The Best Episodes of Ideal

Last Updated: Nov 29, 2018

Moz is a small-time (hash only) drug dealer. He rarely sets foot outside the confines of his squalid Manchester flat he shares with his long-suffering girlfriend Nicki. He's a lazy slob basically - as Nicki comments, "Jesus, Moz. I've seen coma victims with more 'get-up-and-go'". The series provides a window onto his life, and the bizarre sequence of people who come round to score from him. His dealer is a dodgy copper, his girlfriend is fed up with him, and he has visits from a silent man who wears a cartoon mask.

The Pains

#1 - The Pains

Season 4 - Episode 1

When Moz suffers a suspected heart attack, his girlfriend Nicki re-ignites her affair with the PC.

star 8.62
21 votes
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The Wedding

#2 - The Wedding

Season 3 - Episode 8

It's the morning of Moz's wedding and he's woken up next to another woman. Now all he has to do is get rid of her, overcome his nerves, deflect the advances of a very demanding Judith and save Brian from a psychopathic Christian.

star 8.58
26 votes
Directors: Ben Gregor
Writers: Graham Duff
The Delivery

#3 - The Delivery

Season 2 - Episode 7

PC warns Moz of an imminent drugs bust, so the dealer embarks on an unscheduled spring-cleaning exercise as he sets out to destroy all the evidence in his flat. Meanwhile, Colin falls in love, and Nicki goes into labour.

star 8.42
26 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Vodka

#4 - The Vodka

Season 4 - Episode 3

When Moz gets a visit from the drunken Jenny things soon get out of hand.

star 8.33
24 votes
The War

#5 - The War

Season 4 - Episode 5

As the war with the Triad heats up, Psycho Paul turns Moz's flat into a bootcamp.

star 8.27
22 votes
The Paintings

#6 - The Paintings

Season 7 - Episode 4

Mistakenly believing Moz to be an avant garde artist, Tilly arranges for him have an exhibition. Jess and Cartoon Head experiment with ketamine and find themselves way out of their depth.

star 8.27
22 votes
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Secret

#7 - The Secret

Season 4 - Episode 4

Despite Moz and Jenny's best efforts to keep thier affair secret it seems everybody knows what's going on

star 8.27
26 votes
The Crabs

#8 - The Crabs

Season 3 - Episode 7

Moz is trying his best to enjoy his stag night. However, Judith has had a party mask super-glued to her face, three crabs have escaped in the flat and Jesus has just appeared in the loft.

star 8.27
26 votes
Directors: Ben Gregor
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Night

#9 - The Night

Season 3 - Episode 1

Moz tries to hide his dope dealing from the born again Christian builders working in his flat, and lack of sleep is making Nicki hallucinate. Judith the 'reformed' necrophiliac is seen dragging heavy sacks up the stairs into her flat.

star 8.26
27 votes
Directors: Ben Gregor
Writers: Graham Duff
The Body

#10 - The Body

Season 1 - Episode 8

Cartoon Head shoots Craig. Nicki tells Moz she's pregnant.

star 8.26
31 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
The Housewarming

#11 - The Housewarming

Season 6 - Episode 8

While Nicki throws a monster fancy dress party, Tilly hosts a pretentious soiree upstairs. Moz is desperately trying to scrape together the ransom money to release his kidnapped dad.

star 8.22
23 votes
Directors: Ben Wheatley
Writers: Graham Duff
The Bath

#12 - The Bath

Season 3 - Episode 5

Moz's attempts to enjoy a nice, warm bath are continually thwarted, initally by a steady stream of visitors requiring weed, advice and a shoulder to cry on, then by a bizarre murder.

star 8.21
19 votes
Directors: Ben Gregor
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Television

#13 - The Television

Season 4 - Episode 7

It's all change for Moz as Nicki moves out and new love Jenny moves in. When Keith finally delivers a new widescreen TV it's almost too big to fit in the flat.

star 8.19
27 votes
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The Business

#14 - The Business

Season 6 - Episode 1

After nine months away, Moz and Jenny return to find Nicki has taken over the business.

star 8.17
25 votes
Directors: Ben Wheatley
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Christians

#15 - The Christians

Season 3 - Episode 2

The Police Constable has fallen in love with China, Nicki thinks she's losing her mind and Brian has turned into a Goth. Meanwhile, Moz is forced to perform an exorcism on Jenny the child minder.

star 8.16
25 votes
Directors: Ben Gregor
Writers: Graham Duff
The Money

#16 - The Money

Season 2 - Episode 8

Nicki wants to leave Moz, while Judith wants to go out with him. An assortment of customers are eager to hand over their money and PC is spoiling for a fight. But the dealer is more concerned with whether the fire brigade are going to show up.

star 8.13
24 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
The Pregnancy

#17 - The Pregnancy

Season 1 - Episode 7

The severed hand makes a return. Moz's stalker (Craig) is back, and spends some quality time with Cartoon Head. Nicki takes a pregnancy test.

star 8.10
30 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Landlord

#18 - The Landlord

Season 2 - Episode 2

Moz's landlord is coming to visit at the most inopportune time.

star 8.10
30 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Past

#19 - The Past

Season 4 - Episode 2

Moz reminisces about 1993, the year he first moved into the flat.

star 8.09
22 votes
The Healer

#20 - The Healer

Season 5 - Episode 1

Moz decides to stop dealing in an attempt to turn over a new leaf. Jenny is in a coma and different friends try to snap her out of it.

star 8.07
27 votes
The Hydroponics

#21 - The Hydroponics

Season 2 - Episode 3

Moz might be falling for his new neighbour Judith while being haunted by the ghost of Craig.

star 8.07
28 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Passports

#22 - The Passports

Season 5 - Episode 6

Moz and Jenny get ready to try and leave the country with stolen passports. When a strange crate arrives from Russia, Psycho Paul's human trafficking plans don't go to plan.

star 8.05
21 votes
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The American

#23 - The American

Season 6 - Episode 2

Moz and Jenny's plans to move to Italy are thrown into disarray when Moz learns he has been removed from the most wanted list. Brian is dumped by his transgender boyfriend, Nathaniel.

star 8.05
24 votes
Directors: Ben Wheatley
Writers: Graham Duff
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The Party

#24 - The Party

Season 1 - Episode 6

Its Moz's birthday, and all Nicki has bought him is a sandwich and some chocolate, so she decides to throw him a party in the flat.

star 8.02
37 votes
Directors: Dan Zeff
Writers: Graham Duff
The Birthday

#25 - The Birthday

Season 4 - Episode 6

Nicki's birthday party doesn't go entirely according to plan. Moz splits up with Jenny, Nicki splits up with PC and mysterious neighbour "Fist" kidnaps Kim and Miko.

star 8.00
21 votes
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