The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
#1 - A Year In the Life
Season 4 - Episode 10
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
#2 - Attention Staff
Season 4 - Episode 11
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
#3 - Childrens Lawspital
Season 4 - Episode 12
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
#4 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Season 4 - Episode 1
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
#5 - Hot Enough for You?
Season 2 - Episode 8
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
#6 - Chief's Origin
Season 4 - Episode 3
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
#7 - Behind the Scenes
Season 4 - Episode 5
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
#8 - The Return of the Young Billionaire
Season 4 - Episode 6
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
#10 - Episode 7
Season 1 - Episode 7
Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.
#11 - The Night Shift
Season 3 - Episode 11
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.
#12 - Eulogy
Season 4 - Episode 14
The death of a cast member is examined.
#13 - British Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 7
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
#14 - Ladies Night
Season 4 - Episode 8
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
#15 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
Season 3 - Episode 1
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
#16 - Triangles
Season 5 - Episode 2
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
#17 - Newsreaders
Season 3 - Episode 14
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
#18 - Wisedocs
Season 4 - Episode 13
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
#19 - Country Weekend
Season 5 - Episode 4
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
#20 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
Season 2 - Episode 12
In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.
#21 - Episode 6
Season 1 - Episode 6
In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.
#22 - Show Me on Montana
Season 2 - Episode 10
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
#23 - The End of the Middle
Season 2 - Episode 6
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
#24 - Free Day
Season 4 - Episode 4
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.