The WORST episodes of Childrens Hospital

Every episode of Childrens Hospital ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Childrens Hospital!

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Last Updated: 11/4/2024Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
Hump Cola
star
6.89
45 votes

#1 - Hump Cola

Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/8/2016

A break room fencing mishap leads to a lucrative business opportunity. Blake suspects that Glenn is fighting an addiction.

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Five Years Later
star
6.98
189 votes

#2 - Five Years Later

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/21/2015

Five years after leaving the army base, Owen must re-integrate into a 'normal' life at the hospital.

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Show Me a Hero
star
6.98
44 votes

#3 - Show Me a Hero

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/4/2016

Dr. Cat Black has a faith crisis and the resident spiritual leaders try to convert her. Also: Glenn becomes frustrated when he doesn't feel like he's getting enough credit for playing second bass in a punk band.

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Through the Eyes of a Falcon
star
7.02
43 votes

#4 - Through the Eyes of a Falcon

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/25/2016

An actor invites the cast to a photography exhibition where their secrets are revealed in a behind-the-scenes episode.

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Grandparents' Day
star
7.14
42 votes

#5 - Grandparents' Day

Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/1/2016

Grandparents visit the workplace for "Bring Your Grandparents to Work Day."

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Childrens Horsepital
star
7.19
37 votes

#6 - Childrens Horsepital

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/18/2016

A race horse is pursued by a mob boss, so Chief hides the animal in the hospital. Elsewhere: Lola's college barbershop quartet tries to get her back and Glenn glues Blake's hands to latex gloves.

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Kick Me
star
7.20
50 votes

#7 - Kick Me

Season 6 - Episode 14 - Aired 6/20/2015

When Blake realizes that the source of his life's pain is the other doctors, he decides to take revenge.

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By the Throat
star
7.21
39 votes

#8 - By the Throat

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/11/2016

Owen gets caught up in a conspiracy when the hospital runs out of tongue depressors.

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Codename: Jennifer
star
7.22
152 votes

#9 - Codename: Jennifer

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/28/2015

The doctors are summoned to the White House, by Lola, to help with a matter of national security.

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DOY
star
7.31
42 votes

#10 - DOY

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2016

The crew go to the Doctor of the Year Convention.

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A New Hope
star
7.34
170 votes

#11 - A New Hope

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/26/2013

The staff move to an army base in Japan when the hospital is infested with termites.

Directors: Michael Blieden
Writer: Rob Corddry
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Party Down
star
7.34
64 votes

#12 - Party Down

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/25/2011

A long-delayed bar mitzvah for Glenn is planned; Owen wants his foreskin back.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Writer: Rob Schrab
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Koontz is Coming
star
7.36
77 votes

#13 - Koontz is Coming

Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/9/2015

Sy runs himself ragged trying to impress an influential blogger before the big hospital fundraiser gala.

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Munch by Proxy
star
7.39
99 votes

#14 - Munch by Proxy

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/4/2011

Owen's secret wife (Alicia Silverstone) and baby visit the hospital for treatment; Val plays a high-stakes game of chess.

Writer: Rob Corddry
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Kids Hospital
star
7.45
55 votes

#15 - Kids Hospital

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2016

In the seventh season premiere, the doctors find new jobs at a crosstown hospital after being fired by Blake, who turns to a life of crime with his brother, Sir Tinklebutton.

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Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts
star
7.48
126 votes

#16 - Children's Hospital: A Play in Three Acts

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/28/2011

Childrens Hospital presents a very special episode that will take you back to simpler times, when ladies wore dresses, men wore top hats and clowns knew their place.

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You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?
star
7.48
132 votes

#17 - You Know No One Can Hear You, Right?

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/31/2010

The abortion debate is brought into relief by a visit from a prominent Senator (Ed Begley, Jr.); Owen must decide whether he can treat the 10-year-old who beats him daily; Sy finally faces his alcoholism.

Directors: Ken Marino
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Sy's Tenure
star
7.49
47 votes

#18 - Sy's Tenure

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2016

When Sy gets tenure, he wants to use his influence to build a consumer jetpack; Chief is stranded on a dance pedestal; Owen learns how hard it is to be hospital DJ.

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The Show You Watch
star
7.54
50 votes

#19 - The Show You Watch

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2016

A 1950s variety show is recalled, revealing the origins of the "Childrens Hospital."

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Me, Owen
star
7.58
83 votes

#20 - Me, Owen

Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/30/2015

Owen and Briggs work together on a murder case that has spanned fifteen years; a look into Owen and Briggs' past.

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A Very Special Episode
star
7.58
98 votes

#21 - A Very Special Episode

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2010

Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blake's position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.

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A Lot of Brouhaha over Zilch
star
7.62
104 votes

#22 - A Lot of Brouhaha over Zilch

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/11/2013

Blake reveals multiple stories of drama at the army base, including Glenn and Cat's unrequited love for each other, and Derrick Childrens desire to regain control of Childrens Hospital from Sy.

Directors: Ken Marino
Writer: Rob Corddry
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The Sultan's Finger - LIVE
star
7.63
138 votes

#23 - The Sultan's Finger - LIVE

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/7/2010

In a special live episode, a visiting Sultan needs emergency surgery; Blake faces a crucial decision about his clown make-up; Glenn cuts off his finger for Valerie. A surprise ending reveals the shocking the truth about one of the doctors, shattering everyone's perceptions. SEASON FINALE.

Directors: David Wain
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A Hospital Isn't a Place
star
7.64
138 votes

#24 - A Hospital Isn't a Place

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/11/2010

Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

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Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run
star
7.68
141 votes

#25 - Run, Dr. Lola Spratt, Run

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/2011

A boy stuck in quicksand is brought to the ER.

Directors: Rob Schrab
Writer: Rob Corddry
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