The WORST episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::
Every episode of NTSF:SD:SUV:: ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::!
NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.
#1 - Family Dies
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/19/2012
Trent has to kill his father.
#2 - The Birthday Party That Was Neither
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/28/2011
Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.
#3 - Twistin' the Night Away
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/29/2011
Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.
#4 - The Great Train Stoppery
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/30/2013
The Time Angels return for a mission in the Wild West.
#5 - Up Periscope, Down With San Diego
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/8/2011
The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.
#6 - Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/25/2011
Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.
#7 - Extra Terrorist-rial
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/9/2013
Trent's nephew befriends a seemingly benign alien, but the NTSF team think it's dangerous.
#8 - Dolphinnegan's Wake
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2011
Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.
#9 - Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/22/2011
Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.
#10 - The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/11/2011
Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.
#11 - Lights, Camera, Assassination
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/31/2012
A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.
#12 - Sabbath-tage
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/2012
Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.
#13 - Cause for ConCERN
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/15/2011
Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.
#14 - U-KO'ed
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/27/2013
When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.
#15 - Wasilla Hills Cop
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012
Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.
#16 - Robot Town
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012
Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.
#17 - Wreck the Malls
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2013
The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.
#18 - Whack-A-Mole
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012
The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.
#19 - Burn After Killing
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013
Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.
#20 - The Return of Dragon Shumway
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012
Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.
#21 - I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/6/2011
Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.
#22 - Unfrozen Agent Man
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/13/2013
An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.
#23 - Exes and Oh-No's!
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/2011
Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.
#24 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/9/2012
The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.
#25 - Comic-Con-Flict
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012
Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.