The BEST episodes of Archer (2009)
Every episode of Archer (2009) ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Archer (2009)!
At the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS), a fictional New York-based intelligence agency, eight dysfunctional secret agents attempt to solve global crises while simultaneously screwing each other over. The team is made up of the narcissistic Sterling Archer; his emotionally distant mother, ISIS director Malory Archer; the always-professional Lana Kane, Sterling's former flame; Ray Gillette, the agency's openly gay bomb specialist; HR head Pam Poovey; mild-mannered accountant-turned-agent Cyril Figgis; Cheryl Tunt, Malory's delusional, psychotic personal assistant; and Dr. Algernop Krieger, a bizarre, morally bankrupt scientist with little regard for the well-being of his subjects.
#2 - Un Chien Tangerine
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/21/2013
Archer and Lana extract an agent from Morocco only to find out his bark is worse than his bite.
#4 - Into the Cold
Season 14 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/2023
With the UN voting to outlaw independent spy agencies, Archer and the gang have to work outside the law to save the world from an unlikely duo.
#7 - The Honeymooners
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/14/2013
Archer and Lana pose as newlyweds to stop a sale of enriched uranium.
#8 - Mission: Difficult
Season 12 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/6/2021
Archer is trapped inside IIA headquarters and Barry is trapped inside Other Barry.
#9 - Placebo Effect
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/24/2011
When Archer discovers that the chemotherapy drugs he has been taking are phony, he goes on a rampage against the Irish gangsters behind the scheme. He also makes friends with a fellow marijuana-toking cancer patient (voice of Joan Van Ark). Meanwhile, Cyril learns why Krieger is fluent in Portuguese.
#11 - Sea Tunt (2)
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/11/2013
Archer and the ISIS crew go to an underwater SEA LABoratory to stop the deranged Captain Murphy.
#12 - White Elephant
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/13/2014
ISIS is raided and disbanded by the U.S. government when it transpires that the agency was never sanctioned by them. Its former staff discover a hidden vault containing one-ton of cocaine, and form a drug cartel to sell the drugs to fund their retirements. Then, Archer becomes Archer Vice.
#15 - The Wind Cries Mary
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/24/2013
Archer and his former best friend are holed up in the Vermont wilderness, fighting hard to come out on top.
#19 - Skytanic
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/18/2010
When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and the ISIS crew must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.
#25 - Swiss Miss
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/27/2011
In yet another attempt to secure funding for ISIS, Malory drags her agents to the luxury winter resort town of Gstaad to protect a Swiss billionaire's daughter from a kidnapping threat. But Archer soon finds out the real threat is his protectee: an underage nymphomaniac who will stop at nothing to bed the world’s greatest spy.