The BEST episodes of Childrens Hospital season 1

Every episode of Childrens Hospital season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Childrens Hospital season 1!

A hospital isn't a place for lazy people. It's a place for smart people who take care of people who aren't smart enough to keep themselves healthy. So begins Childrens Hospital, an all-new series that follows the lives, loves and laughs of a hospital staff.

Last Updated: 2/19/2026Network: Adult SwimStatus: Ended
This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy
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7.81
85 votes

#1 - This Kid's Getting a Vasectomy

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/1/2010

Cat's new love affair blossoms, provoking jealousy in Glenn. A visiting neurosurgeon Dr. Max Von Sydow, offers to cure the Chief of her myriad ailments. Cat deflowers her new boyfriend while Blake challenges Schacter to a laughter-off.

Nut Cutters?
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7.69
75 votes

#2 - Nut Cutters?

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/8/2010

Jealous Glenn gives Cat's new boyfriend an unscheduled operation. Osama bin Laden is captured! Blake operates on Lola's non-existent brain tumor while the Chief undergoes major surgery. Will they make it? Probably not. But maybe. OK, one of them dies.

Monkeys, That's What We Are
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7.68
117 votes

#3 - Monkeys, That's What We Are

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/18/2010

The staff is sympathetic about Lola's fake brain tumor. Glenn is arrested for trying to give an infant breast implants. Briggs recalls Owen's last days as a cop. Blake's healing powers of laughter are lacking. Cat falls in love again. Still no Bin Laden.

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A Hospital Isn't a Place
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7.53
142 votes

#4 - A Hospital Isn't a Place

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/11/2010

Cat breaks up with Glenn, and Lola fakes a brain tumor to dump Owen. Later, they "console" each other. Blake is a sad clown, and Owens ex-partner tries to lure him back to be a cop. American forces raid the hills of Pakistan in search of bin Laden.

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A Very Special Episode
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7.47
100 votes

#5 - A Very Special Episode

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/25/2010

Blake recalls childhood traumas that made him who he is. A competing clown doctor arrives to threaten Blake's position. A visiting doctor experiences the hospital in a whole new way in this very special episode introduced by executive producer David Wain.