The BEST episodes of South Park season 8

Every episode of South Park season 8, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of South Park season 8!

South Park is an animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of a short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas, and has become an award-winning show that is a unique blend of humor and satire.

Last Updated: 10/11/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Continuing
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AWESOM-O
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8.21
1733 votes

#1 - AWESOM-O

Season 8 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2004

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Good Times with Weapons
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8.05
1960 votes

#2 - Good Times with Weapons

Season 8 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/17/2004

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Up the Down Steroid
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7.94
1464 votes

#3 - Up the Down Steroid

Season 8 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/24/2004

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Cartman's Incredible Gift
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7.91
1572 votes

#4 - Cartman's Incredible Gift

Season 8 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/8/2004

After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Goobacks
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7.91
1597 votes

#5 - Goobacks

Season 8 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/28/2004

Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Douche and Turd
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7.90
1603 votes

#6 - Douche and Turd

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/27/2004

When PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary’s mascot, the student body is forced to choose a new one. As the election approaches, Kyle tries to convince everyone that his candidate, a giant douche, is better than Cartman’s nominee, a turd sandwich.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Woodland Critter Christmas
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7.84
1132 votes

#7 - Woodland Critter Christmas

Season 8 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/15/2004

Stan is approached by the forest critters and asked to help them build a manger in anticipation of the birth of their Lord and Savior. Stan complies, only to find out that they serve a very different Lord.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Quest for Ratings
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7.76
1374 votes

#8 - Quest for Ratings

Season 8 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/17/2004

The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school’s closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in the intense competition for ratings.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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The Passion of the Jew
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7.75
1582 votes

#9 - The Passion of the Jew

Season 8 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/31/2004

Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry out it’s message.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Pre-School
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7.74
1569 votes

#10 - Pre-School

Season 8 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/10/2004

For five long years, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a secret about a horrible incident that happened back in pre-school. Now, the kid who took the fall for the group, Trent Boyett, is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
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7.73
1587 votes

#11 - Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

Season 8 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/3/2004

The streets of South Park are like a ghost-town when a giant Wall-Mart lures all the townspeople to the new store with its incredible bargains. Cartman becomes a boy possessed by the power of Wall-Mart and its low, low prices. In order to save their town, Stan and Kyle have to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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The Jeffersons
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7.67
1442 votes

#12 - The Jeffersons

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/21/2004

All the children of South Park are attracted to Mr. Jefferson, his son and their home filled with games, toys and animals. Cartman goes out of his way to get Mr. Jefferson to love him while the local police force resent him for being black and wealthy and decide bring him down.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
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7.63
1517 votes

#13 - Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

Season 8 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/1/2004

All the fourth grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone. In an effort to impress their idol, the girls pursue the boys to make their own videos.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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You Got F'd in the A
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7.56
1645 votes

#14 - You Got F'd in the A

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/7/2004

It’s up to Stan to put a team of South Park’s best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County. While Butters has won awards for his dancing, he refuses to help Stan out, as he hasn’t been able to dance since the tragic death of eight audience members at his last competition.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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