The BEST episodes of Childrens Hospital
Every episode of Childrens Hospital ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Childrens Hospital!
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
#1 - Free Day
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/31/2012
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
#2 - Chief's Origin
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/2012
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
#3 - Nils Vildervaan, Professional Interventiomalist
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/23/2015
When Sy's new girlfriend makes significant changes around the hospital, the doctors react with hostility.
#4 - A Year In the Life
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/19/2012
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
#5 - British Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
#6 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
#7 - Attention Staff
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/26/2012
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
#8 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/25/2015
Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.
#9 - With Great Power . . .
Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/18/2015
Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.
#10 - Staff Dance
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/17/2012
Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.
#11 - The Return of the Young Billionaire
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
#12 - Eulogy
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/16/2012
The death of a cast member is examined.
#13 - Koontz is Coming
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/9/2015
Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.
#14 - Sperm Bank Heist
Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/16/2015
In a quest to get pregnant, Val assembles a team to break into Sy's sperm bank vault to steal his prized collection.
#15 - Show Me on Montana
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/24/2010
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
#16 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2012
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
#17 - We Are Not Our DNA!
Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/4/2015
Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.
#18 - Behind the Scenes
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/7/2012
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
#19 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/3/2010
A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.
#20 - Ladies Night
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
#21 - Childrens Lawspital
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
#22 - Coming and Going
Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/25/2013
The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.
#23 - Fan Fiction
Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/11/2015
Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.
#24 - Country Weekend
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
#25 - Blaken
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/4/2013
When Blake is kidnapped, no one will help except Owen, who interrupts his television show to help his fellow doctor.