The BEST Episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Mar 22, 2020

Network: The WB

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

A Year In the Life

#1 - A Year In the Life

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 19, 2012

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

star 9.43
93 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: David Wain
British Hospital

#2 - British Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Sep 21, 2012

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

star 9.19
132 votes
Writers: Sam Bain
Attention Staff

#3 - Attention Staff

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 26, 2012

The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.

star 9.12
97 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: Rob Corddry
Chief's Origin

#4 - Chief's Origin

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Aug 24, 2012

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

star 9.01
71 votes
Directors: Steve Pink
Writers: Jonathan Stern
A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

#5 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 5, 2012

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

star 8.96
91 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Jonathan Stern, Rob Corddry
Free Day

#6 - Free Day

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 31, 2012

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

star 8.89
71 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Erica Oyama, Ken Marino
The Return of the Young Billionaire

#7 - The Return of the Young Billionaire

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired Sep 14, 2012

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

star 8.83
156 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Rob Huebel
The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

#8 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 10, 2012

An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.

star 8.69
188 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Erica Oyama, Ken Marino
Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

#9 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 25, 2015

Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.

star 8.69
116 votes
Behind the Scenes

#10 - Behind the Scenes

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 7, 2012

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

star 8.62
119 votes
Writers: David Wain
Show Me on Montana

#11 - Show Me on Montana

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 24, 2010

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

star 8.62
148 votes
Directors: John Inwood
Writers: Dana Fox, Diablo Cody, Elizabeth Meriwether, Lorene Scafaria
Eulogy

#12 - Eulogy

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired Nov 16, 2012

The death of a cast member is examined.

star 8.61
64 votes
Writers: Jonathan Stern
Childrens Lawspital

#13 - Childrens Lawspital

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 2, 2012

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

star 8.54
96 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: Jason Mantzoukas
Coming and Going

#14 - Coming and Going

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired Oct 25, 2013

The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.

star 8.47
103 votes
Writers: David Wain, Jonathan Stern, Rob Corddry
Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

#15 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 3, 2010

A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

star 8.47
126 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Jonathan Stern
Ladies Night

#16 - Ladies Night

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired Sep 28, 2012

The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

star 8.46
145 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: Erica Oyama, Ken Marino
Staff Dance

#17 - Staff Dance

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 17, 2012

Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.

star 8.42
106 votes
Directors: Steve Pink
Writers: Rob Corddry
With Great Power . . .

#18 - With Great Power . . .

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 18, 2015

Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.

star 8.41
111 votes
Country Weekend

#19 - Country Weekend

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 16, 2013

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

star 8.31
136 votes
Directors: Ken Marino
Writers: David Wain
We Are Not Our DNA!

#20 - We Are Not Our DNA!

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 4, 2015

Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

star 8.28
141 votes
Fan Fiction

#21 - Fan Fiction

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 11, 2015

Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

star 8.23
108 votes
Newsreaders

#22 - Newsreaders

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Sep 1, 2011

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

star 8.18
93 votes
Directors: Rob Schrab
Writers: Jonathan Stern
Hot Enough for You?

#23 - Hot Enough for You?

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 10, 2010

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

star 8.18
128 votes
Directors: David Wain
Writers: David Wain, Rob Corddry
Wisedocs

#24 - Wisedocs

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 9, 2012

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

star 8.17
64 votes
Writers: Rob Corddry
Triangles

#25 - Triangles

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 2, 2013

Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.

star 8.17
107 votes
Directors: Lake Bell
Writers: Michael Showalter