The BEST episodes written by Jerry Seinfeld

The Opposite
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8.33
1726 votes

#1 - The Opposite

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 22

George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. Things begin to be unlucky for Elaine after she buys a box of "Jujyfruits." Kramer appears on Regis & Kathie Lee to promote his coffee table book. Rachel wants to break up with Jerry and he readily agrees, because his luck has been "even Steven." Elaine's eating of "Jujyfruits" causes Pendant Publishing to go under, and later she realizes that she and George have traded places.

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Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 1
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8.03
371 votes

#2 - Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 1

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 7

Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon cruise over to Jerry's actual car in a 1956 Chevy Corvette convertible to hop aboard yet another vehicle to enjoy some comedic sailing out at sea.

Bill Burr: Smoking Past the Band
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7.90
335 votes

#3 - Bill Burr: Smoking Past the Band

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 3

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Bill Burr cruise around L.A. in a 1970 Ford Mustang like a couple of bosses out on the town in the middle of the day.

The Cadillac (Part 1)
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7.90
1139 votes

#4 - The Cadillac (Part 1)

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 14

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly changes his relationship with Elaine, she's interested again. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaine's friend is in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.

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Kevin Hart: You Look Amazing in the Wind
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7.88
305 votes

#5 - Kevin Hart: You Look Amazing in the Wind

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 1

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Kevin Hart stylishly cruise around town in a 1959 Porsche RSK Spyder for their "weird male date." Plus special extra feature: "Dick Corcoran"

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Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 2
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7.79
304 votes

#6 - Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 2

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 8

Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon finish up their day on the water and head back to the mainland for John's Famous Pancake House and a cup of coffee.

The Sniffing Accountant
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7.79
1617 votes

#7 - The Sniffing Accountant

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 4

George's father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry's accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the truth. Elaine's new boyfriend is perfect except for his use of an exclamation point.

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The Chinese Restaurant
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7.74
1940 votes

#8 - The Chinese Restaurant

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 11

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time to get a table, Jerry sees a woman whose name he can't recall; George needs to use a phone he can't have and Elaine needs food, more than those seated ahead of them.

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The Shoes
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7.72
1441 votes

#9 - The Shoes

Seinfeld - Season 4 - Episode 16

Jerry and George struggle to keep their idea for a TV series alive, one of their problems is they don't know how to do the Elaine character. Jerry meets an old girlfriend he never could kiss, later Kramer gets the opportunity. The ex-girlfriend talks about Elaine's shoes, mainly because she wants them. George is caught staring at the cleavage of the daughter of the NBC executive who is approving their script. Elaine's cleavage provides a means to turn the tables on him.

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The Kiss Hello
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7.68
1336 votes

#10 - The Kiss Hello

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 17

Elaine's friend, a physical therapist, whom Jerry must "kiss hello," has an old style hairdo, that Jerry and Elaine want Kramer to comment on. Jerry's grandmother wants him to open a ketchup bottle and she tells a story about some money that Uncle Leo was supposed to give his sister. Jerry's father is anxious to collect the money and interest Leo owes. Kramer puts tenant pictures up in the lobby and soon Jerry is giving every woman in the building, the "kiss hello"; however, when he stops, he becomes unpopular. George gets his arm looked at, misses a follow up appointment and must pay for that visit. The therapist skips out on her patients, including George, and goes skiing with Elaine. After their trip, she drops Elaine off 3 blocks from her apartment. Elaine injures her shoulder carrying her equipment home, and can't get any complementary treatment. Jerry gets proof of his uncle's dishonesty.

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Margaret Cho: You Can Go Cho Again
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7.65
223 votes

#11 - Margaret Cho: You Can Go Cho Again

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 8 - Episode 2

Jerry and pal Margaret Cho (Notorious C.H.O.) grab coffee at LA's Highland Cafe in a 1967 Mazda Cosmo Sport. Next thing we know, he's opening for her at The Stress Factory in New Jersey.

Fred Armisen: I Wasn't Told About This... With Special Feature: I'm Dying, Jerry
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7.61
316 votes

#12 - Fred Armisen: I Wasn't Told About This... With Special Feature: I'm Dying, Jerry

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 5

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Fred Armisen cruise over to Portland's Coava in a 1965 Saab 96 Monte Carlo 850 for some coffee.

The Cadillac (Part 2)
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7.60
732 votes

#13 - The Cadillac (Part 2)

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 15

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from, only she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well as planned and Susan thinks he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes defeat.

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The Phone Message
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7.59
2207 votes

#14 - The Phone Message

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 4

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance to prevent her from hearing her messages by having Jerry switch the tape out of her machine, while he distracts her. Jerry and his girlfriend have a disagreement about a TV commercial for Dockers, and his telling his friends about their conflict.

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The Raincoats (Part 1)
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7.58
1466 votes

#15 - The Raincoats (Part 1)

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 18

Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise.

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The Ex-Girlfriend
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7.57
2839 votes

#16 - The Ex-Girlfriend

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 1

George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over the past two years. Jerry is reluctantly drawn into George's ex-relationship when he picks up some books left at her apartment. Although he wants to break it off with her, she has this "psycho-sexual" hold over him and he becomes worried about what George might think if he lets this relationship develop. Elaine confronts the guy in her building and Jerry's relationship maybe in jeopardy when his girlfriend sees his act.

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The Pony Remark
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7.57
2439 votes

#17 - The Pony Remark

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 2

Jerry's parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won't complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes Elaine to the dinner and he makes an observation about children who have ponies, this remark offends the guest of honor. When she dies soon afterwards, Jerry wonders if he should go to the funeral or go to his championship softball game. Elaine wonders about the fate of the apartment, when she hears the widower is moving to Arizona. George wonders if it will ever be possible for him to have sex again.

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The Raincoats (Part 2)
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7.56
805 votes

#18 - The Raincoats (Part 2)

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 19

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City.

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The Jacket
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7.55
2399 votes

#19 - The Jacket

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 3

Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can't get out of his mind. Kramer is supposed pickup a magician friend's doves, and needs someone to help him for two minutes; Elaine takes on the job. Kramer promises she'll get "a lift" to the hotel where Jerry and George are meeting her and her father, Alton Benes, an author cut from Hemingway cloth. Jerry and George suffer while waiting with Elaine's father. When it begins to snow, Jerry turns his new jacket inside out, to protect it, but Alton Benes doesn't want to be seen on the street with him.

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The Stranded
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7.51
1685 votes

#20 - The Stranded

Seinfeld - Season 3 - Episode 10

Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when he leaves with a co-worker he has a chance with. Jerry & Elaine keeping the hosts up real late, while waiting for Kramer to come and pick them up. The host later takes Jerry up on his offer to drop by when he is in the city, just as Jerry is leaving. He stays in Jerry's apartment for the evening and parties with Kramer and a lady of the evening. Later George pays the price for his romance in the workplace (he must quit) and he tries to shoplift at the drug store where he says they still owe him ten dollars.

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The Stock Tip
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7.50
2266 votes

#21 - The Stock Tip

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 5

After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend's cats. Meanwhile, Jerry's weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves to be a relationship killer.

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Amy Schumer: I'm Wondering What It's Like to Date Me
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7.49
385 votes

#22 - Amy Schumer: I'm Wondering What It's Like to Date Me

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 2

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Amy Schumer check out “cute bongs” as they walk to a local diner for some coffee after their 1971 Ferrari Daytona breaks down.

The Busboy
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7.45
1886 votes

#23 - The Busboy

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 12

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy's cat. Elaine discovers that a week is much too long to have a houseguest. She does everything in her power to get him out. The busboy's life is saved and made for the better after his involvement with George, until he meets Elaine's houseguest.

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Male Unbonding
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7.38
2626 votes

#24 - Male Unbonding

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 4

Jerry tries to "break-up" with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.

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The Stake Out
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7.33
3174 votes

#25 - The Stake Out

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 2

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman's office with George so that he can "casually" bump into her.

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The Seinfeld Chronicles
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7.29
3799 votes

#26 - The Seinfeld Chronicles

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 1

The very first episode. Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on how Jerry should best approach the situation.

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Ali Wentworth: I'm Going to Take a Percocet and Let That One Go
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7.27
260 votes

#27 - Ali Wentworth: I'm Going to Take a Percocet and Let That One Go

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 6

Jerry and his special guest, Ali Wentworth go out for a spin in a low grill 1970 Mercedes 280SE Cabriolet to wasply grab some coffee.

Miranda Sings: Happy Thanksgiving Miranda
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5.39
284 votes

#28 - Miranda Sings: Happy Thanksgiving Miranda

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 4

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Miranda Sings cruise around town in a 1960 Austin Healey Sprite in search of coffee, complaining and apologizing along the way.