The BEST Episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jul 27, 2019
NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.
#1 - Up Periscope, Down With San Diego
Season 1 - Episode 8
The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.
8.24 
#2 - U-KO'ed
Season 3 - Episode 10
When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.
8.24 
#3 - The Real Bicycle Thief
Season 2 - Episode 2
Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.
8.13 
#4 - Trading Faces
Season 3 - Episode 9
Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.
8.12 
#5 - Comic Con-Air
Season 3 - Episode 1
Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.
8.11 
#6 - 16 Hop Street
Season 2 - Episode 1
Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.
8.10 
#7 - Time Angels
Season 2 - Episode 5
Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.
8.10 
#8 - Christmas Activity
Season 2 - Episode 14
While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.
8.08 
#9 - Cause for ConCERN
Season 1 - Episode 9
Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.
8.05 
#10 - Full Hauser
Season 1 - Episode 7
Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.
8.02 
#11 - Burn After Killing
Season 3 - Episode 4
Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.
8.02 
#12 - The Great Train Stoppery
Season 3 - Episode 6
The Time Angels return for a mission in the Wild West.
8.00 
#13 - Sabbath-tage
Season 2 - Episode 3
Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.
7.95 
#14 - Hawaii Die-0
Season 3 - Episode 2
A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.
7.95 
#15 - A Hard Drive to Swallow
Season 3 - Episode 7
S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.
7.94 
#16 - Prairie Dog Companion
Season 2 - Episode 11
Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.
7.92 
#17 - Whack-A-Mole
Season 2 - Episode 6
The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.
7.92 
#18 - TGI Murder
Season 3 - Episode 5
The team try to save a restaurant owned by the President of the Navy.
7.89 
#19 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
Season 2 - Episode 13
The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.
7.86 
#20 - The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
Season 1 - Episode 4
Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
7.85 
#21 - Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
Season 1 - Episode 6
Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.
7.82 
#22 - Robot Town
Season 2 - Episode 7
Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.
7.82 
#23 - Exes and Oh-No's!
Season 1 - Episode 3
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
7.80 
#24 - How Piper Got Her Groove Initially
Season 3 - Episode 11
The story of how Piper became an NTSF:SD:SUV agent.
7.79 
#25 - Unfrozen Agent Man
Season 3 - Episode 8
An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.
7.71