/2013

A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.

Directors: Jake Szymanski
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
star
7.71
62 votes

#12 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/9/2012

The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

Directors: Alex Fernie
Watch Now:iTunes
One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!
star
7.71
306 votes

#13 - One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/2011

A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
A Hard Drive to Swallow
star
7.71
119 votes

#14 - A Hard Drive to Swallow

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/6/2013

S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.

Directors: Alex Fernie
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Comic-Con-Flict
star
7.70
179 votes

#15 - Comic-Con-Flict

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012

Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Exes and Oh-No's!
star
7.67
149 votes

#16 - Exes and Oh-No's!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/2011

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Unfrozen Agent Man
star
7.66
130 votes

#17 - Unfrozen Agent Man

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/13/2013

An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
The Return of Dragon Shumway
star
7.63
118 votes

#18 - The Return of Dragon Shumway

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012

Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
star
7.62
120 votes

#19 - I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/6/2011

Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.

Directors: Eric Appel
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Burn After Killing
star
7.60
162 votes

#20 - Burn After Killing

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013

Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.

Directors: Jake Szymanski
Writer: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Whack-A-Mole
star
7.59
151 votes

#21 - Whack-A-Mole

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012

The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

Directors: Eric Appel
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Robot Town
star
7.57
147 votes

#22 - Robot Town

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012

Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Wasilla Hills Cop
star
7.55
112 votes

#23 - Wasilla Hills Cop

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012

Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.

Directors: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
U-KO'ed
star
7.54
121 votes

#24 - U-KO'ed

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/27/2013

When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.

Directors: Paul Scheer
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Wreck the Malls
star
7.54
39 votes

#25 - Wreck the Malls

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2013

The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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