The BEST Episodes of Family Guy
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: May 20, 2019
Network: FOX (US)
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
#1 - Something, Something, Something, Dark Side
Season 8 - Episode 20
Peter makes good on another power outage at home--by entertaining his family with a retelling of Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back. Newcomers to the story include Mort as Lando Calrissian, Chris' boss Carl as Yoda, and the Giant Chicken as the nefarious Boba Fett.
8.23 
#2 - Blue Harvest
Season 6 - Episode 1
Peter retells the story of Star Wars in this hour-long episode of Family Guy. When Princess Leia is captured by the evil Darth Vader the droids C-3PO and R2-D2 escape to the planet Tatooine to find help from the Rebel Alliance. There they encounter Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Chewbacca and Obi-Wan Kenobi who infiltrate the Death Star then rescue the captive princess from the Death Star and return to aid the Rebellion in its fight against the Galactic Empire.
8.12 
#3 - Forget-Me-Not
Season 10 - Episode 17
After a night out, Peter, Joe, Brian and Quagmire awake in a hospital and discover that they don't remember anything and that the town has been deserted.
8.10 
#4 - Road to the Multiverse
Season 8 - Episode 1
With the help of an out-of-this-world remote control, Stewie and Brian travel through alternate universes, including a post-apocalyptic world and a parallel world run by dogs where humans are pets.
8.09 
#5 - Back to the Pilot
Season 10 - Episode 5
Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.
8.07 
#6 - Meet the Quagmires
Season 5 - Episode 18
Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.
8.05 
#7 - The Blind Side
Season 10 - Episode 11
Brian starts dating a blind girl and things get a little dicey when she divulges that she hates dogs. Meanwhile, the Griffin family installs a new staircase in their home, causing Peter to continually injure himself on the new one and decide to live upstairs full-time.
8.03 
#8 - Christmas Guy
Season 12 - Episode 8
Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
8.03 
#9 - The Simpsons Guy
Season 13 - Episode 1
The Griffins travel through Springfield, where they meet The Simpsons - who greet their new "albino" friends with open arms. Homer and Peter debate which is the better beer, Bart shows Stewie some classic pranks, Lisa attempts to find Meg's talent, while Marge and Lois become bosom buddies.
8.01 
#10 - Stewie B. Goode
Season 4 - Episode 28
After losing at a swim competition, Stewie trys to eliminate his rival by blowing up a lifeguard tower. His plan backfires though, and Stewie has a near death experience that seems to change him.
8.00 
#11 - Mr. & Mrs. Stewie
Season 10 - Episode 19
Stewie meets a female version of himself and falls in love; Peter and Quagmire step up their friendship.
7.98 
#12 - Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Season 4 - Episode 30
Stewie finds out that his life in the future is miserable. So he decides to go back in time and change events for the better.
7.98 
#13 - The Big Bang Theory
Season 9 - Episode 16
Stewie and Brian go back in time to stop Bertram from killing Leonardo da Vinci
7.98 
#14 - Roads to Vegas
Season 11 - Episode 21
Stewie's teleportation machine malfunctions when he and Brian use it to travel to Las Vegas for a Celine Dion concert.
7.98 
#15 - Killer Queen
Season 10 - Episode 16
Peter and Chris go to fat camp where they cross paths with a serial killer who targets overweight kids; an album cover frightens Stewie.
7.95 
#16 - Bango Was His Name-O
Season 4 - Episode 29
Stewie convinces Brian to go on a road trip with him to San Francisco to search for a man Stewie believes is his real father.
7.95 
#17 - Yug Ylimaf
Season 11 - Episode 4
When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.
7.94 
#18 - E. Peterbus Unum
Season 2 - Episode 18
The town zoning laws won't allow Peter to build a pool in his yard. When he tries to get a permit, he discovers that his property is actually not part of Quahog, and therefore not part of the United States. Armed with this new information, Peter makes his land his own country, calling it Petoria. When Peter gets no respect in the United Nation, he decides to invade Joe's pool, which brings the U.S. Army to his border. The Griffins can only survive so long without water, electricity, heat, or access to the United States, and finally, Lois and the kids leave President Peter, along with Brian, to his third-world country. Peter finally repatriates only a week after seceding.
7.92 
#19 - Leggo My Meg-O
Season 10 - Episode 20
Meg's exciting European adventure comes to a halt when she is kidnapped; Stewie and Brian embark on an action-packed rescue mission..
7.91 
#20 - Lois Kills Stewie
Season 6 - Episode 5
Presumed dead, Lois returns from the wilderness and names Stewie as her killer. On the look out for Stewie, Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog. Determined to take over the world again, Stewie auditions for the American Idol. Desperate to stop Stewie, Lois realizes what she must do.
7.91 
#21 - Quagmire's Dad
Season 8 - Episode 18
Quagmire can accept his dad's lifestyle choices, but not when they involve Brian.
7.91 
#22 - And Then There Were Fewer
Season 9 - Episode 1
In this murder mystery special, The Griffins as well as all the other major characters become trapped in a mansion while they are killed off one by one.
7.90 
#23 - Emission Impossible
Season 3 - Episode 11
Peter goes with Lois to visit her sister Carole, who is now pregnant, but alone since her husband walked out on her. Carole goes into labor and Peter helps deliver the baby. Caught up in the moment, Peter and Lois decide that they want another baby. Stewie however, does not agree. Stewie does everything possible to keep Peter and Lois away from each other, but when he is locked out of their room, he is forced to take desperate measures. Stewie ends up shrinking himself down to microscopic size and seeking out his sperm-brother inside Peter's body. Instead of trying to kill his unborn brother Stewie and him unite to destroy Lois.
7.90 
#24 - It's a Trap!
Season 9 - Episode 18
In this spectacular and offensively uproarious final chapter, Luke Skywalker (Chris) and Princess Leia (Lois) must travel to Tatooine to free Han Solo (Peter) by infiltrating the wretched stronghold of Jabba the Hutt (Joe), the galaxy's most loathsome and dreadful gangster. Reunited, the Rebels team up with a tribe of Ewoks to combat the Imperial forces on the forest moon of Endor. Meanwhile the Emperor (Carter Pewterschmidt) and Darth Vader (Stewie) conspire to turn Luke to the dark side, and young Skywalker is determined to rekindle the spirit of the Jedi within his father. The Galactic Civil War has never been more outrageous, as the Rebel forces gather to attack the seemingly defenseless and incomplete second Death Star in the battle that will determine the fate of the galaxy.
7.88 
#25 - Viewer Mail #2
Season 10 - Episode 22
One mini-episode introduces a British version of the Griffins. A comedian takes over Quahog in another. And a third views the world from Stewie's POV.
7.88