Childrens Hospital

The BEST episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Childrens Hospital!

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Last Updated: 8/17/2022Network: Adult Swim
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A Year In the Life
star
9.36
97 votes

#1 - A Year In the Life

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/19/2012

The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.

Directors: David Wain
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British Hospital
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9.12
136 votes

#2 - British Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/21/2012

A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".

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Attention Staff
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9.06
100 votes

#3 - Attention Staff

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/26/2012

The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.

Directors: Ken Marino
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A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
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8.87
94 votes

#4 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/5/2012

Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.

Directors: Lake Bell
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Chief's Origin
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8.83
77 votes

#5 - Chief's Origin

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/24/2012

Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.

Directors: Steve Pink
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The Return of the Young Billionaire
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8.78
161 votes

#6 - The Return of the Young Billionaire

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/14/2012

Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Free Day
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8.72
76 votes

#7 - Free Day

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/31/2012

The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac
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8.67
117 votes

#8 - Just Like Cyrano de Bergerac

Season 6 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/25/2015

Blake asks Glenn to coach him in his new romantic relationship; Chief and Cat prank call Sy.

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The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
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8.64
194 votes

#9 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/10/2012

An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.

Directors: Lake Bell
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Show Me on Montana
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8.57
152 votes

#10 - Show Me on Montana

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/24/2010

"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.

Directors: John Inwood
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Behind the Scenes
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8.57
123 votes

#11 - Behind the Scenes

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/7/2012

The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.

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Childrens Lawspital
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8.48
99 votes

#12 - Childrens Lawspital

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/2/2012

Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.

Directors: Ken Marino
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Eulogy
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8.47
68 votes

#13 - Eulogy

Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/16/2012

The death of a cast member is examined.

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Coming and Going
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8.45
105 votes

#14 - Coming and Going

Season 5 - Episode 13 - Aired 10/25/2013

The doctors' stay in Japan comes to a head in a double-episode season finale.

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Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters
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8.42
131 votes

#15 - Frankfurters, Allman Brothers, Death, Frankfurters

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/3/2010

A knife stuck in a boy's chest may not be what it seems; Glenn's cancer cure is threatened by a mysterious visitor, a mind-reading girl visits the coma room.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Ladies Night
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8.42
149 votes

#16 - Ladies Night

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/28/2012

The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.

Directors: David Wain
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With Great Power . . .
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8.37
113 votes

#17 - With Great Power . . .

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/18/2015

Lola learns that she may have developed a superpower; Blake and Dori attend mediation to solve their parenting issues.

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Staff Dance
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8.34
111 votes

#18 - Staff Dance

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/17/2012

Owen is stunned when Madonna visits the hospital.

Directors: Steve Pink
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Country Weekend
star
8.30
137 votes

#19 - Country Weekend

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/16/2013

The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.

Directors: Ken Marino
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We Are Not Our DNA!
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8.27
142 votes

#20 - We Are Not Our DNA!

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/4/2015

Shocking DNA test results cause confusion and chaos among the staff.

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Fan Fiction
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8.23
110 votes

#21 - Fan Fiction

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/11/2015

Nurse Beth enters a love triangle with Glenn and Owen; the doctors try to solve a high-stakes medical mystery.

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Newsreaders
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8.19
96 votes

#22 - Newsreaders

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/1/2011

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Hot Enough for You?
star
8.13
137 votes

#23 - Hot Enough for You?

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/10/2010

When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.

Directors: David Wain
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The Night Shift
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8.12
129 votes

#24 - The Night Shift

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/11/2011

The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Wisedocs
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8.10
67 votes

#25 - Wisedocs

Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/9/2012

The Mafia run wild in the hospital.

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