The BEST episodes of Seinfeld season 7
Every episode of Seinfeld season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Seinfeld season 7!
The "show about nothing" is a sitcom landmark, with comic Jerry and his three sardonic friends finding laughs in both the mundane and the ridiculous.
#1 - The Soup Nazi
Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/2/1995
A demanding soup stand chef bans Elaine from eating his wares.
#2 - The Invitations
Season 7 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/16/1996
As George continues to have cold feet about his wedding, Jerry meets the woman of his dreams.
#3 - The Cadillac (Part 1)
Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/8/1996
Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly changes his relationship with Elaine, she's interested again. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaine's friend is in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.
#4 - The Pool Guy
Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/16/1995
George worries about Susan becoming friendly with his pals.
#5 - The Wig Master
Season 7 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/4/1996
Jerry ends up buying a jacket he doesn't really like; a house guest irritates George.
#6 - The Engagement
Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/1995
George gets engaged, while Elaine takes drastic measures to silence a barking dog.
#7 - The Wait Out
Season 7 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/9/1996
Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.
#8 - The Shower Head
Season 7 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/15/1996
As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
#9 - The Rye
Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/4/1996
George must replace a loaf of bread his parents took from Susan's mom and dad.
#10 - The Gum
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/14/1995
While helping Kramer revive an old movie theatre, George is mistaken for being insane.
#11 - The Calzone
Season 7 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/25/1996
As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
#12 - The Postponement
Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/1995
Elaine is jealous over George's upcoming wedding, but George wants to postpone it.
#13 - The Doll
Season 7 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/22/1996
While George is disturbed by a doll that looks like his mom, his dad searches for a long-lost cousin in Italy.
#14 - The Secret Code
Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/9/1995
George's secret bank code inadvertently becomes a dying woman's last word.
#15 - The Caddy
Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/25/1996
While leaving his car at work convinces George's bosses that he's working late, Elaine is disturbed by a bra-less acquaintance.
#16 - The Sponge
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/7/1995
As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.
#17 - The Hot Tub
Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/1995
Jerry worries when Elaine hosts a marathon runner with a tendency to oversleep, while Kramer's new hot tub gets him in hot water.
#18 - The Seven
Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/1/1996
As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.
#19 - The Wink
Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1995
Grapefruit juice in George's eye unleashes a wild chain-reaction of events.
#20 - The Cadillac (Part 2)
Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/8/1996
Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from, only she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well as planned and Susan thinks he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes defeat.
#21 - The Maestro
Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/1995
Jerry refuses an eccentric friend's request, while George commits himself to helping a store security guard.
#22 - The Bottle Deposit (Part 1)
Season 7 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/2/1996
George doesn't hear the details on an important project that Wilhelm wants him to champion. Peterman wants Elaine to bid on a set of golf clubs at the Kennedy auction, her ceiling is $10,000; however, she gets into a bidding war with Sue Ellen, the Oh Henry! candy heiress. Consequently, she spends a bit more than she was authorized. Newman finds the missing ingredient to make it cost effective in Kramer's scheme to collect used pop bottles and cans and take them to Michigan where the refund is doubled. Jerry takes his car to a mechanic, who's fanatical about car care. Elaine meets Jerry to get the golf clubs out of his car, but the mechanic, distraught over Jerry's negligence, steals it. Kramer and Newman collect their bottles and cans and hit the road in a mail truck.
#23 - The Friars Club
Season 7 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/7/1996
Jerry's relationship with Susan's best friend is impaired by a missing jacket.
#24 - The Bottle Deposit (Part 2)
Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/6/1992
Wilhelm is delighted with the job George did on the project; however, he has no idea what he did or how he did it. The detective on the case thinks he's found Jerry's car, damaged beyond recognition. It's not, and later Jerry's mechanic calls him from the car. Kramer spots Jerry's car in Ohio. Steinbrenner calls George into his office about the project report and has him committed. Kramer ditches the cans, bottles, mailbags and Newman in pursuit of Jerry's car. Newman finds a farmer's house, complete with the proverbial daughter. The mechanic throws the clubs and bag at Kramer's truck, allowing him to get away. Deena is happy to see that George is getting the help he needs. Peterman is stunned when he finally gets the clubs, "Elaine, I never knew Kennedy had such a temper."