The BEST Episodes of The Critic

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 27, 2021

Network: ABC (US)

THE CRITIC is a show about the life of a down-on-his-luck film critic named Jay Sherman who gets no respect at home or at work. For his career, he has to review pathetic movies such as Arthur 3: Revenge of the Liver, Honey, I Ate the Kids and D.T.: The Drunken-Terrestrial. His response to most of these films is "it stinks." Other characters who round out the show are Jay's adopted parents, Eleanor and the slightly peculair Franklin, Jay's sister, Margo, his make-up lady, Doris, Vlada who owns the restaurant Jay attends, his overbearing boss, Duke Phillips, his son, Marty, and his ex-wife, Ardith, who is constantly trying to get over their marriage. The second season introduced two new characters, Jay's fiancée Alice Tompkins and her daughter, Penny. Colorful and funny antics abound.

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Siskel & Ebert & Jay & Alice

#1 - Siskel & Ebert & Jay & Alice

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 12, 1995

After Jay attends the Academy Awards ceremony, Siskel and Ebert have a fight on the plane ride home and split up. Jay sees his golden opportunity to be a partner to either Siskel or Ebert but feels they weren't right to be apart so he tries to get them reunited.

star 8.61
46 votes
Directors: L.H. MacMullan
Writers: Jon Vitti
Sherman, Woman and Child

#2 - Sherman, Woman and Child

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 5, 1995

Jay's ratings are not doing very well and Duke is about to fire him so Jay is feeling depressed. His feelings become better when he meets a new girlfriend named Alice and her daughter Penny. Alice gives Jay tips on how to improve his show and her advice works. Jay wants to get to know Alice better but discovers she has a boyfriend whom she wants to reject but can't.

star 7.92
51 votes
Directors: Bret Haaland
Writers: Al Jean, Mike Reiss
All the Duke's Men

#3 - All the Duke's Men

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 23, 1995

When Jay helps Marty become class president, Duke decides to have Jay help him become US President.

star 7.86
42 votes
Directors: Chuck Sheetz
Writers: Patric M. Verrone
Dr. Jay

#4 - Dr. Jay

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Jun 29, 1994

Jay's boss, Duke, has just made a new invention, "Phillips-o-Vision" which alters movies to make them more "like-able". Jay is disgusted with Duke's invention but when Duke is discovered to have a fatal disease, Jay must find a cure for Duke's ailment.

star 7.85
62 votes
Directors: Dan Jeup
Writers: Jon Vitti
Eyes on the Prize

#5 - Eyes on the Prize

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 2, 1994

Jay celebrates his 1000th episode but the episode is less than successful. Ratings get worse so Jay seeks image consultant, Adolph Hitmaker, for advice. The advice is unsuccessful and Jay is fired. Jay gets a new job on a show which teaches English for cab drivers but Jay is unhappy so he decides to win himself another Pulitzer Prize.

star 7.82
60 votes
Writers: Tom Brady
A Pig-Boy and His Dog

#6 - A Pig-Boy and His Dog

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Jul 20, 1994

Eleanor is bored and feeling depressed with her life so he attempts to become an author and write a book. She writes a children's book called The Fat Little Pig which Jay learns is modeled after him which does not leave him very pleased. Meanwhile, Jay tries to get along with his new pet dog.

star 7.78
50 votes
Directors: Bret Haaland
Writers: Patric M. Verrone
L.A. Jay

#7 - L.A. Jay

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 22, 1994

Jay is offered to write the screenplay for a new movie, Ghostchasers III, so he takes a break from his show to go to L.A. to write the new movie and experience Hollywood life but the movie producer isn't satisfied with Jay's script.

star 7.73
63 votes
Directors: Bret Haaland
Writers: Steven Levitan
Marathon Mensch

#8 - Marathon Mensch

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Jun 8, 1994

When the studio catches fire during Jay's show, he collapses and must be rescued from the fire by Doris. When the news reports Jay's being rescued, he gets a reputation as being a wimp so he tries to prove his manliness by running in the New York marathon which tends to be more tiresome than it seems.

star 7.73
59 votes
Directors: Susie Dietter
Writers: Judd Apatow
A Little Deb Will Do You

#9 - A Little Deb Will Do You

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 23, 1994

Eleanor is determined to have her daughter, Margo, attend the annual debutantes ball as it is a tradition in her family. When Margo is reluctantly forced into it, Jay decides to accompany her. Meanwhile, Jay competes in his time slot against children's idol Humphrey the Hippo.

star 7.71
63 votes
Directors: L.H. MacMullan
Dial 'M' For Mother

#10 - Dial 'M' For Mother

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 16, 1994

Jay is considered to be one of the most unpopular men on Earth (ranking even worse than Adolph Hitler) so Duke attempts to spruce up the show to get more people interested. When this doesn't work, Jay decides to soften his image by going on the "Geraldo Show" with his mother but Jay gets an even worse reputation when his mother embarrasses him to the point where he tells her to "shut up".

star 7.67
75 votes
Directors: Bret Haaland
Writers: Al Jean, Mike Reiss

#11 - Dukerella

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired May 14, 1995

Alice's sister, Miranda, comes to visit them which Alice is not comfortable with. Miranda must find work in New York so she joins "Mattress in an Hour" delivering mattresses. When everybody attends a party held by Duke, Miranda falls in love with Duke but is shy because of a wrinkle. She runs out on Duke at midnight and Duke must find the woman who fits her slipper. When it turns out to be Doris, Jay must get Duke and Miranda reunited.

star 7.64
45 votes

#12 - Miserable

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 16, 1994

Jay, noticing everyone in New York has a fiancee except him, begins to feel unloved. Things change when he goes to review the movie, Indecent Proposal II, and falls in love with the projectionist screening the movie. They arrange a date at her house where she is revealed to have an obsession with Jay to the point where she kidnaps him and ties him to a bed holding him hostage.

star 7.57
95 votes
Directors: Dan Jeup
Writers: Steven Levitan
From Chunk to Hunk

#13 - From Chunk to Hunk

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 2, 1995

Jay and Marty begin to feel a little big so they enroll in a weight loss camp. Marty loses a remarkable amount of weight which makes him feel more self- confident but when he is placed as the star in a school play, he doesn't feel his skinny self is right for him. Meanwhile, Jay receives a death threat from Belgian actor Jean Paul Le Pope whose movie he panned.

star 7.55
42 votes
Writers: Steve Tompkins

#14 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Jan 26, 1994

Film critic Jay Sherman falls in love with actress Valerie Fox. Jay's family and friends worry that Valerie is using him to get a good movie review. Does she truly care for him?

star 7.55
163 votes
Directors: Rich Moore
Writers: Al Jean, Mike Reiss
Frankie and Ellie Get Lost

#15 - Frankie and Ellie Get Lost

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 7, 1995

Franklin and Eleanor celebrate their 40th anniversary by going on vacation but the plane crashes and Franklin and Eleanor find themselves marooned on an island. Back in New York, Margo and Jay find out about their disappearance and discover they have willed Jay their entire fortune which Jay decides to put to use by cleaning up New York.

star 7.51
74 votes
Lady Hawke

#16 - Lady Hawke

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 19, 1995

When Jeremy Hawke's sister, Olivia Newton Hawke, visits New York, Jay meets her and is smitten with her which puts his relationship with Alice on the line when she begins to feel left out. So Jay then must decide who he really loves.

star 7.51
78 votes
Directors: Rich Moore
Writers: Tom Brady
Every Doris Has Her Day

#17 - Every Doris Has Her Day

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 1, 1994

Jay is given two tickets to a new play based on The Hunchback of Notre Dame. He tries to find a date but no woman will go with him so he goes with Doris instead. Surprisingly, Jay and Doris have a good time and their relationship eventually blossoms. One day Doris recalls she has a son she put up for adaption. Jay mentions he is adapted and both start to think they are biological mother and son and must find more evidence.

star 7.46
59 votes
Sherman of Arabia

#18 - Sherman of Arabia

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 30, 1995

At Marty's slumber party, Jay is asked to tell his story in which he got caught up in the Gulf War. Jay tells how he was attending an Iraqi film festival and eventually was thrown in jail where he escaped and lead a troop of men across the desert.

star 7.46
70 votes
Directors: Brian Sheesley
Writers: Richard Doctorow
Marty's First Date

#19 - Marty's First Date

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 2, 1994

Marty invites his Jay to career day at his school where Marty develops a crush on a Cuban girl named Carmen. They go on a date but when Carmen decides to fly back to Cuba, Marty follows her and Jay must get his son back.

star 7.35
79 votes
Directors: Alan Smart
Writers: Max Pross, Tom Gammill
Uneasy Rider

#20 - Uneasy Rider

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Jul 13, 1994

Jay is asked by Duke to use his show to promote a new product, "Savvy Indian Chewing Tobacco". Jay doesn't want to promote tobacco so he tears up his contract and quits. He finds a new career in truck driving where he is praised by the other truckers but starts to realize the importance of his other job.

star 7.26
54 votes
Directors: Alan Smart
Writers: Steve Tompkins
A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera

#21 - A Day at the Races and a Night at the Opera

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Jul 6, 1994

After Marty fails to win an event at his school field day, he is feeling very low so Jay tries to improve his self-confidence by getting him interested in playing guitar and putting him in the school talent show. Meanwhile, Them Magazine names Jay "the wittiest man alive" so Duke offers to pay everyone who doesn't laugh at Jay's show $100 which doesn't go over very well.

star 7.21
57 votes
Directors: L.H. MacMullan
Writers: Ken Keeler
A Song for Margo

#22 - A Song for Margo

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 26, 1995

Margo gets a new neighbor, Johnny Wrath, who is the lead singer in the rock group, "Nuns in a Blender". Margo falls in love with him but doesn't feel the relationship is right when she finds him with another girl. Meanwhile Alice tries to find a suitable preschool for Penny.

star 7.02
48 votes
Directors: Tom Mazzocco
Writers: Jeffrey Ventimilia, Joshua Sternin
I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show

#23 - I Can't Believe It's a Clip Show

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired May 21, 1995

Jay is hosting his 10th anniversary show held at Carnegie Hall where he showcases a number of movie clips from old episodes such as Jurassic Park 2, Every Which Way but Lucid, and Rabbi P.I. The show is later held hostage by a number of terrorists who threaten to blow the place up with a bomb tied to Jay's waist. Fortunately, everybody is eventually rescued by Milton Berle.

star 6.00
40 votes
Writers: Al Jean, Jeffrey Ventimilia, Jon Vitti, Joshua Sternin, Ken Keeler, Mike Reiss, Patric M. Verrone, Richard Doctorow, Steve Tompkins, Tom Brady