The BEST episodes written by Mark Hentemann

Meet the Quagmires
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8.11
1705 votes

#1 - Meet the Quagmires

Family Guy - Season 5 - Episode 18

Death grants Peter's wish to go back in time to 1984 when he was 18, but only for one night. He ends up bailing on a date with Lois to hang out with a movie actress. When he returns to the present, he soon realizes that everything is anything but normal, as he is now married to the former actress, and Lois is with Quagmire. Meanwhile, Stewie, Chris and Meg have also taken on Quagmire's charming characteristics.

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Yug Ylimaf
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7.67
2997 votes

#2 - Yug Ylimaf

Family Guy - Season 11 - Episode 4

When Brian accidentally causes Stewie's time machine to make reality run in reverse, the two must fix the problem before Stewie is unborn.

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Back to the Pilot
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7.62
3605 votes

#3 - Back to the Pilot

Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 5

Brian and Stewie travel back in time to the pilot episode of FAMILY GUY to change history, and then to change history again.

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Amish Guy
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7.50
3365 votes

#4 - Amish Guy

Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 7

On the return from an adventurous day at an amusement park, the Griffins’ car breaks down in Amish country and they are stranded with no way out. When Meg falls for an Amish boy, the Griffins then find themselves in a crusade against the conservative locals.

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Baking Bad
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7.47
2049 votes

#5 - Baking Bad

Family Guy - Season 13 - Episode 3

Lois and Peter open a cookie store, but things take a bad turn when he devises an interesting way to scare up customers.

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Stewie Loves Lois
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7.46
2515 votes

#6 - Stewie Loves Lois

Family Guy - Season 5 - Episode 1

Stewie becomes obsessed with Lois, after she saves Rupert. Though Lois doesn't take to the new Stewie all too well. Meanwhile, Peter thinks his doctor is molesting him, when he undergoes a prostate exam.

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Brian, The Bachelor
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7.46
1795 votes

#7 - Brian, The Bachelor

Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 7

"The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog and Brian is chosen to be a contestant. Brian does not like the show, but participates just to have a vacation only to wind up falling in love with the bachelorette. Meanwhile, Chris gets a nasty pimple on his cheek, which talks to Chris and likes to cause mischief.

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The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou
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7.45
1956 votes

#8 - The Tan Aquatic With Steve Zissou

Family Guy - Season 5 - Episode 11

When a bully harasses Chris, Peter goes to his defense, but ends up beating him up. Peter realizes bullying is fun and begins to bully everyone in the house. Finally, Chris stands up to Peter and beats him senseless. Meanwhile, Stewie goes out without sunscreen and becomes obsessed with getting a tan. After Brian leaves him in the tanning booth for six hours, Stewie gets sunburned and fears he has cancer. While waiting for the results of his cancer screening, Stewie begins to live his life as if he had only days to live and drives Brian crazy with his demands.

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Peter & Lois' Wedding
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7.36
811 votes

#9 - Peter & Lois' Wedding

Family Guy - Season 18 - Episode 6

The Wi-Fi goes out in the Griffin house, leaving the family with nothing to do for the evening. In order to keep the family entertained, Peter and Lois decide to tell the kids the story of how they met and fell in love in the '90s.

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Family Goy
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7.34
3347 votes

#10 - Family Goy

Family Guy - Season 8 - Episode 2

When Lois finds a lump on her breast, she goes to the doctor to test for cancer. The tests come back benign, but the doctor looks at her family medical history and reveals some news about Lois' heritage.

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Stuck Together, Torn Apart
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7.34
1534 votes

#11 - Stuck Together, Torn Apart

Family Guy - Season 3 - Episode 19

Lois runs into an old male friend from school and they renew their friendship, but Peter's jealousy forces a trial separation. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie get themselves stuck together with industrial-strength glue.

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The Splendid Source
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7.33
2932 votes

#12 - The Splendid Source

Family Guy - Season 8 - Episode 19

Peter, Joe, and Quagmire search for the source of a dirty joke.

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PeTerminator
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7.32
595 votes

#13 - PeTerminator

Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 13

Stewie designs a "Terminator" Peter robot to destroy Lois for trying to feed him broccoli, but when things don't go according to plan, Stewie and Brian must go on a Terminator-esque mission to save Stewie's life.

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Adoptation
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7.30
432 votes

#14 - Adoptation

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 15

To restore his public image, Carter adopts a young girl from an orphanage, drawing jealousy from Lois.

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Baby Not On Board
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7.29
2599 votes

#15 - Baby Not On Board

Family Guy - Season 7 - Episode 4

Peter gets a lasting supply of gasoline for the year, so the family decides to use it to take a road trip to the Grand Canyon. They pack up and hit the road, but it takes them a while to realize that they had forgotten to bring Stewie with them; when they do, they must make their way home posthaste.

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The Unkindest Cut
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7.28
1132 votes

#16 - The Unkindest Cut

Family Guy - Season 16 - Episode 19

Quagmire's most treasured body part gets cut off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.

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Jungle Love
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7.27
1516 votes

#17 - Jungle Love

Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 13

When Chris is supposed to be hazed for a school tradition, he runs off to South America; Peter quickly becomes frustrated by his new job at the beer factory.

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Absolutely Babulous
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7.24
936 votes

#18 - Absolutely Babulous

Family Guy - Season 18 - Episode 3

When Stewie receives a participation medal in his school's toddler games, he begins to question everything he has ever won. Meanwhile, Peter causes a fight between Lois' parents and must repair the damage he caused.

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The Candidate
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7.21
351 votes

#19 - The Candidate

Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 10

Stewie and Doug compete for the honor of class "snack captain".

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Con Heiress
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7.17
1038 votes

#20 - Con Heiress

Family Guy - Season 17 - Episode 8

Stewie and Brian compete for the inheritance of a wealthy, older heiress. Meanwhile, Peter and Chris battle for Mr. Herbert's affection.

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The Birthday Bootlegger
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7.09
575 votes

#21 - The Birthday Bootlegger

Family Guy - Season 20 - Episode 8

A new boss quells Peter's favorite part about work: office birthdays.

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Tales of Former Sports Glory
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7.08
535 votes

#22 - Tales of Former Sports Glory

Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 20

The guys regale each other with stories of youthful athletic accomplishments. Cleveland was a teenage baseball player from Cuba, Quagmire was a bad boy tennis superstar from New York and Peter was an underdog boxer from Philadelphia.

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The Kiss Seen Round the World
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7.04
1608 votes

#23 - The Kiss Seen Round the World

Family Guy - Season 3 - Episode 8

When Meg, due to her crush on Tom Tucker, the newscaster, applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world. Meg broadcasts her own news that she has no interest in Neil, sending him to the ledge on top of Town Hall. She breaks his fall, only to find out that he had no intention of jumping and was just trying to get her attention again. Stewie's prized new tricycle is stolen by the neighborhood bully, but the bully soon learns not to screw with Stewie.

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Mission Im-posse-ble
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6.44
36 votes

#24 - Mission Im-posse-ble

Off Centre - Season 1 - Episode 14

After Mike and Euan point out that his ""posse"" is a bunch of yes-men, Status Quo fires them and invites his neighbors to hang with him. Unfortunately, he treats Euan more like a slave than a friend.

Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip
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6.41
37 votes

#25 - Money or Brother Can You Spare a Ski Trip

Off Centre - Season 1 - Episode 8

Finding it difficult to keep up with the incredibly successful Euan, Mike tries to solve his money woes by taking on a second job at Chau's restaurant. Euan offers to help, but Mike refuses any more financial aid from his roommate.

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