The BEST Episodes of Childrens Hospital
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Jul 26, 2019
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
#1 - A Year In the Life
Season 4 - Episode 10
The events of a full year at the hospital are chronicled.
#2 - Attention Staff
Season 4 - Episode 11
The public announcement announcer's identity is revealed.
#3 - The Boy with the Pancakes Tattoo
Season 4 - Episode 1
An airborne amnesia virus causes panic to spread.
#4 - Childrens Lawspital
Season 4 - Episode 12
Lola has no friends or pets so she gets a law degree and defends Owen, who has been accused of slapping a child to death.
#5 - Hot Enough for You?
Season 2 - Episode 8
When the power goes out on the hottest day of the year, sexual tensions boil over among the staff. Blake is date-raped. Dori fries eggs on her boobs.
#6 - Chief's Origin
Season 4 - Episode 3
Chief recounts her past, but the doctors aren't interested in her tale.
#7 - The Return of the Young Billionaire
Season 4 - Episode 6
Owen works with a detective to get to the bottom of strange behavior by kids.
#8 - Behind the Scenes
Season 4 - Episode 5
The actors' bad behavior is caught on camera.
#10 - British Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 7
A look at the British version of "Childrens Hospital".
#11 - Newsreaders
Season 3 - Episode 14
Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.
#12 - Ladies Night
Season 4 - Episode 8
The hospital's attempt to attract business turns into an opportunity for the male doctors.
#13 - Triangles
Season 5 - Episode 2
Officer Briggs needs a place to stay and a copy of Airplane! to rewatch.
#14 - Episode 7
Season 1 - Episode 7
Glen gets upset about Cat's new boyfriend. Meanwhile, a new doctor may be able to cure The Chief.
#15 - Eulogy
Season 4 - Episode 14
The death of a cast member is examined.
#16 - Wisedocs
Season 4 - Episode 13
The Mafia run wild in the hospital.
#17 - Country Weekend
Season 5 - Episode 4
The doctors gather at Cat's vacation house for her wedding to Michael.
#18 - The Night Shift
Season 3 - Episode 11
The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.
#19 - Free Day
Season 4 - Episode 4
The doctors have free time on their hands. Lola sports a bikini.
#20 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
Season 3 - Episode 1
A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.
#21 - A Kid Walks in to a Hospital
Season 4 - Episode 9
Sy's spy past comes back to haunt him when his former partner returns to kill him.
#22 - Show Me on Montana
Season 2 - Episode 10
"Take Your Daughter to Work" day at the hospital ignites a series of conflicts involving a leering child molester (Steve Agee), Chief's sexy daughter (Lizzy Caplan), and an 11 year-old patient whose gender is yet to be determined.
#23 - The End of the Middle
Season 2 - Episode 6
An episode of TV news magazine News Readers covering the filming of the final episode of Childrens Hospital, complete with behind the scenes looks at the show. Cutter Spindell (who portrays Blake Downs on the show within the show) interferes to save the series, convincing protesters that they're saving an actual children's hospital.
#24 - Episode 6
Season 1 - Episode 6
In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico.
#25 - Father's Day
Season 3 - Episode 7
Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.