The WORST episodes of Childrens Hospital
Every episode of Childrens Hospital ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Childrens Hospital!
A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.
#1 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/25/2016
An actor invites the cast to a photography exhibition where their secrets are revealed in a behind-the-scenes episode.
#2 - Kick Me
Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/20/2015
When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.
#3 - Kids Hospital
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2016
In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.
#4 - One Million Saved
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/29/2016
A rare disease surfaces and the doctors search for a cure at the remains of the original Childrens Hospital with Val's alter-ego. Elsewhere: the other doctors try to save their one millionth patient.
#5 - Sy's Tenure
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2016
When Sy gets tenure, he wants to use his influence to build a consumer jetpack; Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal; Owen learns how hard it is to be hospital DJ.
#6 - Doctor Beth
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2016
Nurse Beth's origins in the Childrens Hospital basement, where she must navigate the social hierarchy of the nurses.
#7 - The Show You Watch
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2016
A 1950s variety show is recalled, revealing the origins of the "Childrens Hospital."
#9 - Show Me a Hero
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2016
Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.
#10 - By the Throat
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/11/2016
Owen gets caught up in a conspiracy when the hospital runs out of tongue depressors.
#11 - Childrens Horsepital
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/18/2016
A race horse is pursued by a mob boss, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital. Elsewhere: Lola's college barbershop quartet tries to get her back and Glenn glues Blake's hands to latex gloves.
#12 - Grandparents' Day
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/1/2016
Grandparents visit the workplace for "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day."
#13 - The Grid (1)
Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/15/2016
A possible gas leak causes hallucinations for Glenn and Owen and makes Lola fear a doctor is following her, but the true cause puts the hospital's future in jeopardy.
#14 - Hump Cola
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/8/2016
A break room fencing mishap leads to a lucrative business opportunity. Blake suspects that Glenn is fighting an addiction.
#15 - The Grid (2)
Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/15/2016
The doctors of Children's Hospital must come to terms with a devastating development.
#16 - A Hospital Isn't a Place
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/11/2010
Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.
#17 - Monkeys, That's What We Are
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/18/2010
The staff is sympathetic about Lola's fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owen's last days as a cop. Blake's healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no Bin Laden.
#18 - A Very Special Episode
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2010
Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blake's position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.
#19 - This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/1/2010
Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her new boyfriend while Blake challenges Schacter to a laughter-off.
#20 - Nut Cutters?
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/8/2010
Jealous Glenn gives Cat's new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lola's non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.
#21 - Five Years Later
Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/21/2015
Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.
#22 - Codename: Jennifer
Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/28/2015
The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.
#23 - A New Hope
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/26/2013
The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.
#24 - Party Down
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/25/2011
A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.
#25 - Munch by Proxy
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/4/2011
Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.