The BEST episodes of Ideal
Every episode of Ideal ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Ideal!
Moz is a small-time (hash only) drug dealer. He rarely sets foot outside the confines of his squalid Manchester flat he shares with his long-suffering girlfriend Nicki. He's a lazy slob basically - as Nicki comments, "Jesus, Moz. I've seen coma victims with more 'get-up-and-go'". The series provides a window onto his life, and the bizarre sequence of people who come round to score from him. His dealer is a dodgy copper, his girlfriend is fed up with him, and he has visits from a silent man who wears a cartoon mask.
#3 - The Wedding
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/8/2007
It's the morning of Moz's wedding and he's woken up next to another woman. Now all he has to do is get rid of her, overcome his nerves, deflect the advances of a very demanding Judith and save Brian from a psychopathic Christian.
#4 - The Crabs
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/1/2007
Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night. However, Judith has had a party mask super-glued to her face, three crabs have escaped in the flat and Jesus has just appeared in the loft.
#5 - The Night
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/20/2007
Moz tries to hide his dope dealing from the born again Christian builders working in his flat, and lack of sleep is making Nicki hallucinate. Judith the 'reformed' necrophiliac is seen dragging heavy sacks up the stairs into her flat.
#9 - The Nest
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/10/2007
Moz receives an unwelcome visit from gang leader, Stemroach. Meanwhile, the discovery of a wasp nest in the loft has disastrous consequences for the born again Christian builders.
#10 - The Set-Up
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2007
With Nicki out celebrating her hen night, Moz reluctantly agrees to help the Police Constable to set-up Stemroach. Meanwhile Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul have an evil plan all their own.
#11 - The Guest
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/18/2006
It's the day of Derrick and Yasuko's wedding, but Moz has a tough time getting the groom to the registry officer on time. The dealer also has to keep the kidnap victim trapped in his flat a secret from a series of unwanted guests - and accomplish both tasks while under the influence of magic mushrooms.
#12 - The Bath
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/17/2007
Moz's attempts to enjoy a nice, warm bath are continually thwarted, initally by a steady stream of visitors requiring weed, advice and a shoulder to cry on, then by a bizarre murder.
#13 - The Pregnancy
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/22/2005
The severed hand makes a return. Moz's stalker (Craig) is back, and spends some quality time with Cartoon Head. Nicki takes a pregnancy test.
#16 - The Housewarming
Season 6 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/5/2010
While Nicki throws a monster fancy dress party, Tilly hosts a pretentious soiree upstairs. Moz is desperately trying to scrape together the ransom money to release his kidnapped dad.
#17 - The Party
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/15/2005
Its Moz's birthday, and all Nicki has bought him is a sandwich and some chocolate, so she decides to throw him a party in the flat.
#19 - The Christians
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/27/2007
The Police Constable has fallen in love with China, Nicki thinks she's losing her mind and Brian has turned into a Goth. Meanwhile, Moz is forced to perform an exorcism on Jenny the child minder.
#20 - The Pyramid
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/3/2007
Moz is desperate to disuade Cartoon Head and Psycho Paul from shooting a porn film in his bathroom. His mother Sheila joins a dodgy pyramid selling scheme and Nicki and Brian are involved in a car crash.
#21 - The Séance
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2006
Elderly neighbour Mrs Coneybear is disturbed by strange noises and decides to hold a seance. Moz is concerned about keeping his marijuana plants a secret, Steve discovers what happened to his brother and Judith makes a surprising confession.
#22 - The Paintings
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/16/2011
Mistakenly believing Moz to be an avant garde artist, Tilly arranges for him have an exhibition. Jess and Cartoon Head experiment with ketamine and find themselves way out of their depth.
#23 - The Delivery
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/25/2006
PC warns Moz of an imminent drugs bust, so the dealer embarks on an unscheduled spring-cleaning exercise as he sets out to destroy all the evidence in his flat. Meanwhile, Colin falls in love, and Nicki goes into labour.
#24 - The Hydroponics
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/28/2006
Moz might be falling for his new neighbour Judith while being haunted by the ghost of Craig.