The Best Episodes of Childrens Hospital

A Year In the Life

#1 - A Year In the Life 8.97

Season 4 - Episode 10

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

Directors: David Wain
Attention Staff

#2 - Attention Staff 8.89

Season 4 - Episode 11

The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.

Directors: Ken Marino
Childrens Lawspital

#3 - Childrens Lawspital 8.79

Season 4 - Episode 12

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

Directors: Ken Marino
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

#4 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo 8.77

Season 4 - Episode 1

An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.

Directors: Lake Bell
Episode 10

#5 - Episode 10 8.75

Season 1 - Episode 10

In the season finale Max performs surgery on The Chief and Blake tries to cure Lola's nonexistent tumor.

Hot Enough for You?

#6 - Hot Enough for You? 8.72

Season 2 - Episode 8

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

Directors: David Wain

#7 - Eulogy 8.63

Season 4 - Episode 14

The death of a cast member is examined.

Directors: Michael Patrick Jann
British Hospital

#8 - British Hospital 8.58

Season 4 - Episode 7

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

Directors: Tristram Shapeero
Behind the Scenes

#9 - Behind the Scenes 8.57

Season 4 - Episode 5

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

Directors: Michael Patrick Jann
The Return of the Young Billionaire

#10 - The Return of the Young Billionaire 8.57

Season 4 - Episode 6

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Coming and Going

#11 - Coming and Going 8.57

Season 5 - Episode 13

The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.

Directors: Dan Kwan, Daniel Scheinert
Chief's Origin

#12 - Chief's Origin 8.54

Season 4 - Episode 3

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

Directors: Steve Pink
Episode 7

#13 - Episode 7 8.53

Season 1 - Episode 7

Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.


#14 - Wisedocs 8.50

Season 4 - Episode 13

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

Directors: Michael Patrick Jann

#15 - Newsreaders 8.48

Season 3 - Episode 14

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

#16 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run 8.47

Season 3 - Episode 1

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Ladies Night

#17 - Ladies Night 8.45

Season 4 - Episode 8

The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

Directors: David Wain
Show Me on Montana

#18 - Show Me on Montana 8.45

Season 2 - Episode 10

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

Directors: John Inwood
The Night Shift

#19 - The Night Shift 8.43

Season 3 - Episode 11

The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Episode 9

#20 - Episode 9 8.42

Season 1 - Episode 9

Blake tells Lola he knows her brain tumor is fake. Meanwhile, Glen tries to get revenge on Cat's new boyfriend.

The End of the Middle

#21 - The End of the Middle 8.42

Season 2 - Episode 6

An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

Directors: David Wain
Free Day

#22 - Free Day 8.41

Season 4 - Episode 4

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

Directors: Rob Schrab

#23 - Triangles 8.40

Season 5 - Episode 2

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

Directors: Lake Bell
Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

#24 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters 8.37

Season 2 - Episode 7

A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Country Weekend

#25 - Country Weekend 8.36

Season 5 - Episode 4

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

Directors: Ken Marino