The BEST Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jul 26, 2019

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

A Year In the Life

#1 - A Year In the Life

Season 4 - Episode 10

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

star 8.76
38 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: David Wain
Attention Staff

#2 - Attention Staff

Season 4 - Episode 11

The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.

star 8.71
42 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: Rob Corddry
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

#3 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

Season 4 - Episode 1

An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.

star 8.63
54 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Ken Marino, Erica Oyama
Childrens Lawspital

#4 - Childrens Lawspital

Season 4 - Episode 12

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

star 8.62
42 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: Jason Mantzoukas
Hot Enough for You?

#5 - Hot Enough for You?

Season 2 - Episode 8

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

star 8.56
45 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Rob Corddry, David Wain
Chief's Origin

#6 - Chief's Origin

Season 4 - Episode 3

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

star 8.52
42 votes
Directors: Steve Pink
Writers: Jonathan Stern
The Return of the Young Billionaire

#7 - The Return of the Young Billionaire

Season 4 - Episode 6

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

star 8.50
50 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Rob Huebel
Behind the Scenes

#8 - Behind the Scenes

Season 4 - Episode 5

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

star 8.45
38 votes
Writers: David Wain
Coming and Going

#9 - Coming and Going

Season 5 - Episode 13

The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.

star 8.44
50 votes
Writers: Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern, David Wain
British Hospital

#10 - British Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 7

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

star 8.43
52 votes
Writers: Sam Bain
Newsreaders

#11 - Newsreaders

Season 3 - Episode 14

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

star 8.39
38 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Jonathan Stern
Ladies Night

#12 - Ladies Night

Season 4 - Episode 8

The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

star 8.39
38 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Ken Marino, Erica Oyama
Triangles

#13 - Triangles

Season 5 - Episode 2

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

star 8.38
53 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Michael Showalter
Episode 7

#14 - Episode 7

Season 1 - Episode 7

Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.

star 8.36
22 votes
Eulogy

#15 - Eulogy

Season 4 - Episode 14

The death of a cast member is examined.

star 8.36
36 votes
Writers: Jonathan Stern
Wisedocs

#16 - Wisedocs

Season 4 - Episode 13

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

star 8.33
36 votes
Writers: Rob Corddry
Country Weekend

#17 - Country Weekend

Season 5 - Episode 4

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

star 8.33
57 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: David Wain
The Night Shift

#18 - The Night Shift

Season 3 - Episode 11

The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

star 8.32
44 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Jason Mantzoukas
Free Day

#19 - Free Day

Season 4 - Episode 4

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

star 8.29
42 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Ken Marino, Erica Oyama
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

#20 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

Season 3 - Episode 1

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

star 8.26
49 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Rob Corddry
A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

#21 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 9

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

star 8.26
38 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Rob Corddry, Jonathan Stern
Show Me on Montana

#22 - Show Me on Montana

Season 2 - Episode 10

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

star 8.25
40 votes
Directors: John Inwood
Writers: Diablo Cody, Dana Fox, Elizabeth Meriwether, Lorene Scafaria
The End of the Middle

#23 - The End of the Middle

Season 2 - Episode 6

An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.

star 8.25
48 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Jonathan Stern
Episode 6

#24 - Episode 6

Season 1 - Episode 6

In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.

star 8.24
21 votes
Father's Day

#25 - Father's Day

Season 3 - Episode 7

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

star 8.23
43 votes
Writers: Jonathan Stern