The BEST episodes of Childrens Hospital
Every episode of Childrens Hospital ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Childrens Hospital!
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
#1 - A Year In the Life
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/19/2012
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
#2 - British Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
#3 - Attention Staff
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/26/2012
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
#4 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
#5 - Free Day
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/31/2012
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
#6 - Chief's Origin
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/2012
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
#7 - The Return of the Young Billionaire
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
#9 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2012
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
#10 - Behind the Scenes
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/7/2012
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
#11 - Show Me on Montana
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/24/2010
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
#12 - Childrens Lawspital
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
#13 - Eulogy
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/16/2012
The death of a cast member is examined.
#14 - Coming and Going
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/25/2013
The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.
#15 - Ladies Night
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
#16 - Staff Dance
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/17/2012
Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.
#18 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/3/2010
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
#19 - Country Weekend
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
#22 - Newsreaders
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/1/2011
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
#23 - Hot Enough for You?
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/10/2010
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
#24 - Wisedocs
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/9/2012
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
#25 - The Night Shift
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/11/2011
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.