The BEST Episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 4, 2019

Network: Adult Swim

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.

Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

#1 - Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

Season 1 - Episode 8

The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.

star 8.24
37 votes

#2 - U-KO'ed

Season 3 - Episode 10

When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.

star 8.24
37 votes
The Real Bicycle Thief

#3 - The Real Bicycle Thief

Season 2 - Episode 2

Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.

star 8.15
41 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Paul Scheer
Time Angels

#4 - Time Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5

Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.

star 8.15
41 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Curtis Gwinn, Paul Scheer, Jonathan Stern
Trading Faces

#5 - Trading Faces

Season 3 - Episode 9

Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.

star 8.12
41 votes
Comic Con-Air

#6 - Comic Con-Air

Season 3 - Episode 1

Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.

star 8.11
57 votes
Writers: Alex Fernie, Nick Wiger
16 Hop Street

#7 - 16 Hop Street

Season 2 - Episode 1

Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

star 8.10
39 votes
Directors: Curtis Gwinn
Writers: Curtis Gwinn
Christmas Activity

#8 - Christmas Activity

Season 2 - Episode 14

While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.

star 8.08
26 votes
Cause for ConCERN

#9 - Cause for ConCERN

Season 1 - Episode 9

Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.

star 8.05
42 votes
Full Hauser

#10 - Full Hauser

Season 1 - Episode 7

Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

star 8.02
40 votes
Burn After Killing

#11 - Burn After Killing

Season 3 - Episode 4

Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.

star 8.02
53 votes
The Great Train Stoppery

#12 - The Great Train Stoppery

Season 3 - Episode 6

The Time Angels return for a mission in the Wild West.

star 8.00
45 votes
Directors: Paul Scheer
Writers: Paul Scheer, Jonathan Stern

#13 - Sabbath-tage

Season 2 - Episode 3

Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.

star 8.00
41 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: Curtis Gwinn, Paul Scheer, Jonathan Stern

#14 - Whack-A-Mole

Season 2 - Episode 6

The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

star 7.97
39 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Dan Gregor, Doug Mand
Hawaii Die-0

#15 - Hawaii Die-0

Season 3 - Episode 2

A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.

star 7.95
53 votes
Directors: Jack Szymanski
Writers: Jonathan Stern
A Hard Drive to Swallow

#16 - A Hard Drive to Swallow

Season 3 - Episode 7

S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.

star 7.94
32 votes
Directors: Alex Fernie
Writers: Alex Fernie, Nick Wiger
Prairie Dog Companion

#17 - Prairie Dog Companion

Season 2 - Episode 11

Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.

star 7.92
26 votes
TGI Murder

#18 - TGI Murder

Season 3 - Episode 5

The team try to save a restaurant owned by the President of the Navy.

star 7.89
51 votes
Robot Town

#19 - Robot Town

Season 2 - Episode 7

Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.

star 7.88
34 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: Jonathan Stern
The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

#20 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

Season 2 - Episode 13

The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

star 7.86
28 votes
The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

#21 - The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

Season 1 - Episode 4

Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.

star 7.85
55 votes
Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

#22 - Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

Season 1 - Episode 6

Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.

star 7.82
50 votes
Exes and Oh-No's!

#23 - Exes and Oh-No's!

Season 1 - Episode 3

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

star 7.80
63 votes
How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

#24 - How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

Season 3 - Episode 11

The story of how Piper became an NTSF:SD:SUV agent.

star 7.79
33 votes
Unfrozen Agent Man

#25 - Unfrozen Agent Man

Season 3 - Episode 8

An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.

star 7.71
45 votes