The BEST Episodes of Childrens Hospital
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Mar 22, 2020
Network: The WB
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
#1 - A Year In the Life
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 19, 2012
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
#2 - British Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 21, 2012
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
#3 - Attention Staff
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 26, 2012
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
#4 - Chief's Origin
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Aug 24, 2012
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
#5 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 5, 2012
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
#6 - Free Day
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 31, 2012
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
#7 - The Return of the Young Billionaire
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 14, 2012
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
#8 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 10, 2012
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
#9 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 25, 2015
Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.
#10 - Behind the Scenes
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 7, 2012
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
#11 - Show Me on Montana
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 24, 2010
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
#12 - Eulogy
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired Nov 16, 2012
The death of a cast member is examined.
#13 - Childrens Lawspital
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 2, 2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
#15 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 3, 2010
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
#16 - Ladies Night
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 28, 2012
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
#17 - Staff Dance
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 17, 2012
Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.
#18 - With Great Power . . .
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 18, 2015
Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.
#19 - Country Weekend
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 16, 2013
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
#20 - We Are Not Our DNA!
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 4, 2015
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
#21 - Fan Fiction
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 11, 2015
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
#22 - Newsreaders
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Sep 1, 2011
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
#23 - Hot Enough for You?
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 10, 2010
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
#24 - Wisedocs
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 9, 2012
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
#25 - Triangles
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 2, 2013
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.