The BEST episodes written by Danny Smith

Road to the North Pole
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7.65
3256 votes

#1 - Road to the North Pole

Family Guy - Season 9 - Episode 7

Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

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Dick's Ark
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7.64
337 votes

#2 - Dick's Ark

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 12

Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes. Mary decides the two need a weekend off. Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it. Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl. Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area. Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage. Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.

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Livin' on a Prayer
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7.56
3500 votes

#3 - Livin' on a Prayer

Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 12

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

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Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
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7.53
2745 votes

#4 - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Family Guy - Season 11 - Episode 6

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

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Partial Terms of Endearment
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7.50
1557 votes

#5 - Partial Terms of Endearment

Family Guy - Season 8 - Episode 21

Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother but the couple of the child she's carrying dies and she's forced to make a decision whether or not to terminate the pregnancy. Fox refused to air this episode.

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Meg Stinks!
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7.49
1615 votes

#6 - Meg Stinks!

Family Guy - Season 12 - Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

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Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
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7.45
2513 votes

#7 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Family Guy - Season 7 - Episode 11

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

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Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas
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7.37
1511 votes

#8 - Don't Be a Dickens at Christmas

Family Guy - Season 16 - Episode 9

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."

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Road to India
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7.33
2126 votes

#9 - Road to India

Family Guy - Season 14 - Episode 20

Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

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You Don't Know Dick
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7.32
288 votes

#10 - You Don't Know Dick

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 13

After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.

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The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz
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7.28
1312 votes

#11 - The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz

Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 18

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

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Papa Has a Rollin' Son
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7.24
2149 votes

#12 - Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Family Guy - Season 14 - Episode 2

For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

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Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
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7.24
666 votes

#13 - Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Family Guy - Season 18 - Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

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Baby, It's Cold Inside
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7.16
412 votes

#14 - Baby, It's Cold Inside

Family Guy - Season 22 - Episode 5

Peter is emasculated when, on their anniversary, he abandons Lois amidst a shark attack. Meanwhile, Stewie finds a mini fridge and lives the dorm lifestyle.

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