The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Last Updated: Dec 7, 2018

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

A Year In the Life

#1 - A Year In the Life

Season 4 - Episode 10

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

star 8.76
38 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: David Wain
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Attention Staff

#2 - Attention Staff

Season 4 - Episode 11

The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.

star 8.76
41 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: Rob Corddry
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The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

#3 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

Season 4 - Episode 1

An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.

star 8.63
54 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Ken Marino, Erica Oyama
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Childrens Lawspital

#4 - Childrens Lawspital

Season 4 - Episode 12

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

star 8.62
42 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: Jason Mantzoukas
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Hot Enough for You?

#5 - Hot Enough for You?

Season 2 - Episode 8

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

star 8.56
43 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Rob Corddry, David Wain
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Chief's Origin

#6 - Chief's Origin

Season 4 - Episode 3

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

star 8.52
42 votes
Directors: Steve Pink
Writers: Jonathan Stern
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Behind the Scenes

#7 - Behind the Scenes

Season 4 - Episode 5

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

star 8.52
37 votes
Writers: David Wain
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The Return of the Young Billionaire

#8 - The Return of the Young Billionaire

Season 4 - Episode 6

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

star 8.50
50 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Rob Huebel
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Coming and Going

#9 - Coming and Going

Season 5 - Episode 13

The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.

star 8.49
49 votes
Writers: Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern, David Wain
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Ladies Night

#10 - Ladies Night

Season 4 - Episode 8

The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

star 8.46
37 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Ken Marino, Erica Oyama
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Eulogy

#11 - Eulogy

Season 4 - Episode 14

The death of a cast member is examined.

star 8.46
35 votes
Writers: Jonathan Stern
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British Hospital

#12 - British Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 7

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

star 8.43
51 votes
Writers: Sam Bain
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Episode 7

#13 - Episode 7

Season 1 - Episode 7

Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

star 8.43
21 votes
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Triangles

#14 - Triangles

Season 5 - Episode 2

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

star 8.40
52 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Michael Showalter
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Wisedocs

#15 - Wisedocs

Season 4 - Episode 13

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

star 8.40
35 votes
Writers: Rob Corddry
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Newsreaders

#16 - Newsreaders

Season 3 - Episode 14

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

star 8.39
38 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Jonathan Stern
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Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

#17 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

Season 3 - Episode 1

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

star 8.38
47 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Rob Corddry
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Country Weekend

#18 - Country Weekend

Season 5 - Episode 4

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

star 8.34
56 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: David Wain
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The Night Shift

#19 - The Night Shift

Season 3 - Episode 11

The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

star 8.32
44 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Jason Mantzoukas
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Show Me on Montana

#20 - Show Me on Montana

Season 2 - Episode 10

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

star 8.31
39 votes
Directors: John Inwood
Writers: Diablo Cody, Dana Fox, Elizabeth Meriwether, Lorene Scafaria
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Episode 6

#21 - Episode 6

Season 1 - Episode 6

In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

star 8.30
20 votes
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A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

#22 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 9

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

star 8.30
37 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern
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Father's Day

#23 - Father's Day

Season 3 - Episode 7

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

star 8.29
42 votes
Writers: Jonathan Stern
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Free Day

#24 - Free Day

Season 4 - Episode 4

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

star 8.29
42 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Ken Marino, Erica Oyama
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The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

#25 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

Season 2 - Episode 12

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

star 8.28
46 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern, David Wain
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