The Best Episodes of South Park

Scott Tenorman Must Die

#1 - Scott Tenorman Must Die 8.68

Season 5 - Episode 4

Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.

Directors: Eric Stough
Make Love, Not Warcraft

#2 - Make Love, Not Warcraft 8.67

Season 10 - Episode 8

A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.

Directors: Trey Parker
The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers

#3 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers 8.43

Season 6 - Episode 13

The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?

Directors: Trey Parker
Casa Bonita

#4 - Casa Bonita 8.40

Season 7 - Episode 11

Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.

Directors: Trey Parker
Tsst

#5 - Tsst 8.37

Season 10 - Episode 7

When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.

Directors: Trey Parker
Marjorine

#6 - Marjorine 8.33

Season 9 - Episode 9

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

Directors: Trey Parker
A Song of Ass and Fire

#7 - A Song of Ass and Fire 8.33

Season 17 - Episode 8

Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?

Directors: Trey Parker
AWESOM-O

#8 - AWESOM-O 8.32

Season 8 - Episode 5

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

Directors: Trey Parker
Good Times with Weapons

#9 - Good Times with Weapons 8.32

Season 8 - Episode 1

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Directors: Trey Parker
Imaginationland: Episode III

#10 - Imaginationland: Episode III 8.32

Season 11 - Episode 12

Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.

Directors: Trey Parker
Imaginationland: Episode I

#11 - Imaginationland: Episode I 8.32

Season 11 - Episode 10

When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.

Directors: Trey Parker
Grounded Vindaloop

#12 - Grounded Vindaloop 8.30

Season 18 - Episode 7

Butters is convinced that he’s living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what’s real.

Directors: Trey Parker
The Last of the Meheecans

#13 - The Last of the Meheecans 8.30

Season 15 - Episode 9

What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.

Directors: Trey Parker
Black Friday

#14 - Black Friday 8.30

Season 17 - Episode 7

Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.

Directors: Trey Parker
The Death of Eric Cartman

#15 - The Death of Eric Cartman 8.30

Season 9 - Episode 6

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

Directors: Trey Parker
Trapped in the Closet

#16 - Trapped in the Closet 8.29

Season 9 - Episode 12

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

Directors: Trey Parker
Titties and Dragons

#17 - Titties and Dragons 8.28

Season 17 - Episode 9

The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.

Directors: Trey Parker
Ginger Kids

#18 - Ginger Kids 8.27

Season 9 - Episode 11

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

Directors: Trey Parker
Le Petit Tourette

#19 - Le Petit Tourette 8.24

Season 11 - Episode 8

Upon discovering Tourette's syndrome, Cartman becomes mad with power. He finds out he has the ability to say whatever he wants without consequence, so he sets up National TV Coverage to take full advantage of his new found life.

Directors: Trey Parker
Die Hippie, Die

#20 - Die Hippie, Die 8.24

Season 9 - Episode 2

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

Directors: Trey Parker
Over Logging

#21 - Over Logging 8.24

Season 12 - Episode 6

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.

Directors: Trey Parker
All About Mormons

#22 - All About Mormons 8.23

Season 7 - Episode 12

A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.

Directors: Trey Parker
With Apologies to Jesse Jackson

#23 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson 8.23

Season 11 - Episode 1

Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.

Directors: Trey Parker
Guitar Queer-o

#24 - Guitar Queer-o 8.23

Season 11 - Episode 13

Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records. It doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?

Directors: Trey Parker
The Losing Edge

#25 - The Losing Edge 8.22

Season 9 - Episode 5

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

Directors: Trey Parker