The BEST episodes written by Jeff Schaffer
#1 - The Beer Mile
The League - Season 7 - Episode 6
Pete decides to run the Beer Mile with Taco as his coach. Kevin tries to figure out where the gardener goes to the bathroom. Jenny's matchup with Andre means playing Andre and Meegan.
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#2 - Larry vs. Michael J. Fox
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 10
Larry accuses his neighbor Michael J. Fox of harassment; Jeff takes a bullet for Susie; and Larry is scolded for giving an inappropriate birthday gift to Jennifer's son Greg.
#3 - The Hero
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 6
Larry accidentally becomes a hero on the flight to New York, earning him the respect of the woman sitting next to him, but it backfires when Jeff and Susie try to court Ricky Gervais.
#4 - The Block
The League - Season 7 - Episode 10
Taco retires from sex because of concussions. Andre's one night stand with an Uber driver goes awry. Pete binge watches seven seasons of "The Block;" and Ruxin and Sofia use the internet to keep up their sex life while she is in Puerto Rico.
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#5 - The Draft of Innocence
The League - Season 7 - Episode 2
No one likes Andre's idea of a themed draft. Pete isn't speaking to Andre. The league agrees to an auction draft and, shockingly, there are huge problems.
#6 - Palestinian Chicken
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 3
Larry plays the ultimate "social assassin" at a dinner party, on the golf course, and at a Palestinian restaurant with phenomenal chicken.
#7 - The Great Night of Shiva
The League - Season 7 - Episode 13
In the series finale, the fates of the Shiva, Sacko and Snip are decided and Ruxin makes a big decision that impacts his chances of winning and the league's survival.
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#8 - Mister Softee
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 9
An ice-cream truck triggers a painful childhood memory for Larry that impacts a softball title game, a therapist's fees, Bill Buckner's legacy, and his new girlfriend's travel preferences.
#9 - Thanksgiving
The League - Season 3 - Episode 8
Ruxin gets an unexpected visit from his father, and Andre's sister is on the prowl at the gang's Thanksgiving dinner. Taco makes an edible investment. Kevin and Jenny have a problem with Ellie's class pet.
#10 - The Shiva Bowl
The League - Season 1 - Episode 6
The guys try to hide the Shiva Trophy from their high school classmate - the actual Shiva. Taco gets a "real person job at a Volkswagen dealership.
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#11 - The Safe House
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 2
Larry becomes an unlikely role model for battered women; Richard Lewis's relationship with a burlesque performer is put to the test; Leon survives a case of mistaken identity.
#12 - The Divorce
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 1
Larry learns his lawyer isn't kosher, and rescinds a cookie order from the Girl Scout daughter of a beleaguered sports owner.
#13 - Vow of Silence
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 5
A friend who has taken a vow of silence creates a stir at multiple parties, Larry eats Jeff's dog's last meal, and Richard Lewis is snubbed meeting Larry for lunch.
#14 - Trophy Kevin
The League - Season 7 - Episode 7
Andre uses the EBDBBnB for farming. Taco acquires a drone. Pete's new referee friend has Kevin feeling insecure.
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#16 - The Smiley Face
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 4
Larry vows to topple a sacred dating taboo, and regrets making concessions to his new office neighbor.
#17 - High School Reunion
The League - Season 2 - Episode 10
It's high-school reunion time, and Andre is looking forward to basking in his success while Ruxin wants to show off Sofia. Meanwhile, Pete needs a name for the new Last Place Trophy and everyone learns the history of the Shiva blast.
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#19 - The Sukkah
The League - Season 3 - Episode 2
Everyone is disappointed with their draft, but no one trusts each other enough to trade. Jenny goes back to work as a realtor. Ruxin tries to get Baby Geoffrey into a Jewish pre-school.
#20 - The Lockout
The League - Season 3 - Episode 1
The terrible reign of Ruxin as League Champion continues while the guys devise a grand plan with Rafi and Dirty Randy for Andre's final Sacko punishment.
#21 - The Bi-Sexual
Curb Your Enthusiasm - Season 8 - Episode 7
Larry and Rosie O'Donnell try to court the same woman. Larry takes Leon's advice, which gives him an advantage, but he finds it doesn't always work in the long run.
#22 - The Guest Bong
The League - Season 3 - Episode 11
Pete's new girlfriend wants to help him with his line up. Kevin's past at the DA's office has him running scared. Ruxin runs afoul of his company's email policies, and auto-correct gets everybody in trouble.
#23 - The Yank Banker
The League - Season 7 - Episode 9
Pete isn't sure if he wants to commit to Libby. Taco embraces his day job in the banking world. Andre's patient is a college crush.
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#26 - The 8 Defensive Points of Hanukkah
The League - Season 5 - Episode 13
The Shiva and The Ruxin are on the line. Andre confronts the one plastic surgeon in Chicago. Rafi tries to collect a debt from Ruxin's sister Rebecca. TacoCorp launches The Eskimo Brothers Database.
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#27 - Kegel the Elf
The League - Season 2 - Episode 12
It's Christmas and more importantly it's the playoffs, so tension runs high. While Ruxin's revenge gift to Kevin goes terribly awry, Ellie suddenly acting up at school causes Jenny to worry that all this attention to fantasy football is making her a bad mom. Meanwhile Taco's eggs turn one year old.
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#28 - The Bachelor Draft
The League - Season 5 - Episode 1
The League travels to Los Angeles for Andre and Trixie's destination wedding. Ruxin refuses to do his Sacko punishments and Shiva Champion Ted has a few surprises for everyone at the draft, including JJ Watt.
#29 - The Blind Spot
The League - Season 7 - Episode 3
Football is back and everyone fights over where to watch the games. Ruxin has his house to himself, sort of. Taco launches EBDBPrime.
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#30 - Yobogoya!
The League - Season 3 - Episode 6
Jenny jeopardizes Ruxin's chance to work on a big case with his boss, Mr. Hudabega. Taco competes in a jingle contest for a disgusting fast food restaurant. Pete holds a grudge against a traffic cop.
#31 - The White Knuckler
The League - Season 2 - Episode 3
Andre brings in a new partner to expand his medical practice. Ruxin uses a sick kid to meet NFL star Josh Cribbs and Pete deals with the complications of dating Kevin's ex-girlfriend.
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#32 - The Bounce Test
The League - Season 1 - Episode 2
Pete's split with Meegan intrudes upon Ruxin's marriage, as Sofia is neglecting him sexually in order to spend her time helping Meegan deal with the break-up. Meanwhile, Jenny reveals to Sofia the sexual secrets that ensure that Kevin will never leave her.
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#33 - Vegas Draft
The League - Season 2 - Episode 1
Andre plans an extravagant trip to Vegas for the league's 2010 fantasy draft, but the group credits Pete to mess with Andre. The gang must choose between Jenny and Ruxin's creepy brother-in-law, Raffi, when a spot on the league opens up during the trip.
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#34 - The Calzone
Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 20
As George gets his boss hooked on calzones, Kramer develops an addiction to freshly dried clothes; Jerry dates a woman of unusually persuasive beauty and Elaine falls for a man's clever dating tactics.
#35 - The Doodle
Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 20
George is upset by a girlfriend's artistic rendering of him; Jerry's flea infested apartment forces his parents into Elaine's luxury hotel suite.
#37 - The Summer of George
Seinfeld - Season 8 - Episode 22
After getting fired from the Yankees, George uses his free time to help Jerry with a demanding girlfriend; Kramer accidentally wins a Tony Award while Elaine is accused of being mean by her co-workers.
#39 - The Von Nowzick Wedding
The League - Season 5 - Episode 2
The wedding weekend continues but what happened at the draft comes back to haunt everyone. Ruxin wrestles J.J. Watt for control of his fantasy team.
#40 - 12.12.12
The League - Season 4 - Episode 11
Andre starts dating his interior decorator and discovers that the buyer of his old loft is Deion Sanders. Rafi and Dirty Randy prepare for the end of the world.
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#41 - Ol' Smoke Crotch
The League - Season 3 - Episode 4
Kevin struggles with getting older. Ruxin is so desperate to get rid of his au pair that he gets Rafi's help. Taco finds a market for Kevin and Jenny's wedding cocktail napkins and Pete learns a new sexual position, which he regrets.
#42 - St. Pete
The League - Season 3 - Episode 12
Kevin and Jenny make a bold bet on the play-offs. Taco enlists Ruxin to get more involved with Taco Corp, and Pete has devilish plan to send Ruxin to the Sacko.
#43 - Chalupa vs. the Cutlet
The League - Season 5 - Episode 3
Kevin and Jenny discover that Jay and Kristen Cutler's kid is attending the same preschool. Pete tries to cheer up Andre with a little help from Snoop Dogg. Taco gives away control of his team.
#44 - The Funeral
The League - Season 3 - Episode 13
The race is on for the Shiva and the Sacko. Taco teams up with Chicago Bears' Running Back Matt Forte, and Ruxin is unable to manage his own team for the big game, leaving League to figure out who will run it for him.
#45 - Ghost Monkey
The League - Season 2 - Episode 7
Kevin convinces everyone to come to the suburbs for Halloween. Meanwhile, Pete has given Ruxin the privilege of selecting his opponent's team for their upcoming match. Taco feels responsible for events relating to a petting-zoo monkey.
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#46 - Mr. McGibblets
The League - Season 1 - Episode 4
The guys join Pete on what was supposed to be his 5th-anniversary spa trip. Meanwhile, Kevin enlists Taco to scare his daughter off of her new toy, which Kevin hates.
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#47 - The Sacko Bowl
The League - Season 2 - Episode 13
At season's end, Jenny and Ruxin are vying for the Shiva while Andre and Taco duel it out for the Sacko. Kevin learns to read lips by watching porn. Pete buys a Crown Vic and is mistaken for a cop.
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#48 - The Kluneberg
The League - Season 2 - Episode 4
Jenny and the guys catch up with their old friend Russell, and the guys all try to get Rafi out of the league by pretending that it's being ended. Meanwhile, Taco finds a toilet seat in a dumpster, and Andre buys an "interesting" expensive painting.
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#49 - The Usual Bet
The League - Season 1 - Episode 5
Pete and Kevin get stuck at a terrible Christmas party instead of watching the games, while Ruxin and Taco go to Chinatown on a very special mission.
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#50 - The Seven
Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 13
As Susan's friends steal their new daughter's name from George, Elaine loses an antique bike to Kramer.