The BEST episodes written by Jerry Seinfeld

The Opposite
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8.31
1792 votes

#1 - The Opposite

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 22

George does the opposite and turns his life around.

Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 1
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8.03
369 votes

#2 - Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 1

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 7

Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon cruise over to Jerry's actual car in a 1956 Chevy Corvette convertible to hop aboard yet another vehicle to enjoy some comedic sailing out at sea.

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Bill Burr: Smoking Past the Band
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7.92
337 votes

#3 - Bill Burr: Smoking Past the Band

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 3

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Bill Burr cruise around L.A. in a 1970 Ford Mustang like a couple of bosses out on the town in the middle of the day.

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The Cadillac (Part 1)
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7.88
1189 votes

#4 - The Cadillac (Part 1)

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 14

Jerry surprises his parents by buying them a new Cadillac, when his last job really pays well. Kramer, who now knows how much Jerry makes, says it will change their relationship. It certainly changes his relationship with Elaine, she's interested again. George reconsiders his engagement when one of Elaine's friends tells him that she could have set him up with Oscar winning actress, Marisa Tomei. The cable company wants to see Kramer and he takes the opportunity to get revenge on them. George wants to meet Marisa for a cup of coffee, even when Elaine's friend is in the hospital with a heart condition. Jack Klompus accuses Morty of embezzling funds to pay for his new Cadillac.

Kevin Hart: You Look Amazing in the Wind
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7.87
302 votes

#5 - Kevin Hart: You Look Amazing in the Wind

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 1

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Kevin Hart stylishly cruise around town in a 1959 Porsche RSK Spyder for their "weird male date." Plus special extra feature: "Dick Corcoran"

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Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 2
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7.80
300 votes

#6 - Jimmy Fallon: The Unsinkable Legend: Part 2

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 8

Jerry and his special guest Jimmy Fallon finish up their day on the water and head back to the mainland for John's Famous Pancake House and a cup of coffee.

The Sniffing Accountant
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7.74
1668 votes

#7 - The Sniffing Accountant

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 4

Worried about their investments, Jerry, Kramer and Newman search for clues to determine if their accountant's unexplained sniffle could be related to something he may have snorted.

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The Chinese Restaurant
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7.73
2016 votes

#8 - The Chinese Restaurant

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 11

Jerry, George and Elaine have a harrowing experience trying to get a table without reservations at a crowded Chinese restaurant.

The Shoes
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7.68
1506 votes

#9 - The Shoes

Seinfeld - Season 4 - Episode 16

Jerry and George scramble to keep their feeble idea for a TV series alive when they meet with a skeptical TV executive who catches them eyeing his teenage daughter's cleavage. Across town, Kramer begins dating Jerry's ex-girlfriend, a chef who becomes obsessed with possessing Elaine's fashionable shoes.

Margaret Cho: You Can Go Cho Again
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7.66
226 votes

#10 - Margaret Cho: You Can Go Cho Again

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 8 - Episode 2

Jerry and pal Margaret Cho (Notorious C.H.O.) grab coffee at LA's Highland Cafe in a 1967 Mazda Cosmo Sport. Next thing we know, he's opening for her at The Stress Factory in New Jersey.

The Kiss Hello
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7.62
1378 votes

#11 - The Kiss Hello

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 17

Jerry rebels at an intimate gesture as Kramer attempts to make their building more friendly.

Fred Armisen: I Wasn't Told About This... With Special Feature: I'm Dying, Jerry
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7.60
314 votes

#12 - Fred Armisen: I Wasn't Told About This... With Special Feature: I'm Dying, Jerry

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 5

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Fred Armisen cruise over to Portland's Coava in a 1965 Saab 96 Monte Carlo 850 for some coffee.

The Phone Message
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7.57
2281 votes

#13 - The Phone Message

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 4

After mustering enough courage to call a girl for a second date, George repeatedly gets her answering machine then blurts out a nasty message. Regretting it later, he talks Jerry into helping get rid of the message before it can be heard.

The Cadillac (Part 2)
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7.56
770 votes

#14 - The Cadillac (Part 2)

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 15

Kramer continues to play with the cable guy. George's obsession with Marisa makes Susan suspicious. Elaine calls Jerry in Florida and tells him she wants to come and join him. Elaine gets George Marisa's phone number and now he needs her for an alibi (which involves her "boyfriend" Art Vandelay, an importer/ exporter). Morty's ace in the hole, to keep him from impeachment, is the woman that Jerry stole the marble rye from, only she doesn't remember him, at least at first. The cable guy zeros in on Kramer, but he gets away. George's meeting with Marisa doesn't go as well as planned and Susan thinks he's having an affair with Elaine. The cable guy concedes defeat.

The Raincoats (Part 1)
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7.55
1509 votes

#15 - The Raincoats (Part 1)

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 18

Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise.

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The Ex-Girlfriend
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7.55
2915 votes

#16 - The Ex-Girlfriend

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 1

Jerry's best friend George is obsessed with finding a way to break up with his overbearing girlfriend. However, after dispensing his sage advice on the topic, Jerry finds himself in a similar agonizing position with the same woman.

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The Pony Remark
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7.53
2522 votes

#17 - The Pony Remark

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 2

Jerry feels responsible for his aunt's untimely death.

The Jacket
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7.52
2467 votes

#18 - The Jacket

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 3

While shopping with Elaine, Jerry discovers a suede jacket that is totally irresistible in spite of its hefty price tag. After buying the jacket, Jerry learns an age-old truth: Clothes don't make the man.

The Raincoats (Part 2)
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7.52
846 votes

#19 - The Raincoats (Part 2)

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 19

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City.

Amy Schumer: I'm Wondering What It's Like to Date Me
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7.49
381 votes

#20 - Amy Schumer: I'm Wondering What It's Like to Date Me

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 2

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Amy Schumer check out “cute bongs” as they walk to a local diner for some coffee after their 1971 Ferrari Daytona breaks down.

The Stock Tip
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7.48
2346 votes

#21 - The Stock Tip

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 5

Jerry invests in the stock market on a hot tip from George.

The Stranded
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7.47
1756 votes

#22 - The Stranded

Seinfeld - Season 3 - Episode 10

Elaine and Jerry are left stranded at a party after George goes home with his date.

The Busboy
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7.43
1952 votes

#23 - The Busboy

Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 12

George feels guilty for inadvertently getting a busboy fired from his job and then tries to make it up to him. Meanwhile, Elaine spends the week with an old boyfriend who is visiting her from out of town.

Male Unbonding
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7.36
2704 votes

#24 - Male Unbonding

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 4

Jerry finds that trying to end a friendship with Joel, a guy he's known and disliked for years, is harder than breaking up with a woman.

The Stake Out
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7.32
3277 votes

#25 - The Stake Out

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 2

Jerry and his ex-girlfriend Elaine discover the true meaning of friendship when Jerry decides to pursue romance with a gorgeous friend of Elaine's.

The Seinfeld Chronicles
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7.28
3924 votes

#26 - The Seinfeld Chronicles

Seinfeld - Season 1 - Episode 1

Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York, but his flabbergasted when he discovers she's engaged to be married.

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Ali Wentworth: I'm Going to Take a Percocet and Let That One Go
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7.27
261 votes

#27 - Ali Wentworth: I'm Going to Take a Percocet and Let That One Go

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 6

Jerry and his special guest, Ali Wentworth go out for a spin in a low grill 1970 Mercedes 280SE Cabriolet to wasply grab some coffee.

Miranda Sings: Happy Thanksgiving Miranda
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5.35
281 votes

#28 - Miranda Sings: Happy Thanksgiving Miranda

Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee - Season 5 - Episode 4

Jerry Seinfeld and his special guest Miranda Sings cruise around town in a 1960 Austin Healey Sprite in search of coffee, complaining and apologizing along the way.