Childrens Hospital

The WORST episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Last Updated: 5/24/2022Network: Adult Swim
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Show Me a Hero
star
6.89
45 votes

#1 - Show Me a Hero

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2016

Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.

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Hump Cola
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6.91
46 votes

#2 - Hump Cola

Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/8/2016

A break room fencing mishap leads to a lucrative business opportunity. Blake suspects that Glenn is fighting an addiction.

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Five Years Later
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6.95
191 votes

#3 - Five Years Later

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/21/2015

Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

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Kick Me
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7.15
52 votes

#4 - Kick Me

Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/20/2015

When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

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Through the Eyes of a Falcon
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7.17
46 votes

#5 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/25/2016

An actor invites the cast to a photography exhibition where their secrets are revealed in a behind-the-scenes episode.

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Codename: Jennifer
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7.20
152 votes

#6 - Codename: Jennifer

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/28/2015

The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

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DOY
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7.20
45 votes

#7 - DOY

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2016

The crew go to the Doctor of the Year Convention.

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Grandparents' Day
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7.22
45 votes

#8 - Grandparents' Day

Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/1/2016

Grandparents visit the workplace for "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day."

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By the Throat
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7.24
41 votes

#9 - By the Throat

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/11/2016

Owen gets caught up in a conspiracy when the hospital runs out of tongue depressors.

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Childrens Horsepital
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7.28
40 votes

#10 - Childrens Horsepital

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/18/2016

A race horse is pursued by a mob boss, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital. Elsewhere: Lola's college barbershop quartet tries to get her back and Glenn glues Blake's hands to latex gloves.

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Koontz is Coming
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7.29
77 votes

#11 - Koontz is Coming

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/9/2015

Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

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Party Down
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7.31
64 votes

#12 - Party Down

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/25/2011

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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A New Hope
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7.33
168 votes

#13 - A New Hope

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/26/2013

The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

Directors: Michael Blieden
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Sy's Tenure
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7.37
49 votes

#14 - Sy's Tenure

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2016

When Sy gets tenure, he wants to use his influence to build a consumer jetpack; Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal; Owen learns how hard it is to be hospital DJ.

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Kids Hospital
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7.39
57 votes

#15 - Kids Hospital

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2016

In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

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Munch by Proxy
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7.41
98 votes

#16 - Munch by Proxy

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/4/2011

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

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The Show You Watch
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7.44
52 votes

#17 - The Show You Watch

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2016

A 1950s variety show is recalled, revealing the origins of the "Childrens Hospital."

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You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
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7.47
127 votes

#18 - You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/31/2010

The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

Directors: Ken Marino
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Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
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7.50
126 votes

#19 - Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/28/2011

Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.

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Doctor Beth
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7.53
57 votes

#20 - Doctor Beth

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2016

Nurse Beth's origins in the Childrens Hospital basement, where she must navigate the social hierarchy of the nurses.

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A Lot of Brouhaha over Zilch
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7.59
102 votes

#21 - A Lot of Brouhaha over Zilch

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/11/2013

Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.

Directors: Ken Marino
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Me, Owen
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7.59
83 votes

#22 - Me, Owen

Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/30/2015

Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

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Very Special Episode
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7.60
96 votes

#23 - Very Special Episode

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2010

Webisode 5: Another doctor tries to use Blake's method: the healing power of laughter. Faux commercial for the "Epic 12 Hour Season Finale Event" of TV series NTSF:SD:SUV (National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sports Utility Vehicle). Webisode 6: In this very special episode, things are told from the perspective of a visiting doctor from Puerto Rico. In the post show-message, Corddry is with "the real Dr. Blake Downs" and "the real Cutter Spindell" (who is actually David Wain).

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A Hospital Isn't a Place
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7.61
135 votes

#24 - A Hospital Isn't a Place

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/11/2010

Webisode 1: When Cat breaks up with Glenn, Lola decides to be supportive and break up with her own boyfriend, Owen, by telling him that she has brain cancer. Faux commercial for the "Epic 12 Hour Season Finale Event" of TV series NTSF:SD:SUV:: (National Terrorism Strike Force: San Diego: Sports Utility Vehicle). Webisode 2: Things get tense after Cat sneezed on Lola. Meanwhile, Briggs tries to get Owen back on the police force. In the post-show message from Rob Corddry, Corddry reminisces about plays he used to put on for his male babysitter.

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The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
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7.62
133 votes

#25 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/7/2010

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

Directors: David Wain
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