The WORST episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::

Every episode of NTSF:SD:SUV:: ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV::!

NTSF:SD:SUV::, also known as the National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sport Utility Vehicle::, is a clandestine team of government agents working together to protect San Diego from numerous terrorist threats coming in daily from such evil countries as Mexico, Canada, Guam and more. This team of highly trained operatives has only one job: saving your ass so you can drive your Prius and see your movies in 3-D without worrying about living in a country run by no-good terrorists.

Last Updated: 10/4/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
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Family Dies
star
6.80
176 votes

#1 - Family Dies

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/19/2012

Trent has to kill his father.

Directors: Eric Appel
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The Birthday Party That Was Neither
star
7.00
263 votes

#2 - The Birthday Party That Was Neither

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/28/2011

Each member of NTSF gets a mysterious call from a person who claims they have secret information about them. Unbeknownst to the other members, they each must bring a million dollars to a warehouse, leaving Kove alone at NTSF HQ. When the caller is finally revealed, the team gets a blast from the past.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Owen Burke
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Twistin' the Night Away
star
7.21
104 votes

#3 - Twistin' the Night Away

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 9/29/2011

Trent tracks the source of strange occurrences, including a hostage situation with SUVs and Sam's partnership with a creepy new team member.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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The Great Train Stoppery
star
7.34
135 votes

#4 - The Great Train Stoppery

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/30/2013

The Time Angels return for a mission in the Wild West.

Directors: Paul Scheer
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Up Periscope, Down With San Diego
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7.40
131 votes

#5 - Up Periscope, Down With San Diego

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/8/2011

The team must prevent an attack on San Diego by Japanese soldiers who've been lost at sea for decades.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Tijuana, We've Got a Problem
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7.40
196 votes

#6 - Tijuana, We've Got a Problem

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/25/2011

Space-shuttle plans are stolen and sold to Mexico, so the team must retrieve them before the U.S. loses the space race.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Extra Terrorist-rial
star
7.41
168 votes

#7 - Extra Terrorist-rial

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/9/2013

Trent's nephew befriends a seemingly benign alien, but the NTSF team think it's dangerous.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Dolphinnegan's Wake
star
7.42
175 votes

#8 - Dolphinnegan's Wake

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2011

Trent tracks a dolphin serial killer and turns to a similar murderer in captivity for advice on catching his target.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore
star
7.49
97 votes

#9 - Piper Doesn't Live Here Anymore

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/22/2011

Piper is brainwashed to become an assassin, and her mission is to hunt down her NTSF teammates. Elsewhere, Jessie catches the eye of a model photographer.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Paul Scheer
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The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home
star
7.50
145 votes

#10 - The Risky Business of Being Alone in Your Home

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/11/2011

Trent is suspended and forced to spend time at home, where terrorists plot to attack him. His replacement, an old nemesis, is a hit at the NTSF.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Rob Huebel
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Lights, Camera, Assassination
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7.51
96 votes

#11 - Lights, Camera, Assassination

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/31/2012

A teen idol shadows Trent and Alphonse during the hunt for a killer who targets Hollywood directors; Kove develops a podcast.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Sabbath-tage
star
7.52
130 votes

#12 - Sabbath-tage

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/2012

Sam takes on a terrorist who attacks the city on a Saturday.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
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Wreck the Malls
star
7.55
44 votes

#13 - Wreck the Malls

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/2013

The mall is taken over by a terrorist Mall Santa, trapping Trent's children inside, and locking the rest of the team out of doing some last-minute Christmas shopping.

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Cause for ConCERN
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7.56
137 votes

#14 - Cause for ConCERN

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/15/2011

Trent visits a peaceful parallel dimension where terrorism doesn't exist and decides to help his doppelgänger restore balance to the world.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
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Wasilla Hills Cop
star
7.58
117 votes

#15 - Wasilla Hills Cop

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012

Alphonse goes home to Alaska to investigate his partner's death and repair a rift with his father.

Directors: Paul Scheer
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Robot Town
star
7.60
151 votes

#16 - Robot Town

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012

Trent visits Robot Town to clear S.A.M. of murder charges.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
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U-KO'ed
star
7.60
126 votes

#17 - U-KO'ed

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/27/2013

When Alphonse is captured in an assassination plot, the team joins forces with their British counterparts in a special double-episode movie event. Shot on-location in London.

Directors: Paul Scheer
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Whack-A-Mole
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7.62
155 votes

#18 - Whack-A-Mole

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012

The team is blamed for the death of Gary the Killer Whale.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Burn After Killing
star
7.63
166 votes

#19 - Burn After Killing

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013

Commander Kove's little black book is stolen.

Directors: Jake Szymanski
Writer: Paul Scheer
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The Return of Dragon Shumway
star
7.64
122 votes

#20 - The Return of Dragon Shumway

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012

Piper's fiancee has a difficult time letting go of his ninja past.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler
star
7.66
125 votes

#21 - I Left My Heart in Someone's Cooler

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 10/6/2011

Terrorists plan to bomb the San Diego Day parade in a plot that involves the President of the Navy. Elsewhere, Alphonse is tasked with finding the perfect gift for Trent's kids.

Directors: Eric Appel
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Unfrozen Agent Man
star
7.69
133 votes

#22 - Unfrozen Agent Man

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/13/2013

An NTSF agent from the past is called upon to capture an escaped criminal.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
Writer: Curtis Gwinn
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Exes and Oh-No's!
star
7.69
153 votes

#23 - Exes and Oh-No's!

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/2011

Trent's ex surfaces after a sex change and plots to steal a San Diego treasure. Elsewhere, Piper's pick for book club goes unread.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: Paul Scheer
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Comic-Con-Flict
star
7.71
183 votes

#24 - Comic-Con-Flict

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012

Comic fans pose a threat to authors at a San Diego convention.

Directors: Ryan McFaul
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The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial
star
7.72
65 votes

#25 - The NTSF:SD:SUV::HISS Infomercial

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/9/2012

The NTSF gang show off their home security system and iPhone app.

Directors: Alex Fernie
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