The BEST episodes of Seinfeld
Every episode of Seinfeld ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Seinfeld!
The "show about nothing" is a sitcom landmark, with comic Jerry and his three sardonic friends finding laughs in both the mundane and the ridiculous.
#1 - The Contest
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/18/1992
Jerry challenges George, Kramer and Elaine to pool their money in a contest of self-denial. Meanwhile, an excited Elaine looks forward to her date with hunky John Kennedy, Jr., and a guilt-ridden George gets an eyeful when he visits his whining mother in the hospital.
#2 - The Soup Nazi
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/1995
A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.
#3 - The Opposite
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/19/1994
George does the opposite and turns his life around.
#4 - The Outing
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/11/1993
When an eavesdropping college reporter mistakenly prints that Jerry and his pal George are intimate longtime companions, Jerry vainly works overtime to prove his straightness. And when the big-city newspapers pick up the story, Jerry has a lot of explaining to do to his overwrought parents.
#5 - The Hamptons
Season 5 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/12/1994
Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.
#6 - The Cheever Letters
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/28/1992
As he and Jerry start their script, George confronts Susan's father about the cabin fire.
#7 - The Marine Biologist
Season 5 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/10/1994
Romance starts to blossom between George and his former college classmate Diane, after Jerry falsely tells her that George is a successful marine biologist. Meanwhile, Elaine's electronic organizer injures an innocent passerby when it is thrown out of the window of a moving limousine.
#8 - The Bizarro Jerry
Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/3/1996
Elaine meets three friends who are the exact opposite of Jerry, George and Kramer; George uses Susan's death to attract women.
#9 - The Tape
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/1991
Jerry frantically tries to identify the mystery woman who anonymously whispered naughty suggestions into the tape recorder he used to record his stand-up comedy act. But when Elaine confides to George that the voice was hers, George sees her in a more sensual light! Hoping to impress her, he procures an ancient Chinese potion guaranteed to grow hair.
#10 - The Boyfriend (2)
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/12/1992
While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets all-star and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players. But Jerry finds himself competing for his new pal's time with Elaine, who has caught Keith's eye. And shameless George will do anything to extend his unemployment benefits, including dating a bureaucrat's plain-looking daughter.
#11 - The Puffy Shirt
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/23/1993
Jerry is coerced into wearing a ridiculous "puffy" shirt designed by Kramer's girlfriend when he appears on the NBC News' "Today" with Bryant Gumbel.
#12 - The Switch
Season 6 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/1995
Jerry wants to date a new girlfriend's roommate.
#13 - The Barber
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/11/1993
Jerry frets over leaving his incompetent barber; George gets a job.
#14 - The Yada Yada
Season 8 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/24/1997
Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
#15 - The Jimmy
Season 6 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/16/1995
George's new basketball teammate brings him into a new business deal.
#16 - The Parking Garage
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/1991
Jerry and his friends get lost in a parking garage.
#17 - The Invitations
Season 7 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/16/1996
As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.
#18 - The Race
Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/15/1994
Jerry finds an old high school classmate still disputes the outcome of a big race.
#19 - The Pothole
Season 8 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/20/1997
As George loses a prized keychain in a pothole, Kramer adopts a section of highway.
#20 - The Bubble Boy
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/7/1992
Jerry agrees to make a side trip to visit a sickly fan -- who must live in a protective plastic tent -- while he and George drive up to a mountain cabin with their dates. But complications set in when Jerry gets lost while driving with Elaine, and a cigar-puffing Kramer makes an unwanted visit from out of the blue.
#21 - The Limo
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/26/1992
When George's car breaks down at the airport, Jerry coolly convinces a waiting limo driver that they are his intended passengers. Their clever ruse turns ominous, however, when they learn the real client is a neo-Nazi -- and they're en route to a rally where violent protesters are eager to get their hands on their quarry.
#22 - The Boyfriend (1)
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/12/1992
While performing his comedy act, Jerry meets Keith Hernandez (as himself), the former New York Mets all-star and one of Jerry's favorite baseball players. But Jerry finds himself competing for his new pal's time with Elaine, who has caught Keith's eye. And shameless George will do anything to extend his unemployment benefits, including dating a bureaucrat's plain-looking daughter.
#23 - The Alternate Side
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/4/1991
No sooner does Elaine tell Jerry the virtues of dating an older man than she decides to break up with her 66-year-old beau -- a split made more complicated when he has a heart attack in front on Jerry's apartment. To make matters worse, George flunks his new job of parking cars -- which blocks traffic and an approaching ambulance.
#24 - The Chicken Roaster
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/14/1996
As a restaurant's bright lights keep Kramer awake, Elaine's job is threatened after she buys George an expensive hat on the company's account.
#25 - The Implant
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/25/1993
Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants.