The WORST episodes of Family Guy
Every episode of Family Guy ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Family Guy!
Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.
#1 - You Can't Handle the Booth
Season 17 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/24/2019
The Griffin family offers their own special commentary for an episode of "Family Guy" and provides little-known facts about Peter and Lois' drama.
#2 - Faith No More
Season 22 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/17/2024
Brian becomes romantically interested in someone and it inspires him to use Stewie's time machine. Strange consequences result from their journey.
#3 - Brian & Stewie
Season 8 - Episode 17 - Aired 5/2/2010
In the 150th episode, Brian & Stewie get locked in a bank vault, they are forced to deal with each other on a whole new level. Unlike any other FAMILY GUY episode, the acts will play out in real time as Brian and Stewie react to being locked in a small space with no baby food or martinis to keep them from losing their minds while they hatch an escape plan.
#4 - Road to Europe
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 2/7/2002
Stewie is addicted to the British children's show "Jolly Farm Review" based on Mother Maggie, a benevolent figure who looks after kids on a farm. They stow away on a plane they think is bound for England. They are wrong, and soon they are in Saudi Arabia at the beginning of a long, strange trip back home. Back in the US, Peter and Lois have an odd encounter with the band Kiss.
#5 - Rock Hard
Season 20 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2021
While at an old record store, Peter and the guys recount tales of three rock legends: Jim Morrison, Muddy Waters and Elton John.
#6 - Send in Stewie, Please
Season 16 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/18/2018
Stewie gets sent to the office of his school's child psychologist, Dr. Cecil Pritchfield, after pushing one of his classmates. During the session, Stewie experiences a series of personal and emotional revelations.
#7 - The Juice is Loose!
Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/15/2009
Peter finds an old winning raffle ticket from 1989 that entitles him a golf outing with O.J. Simpson. After befriending him, Peter brings O.J. home home to meet the family. However, the people of Quahog aren't too fond of the former running back.
#8 - Fat Actor
Season 22 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/10/2024
Peter tries to protest Hollywood after learning that Brad Pitt was cast in a biopic about a politician. After Pitt injures himself on set, Peter must act out the role himself.
#9 - Excellence in Broadcasting
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/3/2010
When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.
#10 - Love Story Guy
Season 21 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/8/2023
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
#11 - The Return of The King (Of Queens)
Season 22 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/17/2023
Lois decides to sell the family's television to help pay for Christmas presents, but when Kevin James gets upset over losing Peter as a viewer, he apparates into the Griffin house.
#12 - Mr. Saturday Knight
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/5/2001
Peter's boss comes to dinner at the Griffin house but soon dies. The Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is turned into the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute. Unemployed, Peter begins his search for a job and ends up going after his lifelong dream of becoming a knight at a traveling Renaissance Fair. Caught in a compromising position with the infamous Black Knight's wench, he must defend his family's honor in an duel with the Black Knight.
#13 - Baking Sad
Season 22 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/3/2023
Meg discovers her tears produce delicious cookies, and her, along with her siblings, enjoy a profit until the success makes her too happy to cry. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys launch a "male talk show."
#14 - Boston Stewie
Season 22 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/19/2023
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.
#15 - From Russia With Love
Season 21 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/30/2023
After Brian's Instagram is hacked, Meg takes Stewie and Brian to Russia, only to realize she'd rather stay there. Meanwhile, Lois reverts to her tormented teenage self when Quagmire starts dating her high school bully.
#16 - HBO-No
Season 20 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/13/2022
The Griffins tell "Family Guy" versions of three HBO shows: "Game of Thrones", "Succession" and "Big Little Lies".
#17 - FOX-y Lady
Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/22/2009
Lois gets a job working for FOX News and has to do a report on a liberal filmmaker. However, she loses the job when her story implicates a conservative radio host.
#18 - When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 11/2/2003
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.
#19 - Lifeguard Meg
Season 22 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/27/2024
Stewie and Brian become overwhelmed after winning a coffee shop. Peter and his friends annoy Meg at her new lifeguard job when they don’t follow the pool rules.
#20 - Stewie is Enceinte
Season 13 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/8/2015
Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.
#21 - A Stache From the Past
Season 22 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/22/2023
When Peter loses the Griffins' home in a reverse mortgage, he and Mayor West travel to confront the man advertising the scheme, Tom Selleck. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian open a booth at the flea market, leading to a rivalry with Bruce.
#22 - Old West
Season 21 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/19/2023
The guys try to help Mayor Wild West reconnect with his estranged father, Old West.
#23 - Take This Job and Love It
Season 22 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/20/2024
Peter and his friends wonder aloud about their dream jobs. Peter enters a sequence a la James Bond, where he goes by the name Band and has to fight his nemesis, Blofella (aka Stewie).
#24 - CutawayLand
Season 19 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/1/2020
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
#25 - Brokeback Swanson
Season 14 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/6/2015
When Joe is trampled in a local running of the bulls and becomes a quadriplegic, the guys find it too difficult to hang around him. Meanwhile, Brian sleeps with a married woman, and when the husband returns home, he pretends to be the family’s new dog.