The BEST Episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 12, 2020

Network: Adult Swim

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.

Time Angels

#1 - Time Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 7, 2012

Anti-terrorism time travelers join the team to prevent crimes.

star 8.17
177 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Curtis Gwinn, Jonathan Stern, Paul Scheer
16 Hop Street

#2 - 16 Hop Street

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 10, 2012

Trent and Piper go undercover in school to find a kidnapper.

star 8.02
123 votes
Directors: Curtis Gwinn
Writers: Curtis Gwinn
Prairie Dog Companion

#3 - Prairie Dog Companion

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 26, 2012

Jessie and Sam head underground to infiltrate a group of crazed book sellers who are intent on destroying the Internet.

star 7.95
109 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: Joe Mande
How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

#4 - How Piper Got Her Groove Initially

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 4, 2013

The story of how Piper became an NTSF:SD:SUV agent.

star 7.93
116 votes
Directors: Paul Scheer
Writers: Erica Oyama
Christmas Activity

#5 - Christmas Activity

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired Dec 7, 2012

While celebrating Christmas together at Kove's house, the team is attacked by the evil Alaskan Santa Claus.

star 7.93
57 votes
Directors: Curtis Gwinn
Writers: Curtis Gwinn, Jonathan Stern, Paul Scheer
Comic Con-Air

#6 - Comic Con-Air

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 26, 2013

Comic-Con's worst villains get loose on a plane.

star 7.85
140 votes
Writers: Alex Fernie, Nick Wiger
The Real Bicycle Thief

#7 - The Real Bicycle Thief

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 17, 2012

Trent hunts for restaurant terrorists and goes undercover in the Swedish pedicab-racing circuit.

star 7.84
123 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Paul Scheer
Full Hauser

#8 - Full Hauser

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 1, 2011

Trent plans a cruise for the NTSF team, but he's got ulterior motives to capture a terrorist rumored to be hiding out on the ship. Meanwhile, Piper brings her new fiancé along for the trip.

star 7.83
180 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: BJ Porter, Corinne Marshall
Trading Faces

#9 - Trading Faces

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Sep 20, 2013

Sam and Trent exchange faces to thwart a terrorist organization.

star 7.83
125 votes
Directors: Nick Wiger
Writers: Martin Starr, Matt Bush
The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

#10 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 9, 2012

The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

star 7.78
58 votes
Directors: Alex Fernie
Writers: Alex Fernie, Nick Wiger
TGI Murder

#11 - TGI Murder

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Aug 23, 2013

The team try to save a restaurant owned by the President of the Navy.

star 7.76
162 votes
Directors: Danny Jelinek
Writers: Paul Scheer
Hawaii Die-0

#12 - Hawaii Die-0

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 2, 2013

A commencement address poses a great danger to the President of the Navy.

star 7.74
165 votes
Directors: Jake Szymanski
Writers: Jonathan Stern
A Hard Drive to Swallow

#13 - A Hard Drive to Swallow

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 6, 2013

S.A.M. is taken prisoner by an anti-robot group and NTSF must find a way to rescue him.

star 7.74
117 votes
Directors: Alex Fernie
Writers: Alex Fernie, Nick Wiger
One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!

#14 - One Cabeza, Two Cabeza, Three Cabeza... DEAD!

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jul 21, 2011

A new alcoholic energy drink is killing University of San Diego Students. NTSF must team up with the Food and Drug Administration, despite their mutual mistrust, to follow a lead.

star 7.70
309 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Paul Scheer
Unfrozen Agent Man

#15 - Unfrozen Agent Man

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 13, 2013

An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.

star 7.69
129 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: Curtis Gwinn
Comic-Con-Flict

#16 - Comic-Con-Flict

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 28, 2012

Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.

star 7.69
177 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: Curtis Gwinn, Paul Scheer
Exes and Oh-No's!

#17 - Exes and Oh-No's!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Aug 4, 2011

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

star 7.68
150 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Paul Scheer
Burn After Killing

#18 - Burn After Killing

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 16, 2013

Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.

star 7.67
163 votes
Directors: Jake Szymanski
Writers: Paul Scheer
Wreck the Malls

#19 - Wreck the Malls

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired Dec 20, 2013

The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.

star 7.65
37 votes
Writers: Jonathan Stern
I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

#20 - I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Oct 6, 2011

Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.

star 7.64
115 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Adam Pally, Gil Ozeri
The Return of Dragon Shumway

#21 - The Return of Dragon Shumway

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 5, 2012

Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.

star 7.64
115 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Curtis Gwinn
Whack-A-Mole

#22 - Whack-A-Mole

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 14, 2012

The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

star 7.61
149 votes
Directors: Eric Appel
Writers: Dan Gregor, Doug Mand
Robot Town

#23 - Robot Town

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 21, 2012

Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.

star 7.60
146 votes
Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writers: Jonathan Stern
U-KO'ed

#24 - U-KO'ed

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 27, 2013

When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.

star 7.59
121 votes
Directors: Paul Scheer
Writers: Alex Fernie, Jonathan Stern, Nick Wiger, Paul Scheer
Wasilla Hills Cop

#25 - Wasilla Hills Cop

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 2, 2012

Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.

star 7.59
110 votes
Directors: Paul Scheer
Writers: Curtis Gwinn, Jonathan Stern, Paul Scheer