The BEST episodes written by Tom Gammill

Crimes and Mini-Wieners
star
8.25
8 votes

#1 - Crimes and Mini-Wieners

Complete Savages - Season 1 - Episode 16

Chris and Kyle become involved in a food fight and when they get in trouble, they end up dragging Sam down with them. As punishment, the boys are forced to be ""lunch ladies"" and serve the entire school. Meanwhile, Nick has to find a babysitter for T.J. and takes Jack's suggestion and hires April, a girl that goes to school with the boys. Little does he know that Jack has another plan for April and it does not involve babysitting.

The Race
star
7.98
1497 votes

#2 - The Race

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 10

Through his current girlfriend, Lois, Jerry meets an old rival, who suspects that he cheated in a high school race and he wants a rematch with Jerry to prove he was faster. Elaine is put on a "blacklist" for Chinese food delivery and finds out her boyfriend is a Communist. George responds to a personal ad in a Communist newspaper while at work, when Steinbrenner hears about it, he wants to see George in his office. Through his friend Mickey, Kramer becomes a department store Santa, who later spouts out Communist propaganda.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Cigar Store Indian
star
7.91
1523 votes

#3 - The Cigar Store Indian

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 10

Jerry helps George out with a coffee table stain and makes Elaine take the subway home and gives her Mr. Costanza's TV Guide to read. While on the train, Elaine meets a strange man obsessed with television. George meets a woman at a refinishing store who he brings back to his parent's home and passes it off as his. A female Native American that he is interested in thinks Jerry is racially insensitive when he presents Elaine with a cigar-store Indian as a peace offering. George gets grounded when his parents return from vacation and find a prophylactic wrapper in their bed and a missing TV Guide. Kramer has an idea for a coffee table book on coffee tables that Elaine doesn't like but Mr. Lippman does.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Math Class
star
7.83
170 votes

#4 - Math Class

The Wonder Years - Season 3 - Episode 2

Kevin has trouble in math class when he comes up against a teacher who Kevin thinks is completely unreasonable.

Watch Now:Amazon
The Pledge Drive
star
7.82
1746 votes

#5 - The Pledge Drive

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 3

Jerry comments that a friend was hitting on him and Elaine tries to find out if what was true, but gets the voice of the woman and her current boyfriend confused. Elaine's boss eats his Snickers bar with a knife and fork and idea that soon catches on. George thinks a waitress gave him the finger. Jerry gets caught throwing away a thank you card. Jerry cashes some old birthday checks from his grandmother. Jerry's working a PBS pledge drive and gets George to bring a Yankee to appear with him, while en-route to the studio, someone gives George the finger.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Pie
star
7.77
1615 votes

#6 - The Pie

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 15

Jerry can't believe that his girlfriend won't share a piece of pie with him. There is a mannequin at a store that looks like Elaine and she wants to know where it came from. George is interested in a suit that he makes an enemy over. Kramer has an itch. George's new suit makes a noise.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Gum
star
7.75
1339 votes

#7 - The Gum

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 10

Kramer is active in the re-opening of an old movie theater. He also is keeping an eye on a friend, Lloyd, who's recovering from a nervous breakdown. Lloyd has a pack of Chinese gum that Kramer insists everyone tries. George thinks the cashier short-changed him and meets a former neighbor (who's had a breakdown) and his daughter, Deena. George lets his former neighbor look at his car. Elaine tries to avoid interacting with Lloyd, loses a button from her blouse and reveals herself to Lloyd and Kramer. Because of Elaine's lie, Jerry must wear glasses while around Lloyd. Deena tells George that she thinks he is showing signs of being on the verge of a breakdown. George's car, once owned by "Jon Voight", catches fire. Elaine shows more to Lloyd. Jerry gets more gum. George keeps trying to convince Deena he's not crazy.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Doll
star
7.71
1318 votes

#8 - The Doll

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 17

Susan's old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the process. Frank tells George he is turning his room into a billiard room. Elaine tells Frank about a man she saw in Tuscany who looks just like him, Frank thinks it may be the cousin who stayed behind. Kramer challenges him to a game where the space is a bit tight. Jerry is enthusiastic about a new toothbrush, which he is convinced Elaine must have. Susan has a doll that looks uncannily like George's mother; she doesn't believe it, but he does and it affects his performance. Jerry is going to be on Charles Grodin's show with one of the Three Tenors, not Pavarotti or Domingo, but "the other guy." Elaine goes with him the studio, to replace an autographed picture of "the other guy," for "the Maestro" that was damaged while they were in Tuscany. "The Maestro" provides a new fashion for Kramer and Frank while playing pool, and his baton is an answer to the space problem in the billiard room. Susan's roommate comes to town. She tries to help Jerry out by bringing him back a better barbecue sauce and bringing a doll to the studio for Jerry, which in her opinion, is much funnier than the one Jerry wanted. Jerry has no material for his appearance.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Checks
star
7.68
1316 votes

#9 - The Checks

Seinfeld - Season 8 - Episode 7

Elaine's new boyfriend, Brett, is obsessed with designer furniture and the song "Desperado." Jerry spots an umbrella salesman using the sales technique he invented. The salesman says it was someone else. Hundreds of twelve-cent royalty checks keep arriving from Jerry's brief appearance on a Japanese television. Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to be converted, but they're not interested. Kramer meets some Japanese businessman and he takes them on the town and to the cleaners. He is a little confused about the exchange rate. Brett delivers a large chest of drawers to Kramer and thinks that Jerry might be jealous. Kramer thinks the TV pilot that Jerry and George did would be perfect for Japanese television. They pitch it to a couple of Japanese TV executives. Elaine tries to find a song that she and Brett can share. Kramer puts his Japanese friends up at his place. They're sleeping in the chest of drawers. Jerry caught in the rain meets the man in the street that claims credit for the twirl. He also meets Brett who is convinced Jerry is down on his luck. George gets the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they find a new recruit. Because of the humidity from the hot tub, Kramer's guests get stuck in the chest. Jerry, with writer's cramp from check signing, uses a fire ax to open the chest. That scares the Japanese guests and injures Brett who passes out.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Diplomat's Club
star
7.65
1270 votes

#10 - The Diplomat's Club

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 22

After his quick trip to Ithaca, Jerry plans to meet a super model at an airport club, but his assistant, Katie, makes the trip a nightmare. Elaine says she will quit working for Mr. Pitt, but finds out that she's going to be in his will. She becomes a suspect when he overdoses his medication. George tries to prove to his boss that he is not a racist, when he says his boss looks like "Sugar" Ray Leonard. To prove it, he tries to find anyone who's black that will be his friend. While at the airport club, Kramer meets a rich Texan with whom he starts making bets. Kramer hasn't gambled in three years and when he begins to lose, he calls in Newman for reinforcement.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Mr. Monk Goes Camping
star
7.63
612 votes

#11 - Mr. Monk Goes Camping

Monk - Season 8 - Episode 12

To get reinstated, Monk must go camping with the son of a committee member... and try to solve a crime.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
The Wink
star
7.62
1484 votes

#12 - The Wink

Seinfeld - Season 7 - Episode 4

Elaine gets a blind date with the guy from her wake-up service; however, he likes dogs. A bit of grapefruit pulp, from Jerry's healthy breakfast, gets into George's eye and causes problems for him when his winks keep getting misinterpreted. Jerry's healthy diet conflicts with his dating of Elaine's cousin. Kramer promises a sick boy that Yankee Paul O'Neill will hit two home runs for him, so he can get back a birthday card that he sold based on George's wink.

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Doorman
star
7.59
1214 votes

#13 - The Doorman

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 18

The doorman in Mr. Pitt's building causes trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George's father is living with him and when he removes his shirt, George and Kramer see that he has breasts. So, Kramer develops a new undergarment for males ("The Bro" or "The Manssiere") that will alleviate this problem. Jerry offers his soiled couch to replace the one that was stolen while he was "on duty."

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Raincoats (Part 1)
star
7.58
1466 votes

#14 - The Raincoats (Part 1)

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 18

Jerry's parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he's just returned from three weeks on the road can't get anytime alone with his girlfriend. George tries to get out of the big brother program, just after he gets talked into it. The Seinfelds avoid the Costanza's dinner invitation. Elaine's latest boyfriend, who's a "close talker," becomes unusually fixated on Jerry's parents and shows them New York City. Kramer makes a deal with Jerry's father to sell belt-less raincoats to a secondhand shop and George sells his father's moth-ridden cabana style clothing, right before they plan a cruise.

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Mom & Pop Store
star
7.58
1421 votes

#15 - The Mom & Pop Store

Seinfeld - Season 6 - Episode 8

A salesman convinces George to buy a convertible once owned by "Jon Voight." Kramer tries to save a small shoe-repair business, but his good intentions affect Jerry in a big way. Elaine wins tickets for Mr. Pitt, who's always wanted to participate in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Raincoats (Part 2)
star
7.56
805 votes

#16 - The Raincoats (Part 2)

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 19

Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler's List, they don't see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the shipment of the raincoats will make the Seinfelds miss their flight to France, George uses this as an opportunity to get his "little" brother back to his father. The Seinfelds manage to avoid meeting the Costanzas in New York City.

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Glasses
star
7.53
1841 votes

#17 - The Glasses

Seinfeld - Season 5 - Episode 3

George's glasses are stolen and he needs a new pair, so he goes to see Kramer's friend to get a thirty percent discount; all Elaine gets is bitten by a dog and then she becomes afraid of them. While not wearing his glasses, George thinks he sees Jerry's girlfriend kissing Jerry's cousin and Jerry tries to figure out if it's true.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Oldfinger
star
7.48
488 votes

#18 - Oldfinger

Dads (2013) - Season 1 - Episode 5

Warner and Eli take their dads to get physicals; when Warner's doctor dies, he starts to consider his mortality.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Bed Races
star
7.44
104 votes

#19 - Bed Races

Napoleon Dynamite - Season 1 - Episode 5

Uncle Rico and Napoleon team up to participate in the annual Preston, ID, bed races and prevent Grandma, a six-time champion, from winning again this year. During the race Uncle Rico persuades Napoleon to cheat in order to beat her and restore him to his former glory after losing the big high school football game years earlier. Following their win, Uncle Rico rejoices in his new found fame, Grandma is depressed and Napoleon is left with the dilemma of whether to tell Grandma the truth or let his uncle enjoy his new standing in the community

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
My Dad's Hotter Than Your Dad
star
7.37
420 votes

#20 - My Dad's Hotter Than Your Dad

Dads (2013) - Season 1 - Episode 6

Warner's plan to hire an older office assistant so Eli won't be attracted to her backfires when Crawford and David start competing for her attention.

Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized
star
7.33
634 votes

#21 - Mr. Monk Gets Hypnotized

Monk - Season 7 - Episode 8

Monk agrees to undergo hypnotic therapy as treatment for his OCD and reverts to a different persona.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Marty's First Date
star
7.31
85 votes

#22 - Marty's First Date

The Critic - Season 1 - Episode 2

Marty invites his Jay to career day at his school where Marty develops a crush on a Cuban girl named Carmen. They go on a date but when Carmen decides to fly back to Cuba, Marty follows her and Jay must get his son back.

Watch Now:Amazon
Mr. Monk and the Naked Man
star
7.23
553 votes

#23 - Mr. Monk and the Naked Man

Monk - Season 6 - Episode 3

Monk must confront his prejudice against nudists when he's called to investigate a murder on a nude beach.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Hardly Kirk-ing
star
7.12
2045 votes

#24 - Hardly Kirk-ing

The Simpsons - Season 24 - Episode 13

Bart and Milhouse explore the perks of being an adult when a shaving accident leaves Milhouse looking exactly like his father, Kirk. Marge fears Maggie is slipping into the clutches of children's television.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus
star
7.10
2844 votes

#25 - Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus

The Simpsons - Season 28 - Episode 1

After Springfield's latest disaster, Mr. Burns has a condition for the citizens before he finances rebuilding.

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be
star
7.04
1268 votes

#26 - The Old Blue Mayor She Ain't What She Used to Be

The Simpsons - Season 29 - Episode 6

Frustrated with the local government, Marge decides to run for Mayor. To win public support, she begins making Homer the butt of her jokes.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Whistler's Father
star
6.97
1420 votes

#27 - Whistler's Father

The Simpsons - Season 29 - Episode 3

Homer discovers that Maggie is a whistling savant and launches her baby-celebrity career. Meanwhile, Marge impresses Fat Tony with her interior design taste, and he hires her to style his brothel.

Watch Now:Apple TV
3 Scenes Plus a Tag From a Marriage
star
6.96
938 votes

#28 - 3 Scenes Plus a Tag From a Marriage

The Simpsons - Season 29 - Episode 13

Homer and Marge recount the story of their transition from loving their life without kids to being miserable parents

Watch Now:Apple TV
The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby
star
6.90
493 votes

#29 - The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby

The Simpsons - Season 31 - Episode 18

Cletus becomes a helium tycoon. Meanwhile, Marge reunites with baby Hudson from Playdate with Destiny.

Watch Now:Apple TV
Angelica (2)
star
6.50
8 votes

#30 - Angelica (2)

It's Garry Shandling's Show - Season 2 - Episode 7

Garry's second "Love Connection" date with Angelica doesn't go as well as the first.