The BEST episodes written by Peter Mehlman
#1 - Catnip and Trust
Father of the Pride - Season 1 - Episode 3
When Larry and Kate discover a bag of catnip in Sierra's room they fear the worst -- that their teenage daughter has become a ""nip-head."" Taking the advice of the community drug counselor, they decide to confront Sierra but only cause her to run away. Meanwhile, in their quest to experience the ""ah"" they observed in a recent 7-Eleven TV commercial, Siegfried and Roy venture to the local convenience store to claim the ultimate prize -- ""The Big Gulp.""
#2 - The Hamptons
Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 21
Jerry and his friends take an ill-fated trip to the beach.
#3 - The Yada Yada
Seinfeld - Season 8 - Episode 19
Jerry doubts his dentist's religious conversion; Kramer and Mickey fight over a double date as Elaine undermines a couple's chances at adoption.
#4 - The Implant
Seinfeld - Season 4 - Episode 19
Jerry dumps a girlfriend because she has breast implants.
#5 - The Chinese Woman
Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 4
Crossed phone lines get Jerry a date and exposes the Costanza's plans to divorce.
#6 - The Wait Out
Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 23
Jerry and Elaine take advantage of a friend's shaky marriage; Kramer's tight jeans causes problems.
#7 - The Betrayal
Seinfeld - Season 9 - Episode 8
Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
#8 - The Shower Head
Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 16
As George sets out to get his parents to move to Florida, a drug test costs Elaine her job.
#9 - The Tennis Bum
Wings - Season 2 - Episode 14
Brian is upset because Fay beat him at tennis. Meanwhile, Roy tries to mess with Helen's mind by claiming that one of his male pilots is actually female and Joe, despite being told otherwise, can't resist flying Lowell's prized Graf Zeppelin model he's keeping in Joe's office ahead of a model airplane show.
#10 - The Smelly Car
Seinfeld - Season 4 - Episode 21
A valet's body odor haunts Jerry and Elaine; George discovers some surprising news about Susan.
#11 - The Virgin
Seinfeld - Season 4 - Episode 10
A procrastinating Jerry and George strain to think of an idea for a TV series just hours before meeting with impatient network honchos. But Jerry can't forget about his date with a beautiful young woman who confesses to him that she's still a virgin -- putting even more pressure on him.
#12 - The Visa
Seinfeld - Season 4 - Episode 15
Jerry takes pity on a poor foreigner whose important immigration papers were mistakenly left in his unopened mailbox. But the luckless man swears vengeance when he is hustled away for deportation back to his native country. Down the hall, a resourceful Kramer returns from his fantasy baseball camp after having punched out his idol, Mickey Mantle.
#13 - The Sponge
Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 9
As Jerry conceals how he got an unlisted phone number, Elaine's favorite birth control device is discontinued.
#14 - The Scofflaw
Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 13
George learns the truth about a friend's illness; Kramer helps bring in a notorious scofflaw.
#15 - The Nose Job
Seinfeld - Season 3 - Episode 9
Jerry is tom between his libido and his brain when he debates whether to continue dating a sexy, gorgeous -- but self-centered and witless -- actress. Meanwhile, George can't help staring at the unusually large nose of an otherwise attractive woman he's been seeing.
#16 - The Masseuse
Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 9
Jerry yearns for a massage from his new girlfriend; Elaine worries about her new boyfriend's name.
#17 - The Apartment
Seinfeld - Season 2 - Episode 5
Jerry has second thoughts after helping Elaine get an apartment in his building.
#18 - The Good Samaritan
Seinfeld - Season 3 - Episode 20
Jerry witnesses a hit-and-run and tracks down the driver, but his good intentions get sidetracked when he discovers she's a beautiful woman -- and willing to go out with him. Meanwhile, George flees town when he has an affair with the wife of a belligerent husband whose revenge knows no bounds.
#19 - The Wife
Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 17
Jerry let his girlfriend pose as his wife so that she can receive his dry-cleaning discount. But the scam backfires when his family learns of his "marriage" and Meryl discovers some unexpected items in Jerry's laundry. Elsewhere, a guy at the health club whom Elaine wants to date has some damaging information about George.
#20 - The Maid
Seinfeld - Season 9 - Episode 19
Elaine's area code is changed; a co-worker steals George's desired nickname; Jerry sleeps with his maid; Kramer endures a "long-distance relationship" when his girlfriend moves downtown.
#21 - The Money
Seinfeld - Season 8 - Episode 12
Jerry buys back a car his parents sold as the Costanzas decide to spend George's inheritance; Kramer can't sleep with his new girlfriend, while Peterman returns unexpectedly.
#22 - The Soul Mate
Seinfeld - Season 8 - Episode 2
As George frets about being suspected of killing his fiancee, Kramer falls for Jerry's new girlfriend.
#23 - The Highlights of 100 (Part 1)
Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 14
A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.
#24 - The Highlights of 100 (Part 2)
Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 15
A special one-hour Seinfeld looks back at the first one hundred shows.