The BEST episodes of Childrens Hospital season 3

Every episode of Childrens Hospital season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Childrens Hospital season 3!

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Last Updated: 6/8/2025Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
Newsreaders
star
8.18
99 votes

#1 - Newsreaders

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 9/1/2011

Updates on the cast are featured on "Newsreaders" in the Season 3 finale.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Night Shift
star
8.10
134 votes

#2 - The Night Shift

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/11/2011

The Childrens Hospital doctors are assigned to work the nightshift. European doctor Velam Geza (Nick Kroll) joins the team to help show them the ropes. Plus, a doctor dies.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The '70s Episode
star
8.07
111 votes

#3 - The '70s Episode

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/7/2011

Glenn returns from Vietnam; Lola has new career aspirations.

Directors: Steve Pink
Writer: Rob Corddry
Watch Now:Apple TV
Stryker Bites the Dust
star
8.06
132 votes

#4 - Stryker Bites the Dust

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/21/2011

The staff receive counseling after the death of Brock Stryker (Rob Riggle).

Directors: Dylan Kidd
Watch Now:Apple TV
Father's Day
star
8.05
109 votes

#5 - Father's Day

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2011

Lola and Brian try to locate Cat's father; the doctors wait for a prisoner's execution and plan to use his heart in a transplant procedure.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Nip/Tug
star
7.98
138 votes

#6 - Nip/Tug

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2011

A pediatric plastic surgeon joins the staffers; Max Von Sydow has a mix-up in the maternity ward; and Glen and Owen try to hunt down a snack.

Directors: Dylan Kidd
Writer: Brian Huskey
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Chet Episode
star
7.91
155 votes

#7 - The Chet Episode

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 8/18/2011

A day in the life of Chet (Brian Huskey), the creepy paramedic.

Writer: Seth Morris
Watch Now:Apple TV
Black Doctor
star
7.78
110 votes

#8 - Black Doctor

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/16/2011

Blake is evicted from his apartment for being a clown; Dr. Brian returns to the hospital after a stint working for the drama "Black Hospital"; and Cat is overexposed.

Directors: Steve Pink
Writer: Rob Corddry
Watch Now:Apple TV
Home Is Where the Hospital Is
star
7.73
141 votes

#9 - Home Is Where the Hospital Is

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/23/2011

The doctors feel crowded from sharing an apartment and decide someone should move out. Elsewhere, Sy deals with his own domestic issues.

Writer: Erica Oyama
Watch Now:Apple TV
Ward 8
star
7.71
116 votes

#10 - Ward 8

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2011

Briggs (Nick Offerman) goes undercover in the children's psych ward; Blake's ex (Sarah Silverman) resurfaces; and Chief and Glenn share a moment.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Watch Now:Apple TV
Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
star
7.69
143 votes

#11 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/2011

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Writer: Rob Corddry
Watch Now:Apple TV
Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
star
7.46
130 votes

#12 - Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/28/2011

Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.

Munch by Proxy
star
7.39
102 votes

#13 - Munch by Proxy

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/4/2011

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

Writer: Rob Corddry
Watch Now:Apple TV
Party Down
star
7.36
67 votes

#14 - Party Down

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/25/2011

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Writer: Rob Schrab
Watch Now:Apple TV