The BEST episodes written by Danny Smith

Come Back, Kid
star
8.00
1 votes

#1 - Come Back, Kid

In the House - Season 2 - Episode 12

Marion's professional football comeback means it's time for Jackie to start thinking about moving out.

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Mama Said Knock You Out
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7.93
15 votes

#2 - Mama Said Knock You Out

Yes, Dear - Season 4 - Episode 15

Jimmy sees a chance to get even with his tough female supervisor when he learns Christine is a menace in the boxing ring.

Speed Dating
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7.82
17 votes

#3 - Speed Dating

Yes, Dear - Season 4 - Episode 4

Greg competes with Jimmy to see who can score more interested women via speed dating.

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A List Before Dying
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7.76
17 votes

#4 - A List Before Dying

Yes, Dear - Season 4 - Episode 21

After a near-death experience, Jimmy finds a list he made of everything he ever wanted to do in life but didn't -- and plans to do everything on it while he still can.

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Road to the North Pole
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7.65
3168 votes

#5 - Road to the North Pole

Family Guy - Season 9 - Episode 7

Stewie’s favorite thing after his teddy bear, Rupert, is Christmas. So when he hears that Santa is making an appearance at the mall, he begs Brian to take him so that he can tell Santa in person what he wants for Christmas. Brian begrudgingly takes Stewie to the mall, only to get the brush-off from Santa. As a result, Stewie and Brian travel to the North Pole to find Santa and teach him a lesson in holiday cheer.

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Dick's Ark
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7.65
328 votes

#6 - Dick's Ark

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 12

Dick gets a new camera and proceeds to make Mary angry by taking her picture against her wishes. Mary decides the two need a weekend off. Sally catches Harry walking around in the rain in her new suede jacket and decides that since the weather men can't accurately predict the rain they should pay for it. Upon going to the studio she then gets hired to be "Sally Storm" the new weather girl. Sally is told by Dick to stop being the weather girl after constantly being accurate, at which point they see that a major tornado will hit their area. Dick then remembers the college has a bomb shelter and proceeds to allow Sally and Harry to both bring one loved one to save from the carnage. Dick has to then try and get Mary to come, and does this by making Nina thing that an intervention(AA style) is in order.

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Natural Born Delinquents
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7.60
20 votes

#7 - Natural Born Delinquents

Yes, Dear - Season 4 - Episode 1

Greg plays tough uncle when Jimmy and Christine aren't as strict with Dominic and Logan as he would like.

Livin' on a Prayer
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7.57
3409 votes

#8 - Livin' on a Prayer

Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 12

When Stewie's new best friend falls ill, Lois takes him to the hospital where she finds out he has a critical, but treatable, disease. However, the boy's parents refuse treatment due to their religious beliefs, leaving Lois no choice but to take drastic measures to seek treatment for the boy herself. Meanwhile, Peter has a religious experience of his own.

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Lois Comes Out of Her Shell
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7.54
2653 votes

#9 - Lois Comes Out of Her Shell

Family Guy - Season 11 - Episode 6

Peter tries to keep up with Lois as she goes through a midlife crisis; Stewie brings home a turtle from the park.

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Partial Terms of Endearment
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7.50
1557 votes

#10 - Partial Terms of Endearment

Family Guy - Season 8 - Episode 21

Lois agrees to become a surrogate mother but the couple of the child she's carrying dies and she's forced to make a decision whether or not to terminate the pregnancy. Fox refused to air this episode.

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March Madness
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7.50
18 votes

#11 - March Madness

Yes, Dear - Season 3 - Episode 19

Greg gets a free trip to the NCAA Final Four in New Orleans as a gift from the studio he works for, but unfortunately it's the same weekend Kim and Christine are hosting their grandmother's 80th birthday party.

Futile Attraction
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7.50
2 votes

#12 - Futile Attraction

In the House - Season 2 - Episode 6

Marion bakes cookies for his physical therapist, Tonia, to thank her for helping him heal. But she wrongly thinks he is in love with her and aggressively pursues him by sneaking into his room wearing sexy lingerie. Meanwhile, Jackie wants Tiffany to join a fancy social club managed by the snobbish Mrs. Mason. Mrs. Mason and the other ladies come over to interview Tiffany, and they almost witness Marion leading the scantily clad Tonia out of the house. Later, Jackie agrees to help Marion convince Tonia that he is in love with someone else. Marion takes Tonia to an expensive restaurant. Jackie comes in, kisses Marion passionately and says that they are in love. Tonia dejectedly leaves. Unfortunately, Mrs. Mason was sitting behind them and witnessed the entire incident. Tiffany is glad to be rejected by the social club.

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Meg Stinks!
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7.48
1518 votes

#13 - Meg Stinks!

Family Guy - Season 12 - Episode 19

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

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Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
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7.45
2425 votes

#14 - Not All Dogs Go to Heaven

Family Guy - Season 7 - Episode 11

Meg becomes extremely religious, and tries to convert Brian from Atheism. Meanwhile, after the family visits a Star Trek convention, Stewie kidnaps the entire cast of Star Trek: The Next Generation and forces them to hang out with him.

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Holy Crap
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7.43
2039 votes

#15 - Holy Crap

Family Guy - Season 2 - Episode 2

Peter's very religious father comes to live with the family after he is forced to retire from his lifelong job at the Mill.

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Chitty Chitty Death Bang
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7.43
2811 votes

#16 - Chitty Chitty Death Bang

Family Guy - Season 1 - Episode 3

Peter tries to make the best of a bad situation after he ruins Lois's plans for Stewie's birthday party. Meg's new friend tries to recruit her into a cult.

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Peter's Two Dads
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7.37
1762 votes

#17 - Peter's Two Dads

Family Guy - Season 5 - Episode 10

After Peters dad, Francis, dies, Thelma tells him that his real father actually lives in Ireland. So Peter and Brian decide to head there in search of his father, who ends up being the town drunk. They decide to play a drinking game to prove his paternity. Meanwhile, Stewie acts out and Lois spanks him. Realizing that he likes being spanked, Stewie does whatever he can to get into trouble.

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Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas
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7.37
1418 votes

#18 - Don't Be a Dickens At Christmas

Family Guy - Season 16 - Episode 9

In this special holiday episode, a selfish Peter loses his Christmas spirit and is visited by ghosts of Christmas past, present and future who take him on a journey around Quahog in the style of Charles Dickens' "A Christmas Carol."

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Road to India
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7.32
1975 votes

#19 - Road to India

Family Guy - Season 14 - Episode 20

Brian falls in love with a tech support worker in India, so he and Stewie travel there to find her. Meanwhile, Joe invites Peter to his bingo night, but when Peter becomes the new center of attention, Lois helps Joe reclaim the group.

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You Don't Know Dick
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7.31
281 votes

#20 - You Don't Know Dick

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 13

After everyone convinces Dick that he doesn't know what Mary likes, he tries to buy concert tickets for the two of them.

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The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz
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7.30
1239 votes

#21 - The Father, The Son, and The Holy Fonz

Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 18

When Peter’s dad comes to visit, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family. But after a mix-up with the holy-water leaves Stewie in a bubble, Peter decides to form a church worshiping his hero, the Fonz.

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Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)
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7.29
600 votes

#22 - Movin' In (Principal Shepherd's Song)

Family Guy - Season 18 - Episode 20

Principal Shepherd moves in with the Griffins after he is fired for fat-shaming Chris at school. Meanwhile, Brian sues Stewie for writing a series of children's books which portray him as an idiot.

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Play it Again, Brian
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7.26
1934 votes

#23 - Play it Again, Brian

Family Guy - Season 6 - Episode 10

Peter and Lois's marriage hits a bit of a snag. When Brian wins the New England Rising Writer's award, the three of them head to Martha's Vineyard for a nice relaxing vacation. Peter's usual drinking habits take over, and he soon spirals out of control, as does Brian's self restraint, as he soon professes his love for Lois. Peter and Brian test their friendship over the woman of their dreams.

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Mr. Big Shot
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7.26
23 votes

#24 - Mr. Big Shot

Yes, Dear - Season 3 - Episode 6

Greg is frustrated when he wants to take Kim to an expensive, classy restaurant while on a vacation, but feels held back from doing so by Jimmy & Christine's lack of funds.

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Papa Has a Rollin' Son
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7.24
1998 votes

#25 - Papa Has a Rollin' Son

Family Guy - Season 14 - Episode 2

For Father’s Day, the guys track down Joe’s estranged father. But when Joe explains that his dad is intolerant of people with disabilities, Peter steps in and pretends to be Joe. Meanwhile, Stewie’s doctor tells him that he’ll only grow to be 5’1”, so he hangs out with Tiny Tom Cruise to understand what it’s like to be short.

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All About Alana
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7.19
393 votes

#26 - All About Alana

Family Guy - Season 20 - Episode 17

When Lois' piano student, Alana, comes to work for the Griffins, Lois is initially glad for the help, until she realizes Alana's intentions are more sinister than she thought.

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Peter's Got Woods
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7.19
1688 votes

#27 - Peter's Got Woods

Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 11

Peter and Brian’s friendship becomes strained after Brian begins dating one of Meg’s high school teachers. Peter finds a replacement friend in James Woods, who is visiting Quahog because of a suggestion to rename James Woods High after Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

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A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
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7.08
1478 votes

#28 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas

Family Guy - Season 3 - Episode 16

Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus’ ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world’s children.

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To Die For
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7.00
1 votes

#29 - To Die For

In the House - Season 2 - Episode 13

Marion's cousin, Curtis, wants to market marion's health drink but not without complications. Austin tries to act like Marion in order to win friends.

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Sammy's Independence Day
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6.47
47 votes

#30 - Sammy's Independence Day

Yes, Dear - Season 3 - Episode 3

Greg agrees with Jimmy & Christine's claims that Kim is smothering Sammy with her over-protectiveness and not letting him learn skills for himself.

My Dinner with Darlene
star
6.00
2 votes

#31 - My Dinner with Darlene

Head of the Class - Season 5 - Episode 19

Darlene promises to treat the class to an elaborate farewell dinner, but then finds her credit card revoked.

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Birthday Presence
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6.00
1 votes

#32 - Birthday Presence

In the House - Season 1 - Episode 3

Jackie is out of the house celebrating her son Austin's birthday, so Marion plans a reunion with his ex-girlfriend, who thinks he still has an active football career. But Jackie unexpectedly brings the party back to the house and upsets Marion's romantic evening. Meanwhile, Heather dates a single father and asks Jackie's advice on bonding with his daughter.

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The Final Cut
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6.00
1 votes

#33 - The Final Cut

In the House - Season 2 - Episode 4

When Austin finds out that Marion is coaching a kids' football league with Marion's former grade school football coach Sam Wilson, he tries to impress Marion by making the team; and Sam accepts Austin hoping to date a grateful Jackie. Unfortunately, Austin is smaller than the other boys and plays terribly. Sam promises Marion that he will leave Austin on the bench during the game; meanwhile, Austin secretly tells Tiffany that he hates football but intends to stay on the team rather than disappoint everybody. On the day of the first game, half of the team stays home with chicken pox. Then one of the players gets injured late in the game, and Austin is the only alternate left on the team. He hides in the locker room, pursued by Jackie and Marion. Jackie realizes why Sam accepted Austin; Marion reassures Austin they're friends for life no matter what choices Austin makes. When Austin decides to play, he gets a chance to score a touchdown but becomes overconfident and is tackled. Meanwhile

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Getting Personal
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5.33
3 votes

#34 - Getting Personal

Head of the Class - Season 5 - Episode 5

Billy tries the personals ads.

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