The BEST episodes written by Trey Parker
#1 - Make Love, Not Warcraft
South Park - Season 10 - Episode 8
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
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#2 - Scott Tenorman Must Die
South Park - Season 5 - Episode 4
Cartman goes medieval on Scott Tenorman's ass when ginger-haired Scott tricks our supple hero into buying his pubic hair for $16.12. Radiohead guest stars and plays a role in Cartman's elaborate scheme at getting sweet revenge on his unsuspecting foe.
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#3 - Over Logging
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 6
The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.
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#4 - The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers
South Park - Season 6 - Episode 13
The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?
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#5 - Marjorine
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 9
The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.
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#6 - Butters' Very Own Episode
South Park - Season 5 - Episode 14
Butters finds out what his father has been up to late at night and when his mother hears, she overreacts by trying to kill her son and then herself back at home. After returning home and forgiving her husband, she realizes what she has done to her son and they spin a story to the media to cover their tracks. Meanwhile, Butters obsesses with returning home so that he can join his parents for an anniversary dinner at Bennigan’s.
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#7 - Tsst
South Park - Season 10 - Episode 7
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
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#8 - AWESOM-O
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 5
Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O, and moves in with Butters. His plan is to learn all of Butter’s innermost secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have found a new best friend, the Army believes AWESOM-O is some new secret weapon, and Hollywood is after the phony robot to develop their next big blockbuster.
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#9 - Casa Bonita
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 11
Kyle is going to Casa Bonita for his birthday, but he can only bring three friends. He chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters. Cartman, outraged by not being chosen, comes up with a plan to take Butters out of the picture.
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#10 - With Apologies to Jesse Jackson
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 1
Randy uses the "N" word on live TV and faces public ridicule for it and Stan tries to understand Token's feelings on the subject. Meanwhile, a little person visits South Park Elementary and Cartman can't stop himself from laughing at him.
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#11 - The Death of Eric Cartman
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 6
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.
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#12 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 8
A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.
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#13 - All About Mormons
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 12
A new student, Gary Harrison, joins the 4th grade. Gary is a Mormon from Utah. The children decide he needs to get his ass kicked, and they choose Stan to do it. After an awkward exchange of words, Stan is invited to Gary's house, where he learns all about Mormons.
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#14 - The Losing Edge
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 5
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.
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#15 - Imaginationland (3)
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 12
Inside Imaginationland, Stan and Butters engage in the battle of their lives as they fight the army of evil imaginary forces. Meanwhile, Cartman goes all the way to the Supreme Court to get Kyle to suck his balls.
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#16 - Guitar Queer-o
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 13
Stan and Kyle become obsessed with Guitar Hero to the point where they're breaking high score records. It doesn't take long for Stan to realize that he could go even further with a different partner. Will the stress of being a rock star get to Stan now that his best friend is no longer by his side?
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#17 - Grounded Vindaloop
South Park - Season 18 - Episode 7
Butters is convinced that he’s living in a virtual reality. When he suddenly goes rogue and wreaks havoc at home and all over South Park, everyone struggles to figure out what’s real.
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#18 - Cartman Sucks
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 2
Butters' dad sends him off to special camp to "Pray the Gay Away" when he believes that his son is bi-curious after catching him in a compromising position with Cartman. Meanwhile, Cartman does his best to retrieve a photo of him in that compromising position before too many people find out about it.
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#19 - The List
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 14
The girls in the fourth grade class have made a secret list that rates every boy's looks from cutest to ugliest. When the boys steal the list, they are completely unprepared to deal with the results.
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#20 - Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Murder
That's My Bush! - Season 1 - Episode 3
George finds out that Laura has been calling a psychic named Ms. Clea. After listening to her once, George also becomes hooks on telepsychics. Later, she tells him that he will be killed. He then becomes paranoid and Larry persuades him to ban guns from America. The NRA protests outside the White House, and Charlton Heston comes to talk to the president. Later, George invites Larry, Laura, Maggie, Karl, Princess, and Charleton Heston to dinner, where he tries to figure out who wants to kill him, and almost gets killed by his own guardbear.
#21 - A Song of Ass and Fire
South Park - Season 17 - Episode 8
Hordes of souless shoppers approach the mall in anticipation of the Black Friday sales. The kids prepare for an epic battle where one faction's favorite gaming device will come out on top. Will Stan and Kyle's friendship survive Black Friday?
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#22 - Good Times with Weapons
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 1
South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.
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#23 - Night of the Living Homeless
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 7
The number of homeless people in South Park is increasing as they eat, sleep, and beg for change across the town. While the adults try to find creative solutions to deal with the homeless, the boys are trying to figure out a way to solve the problem for good
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#24 - Imaginationland (1)
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 10
When the entire contents of the world's imagination lay open before them, Stan and Kyle step right in. Back in South Park, Cartman swears he's seen a leprechaun.
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#25 - Die Hippie, Die
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 2
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.
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#26 - Informative Murder Porn
South Park - Season 17 - Episode 2
The boys use the game of MINECRAFT as a distraction to keep their parents from hurting each other.
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#27 - Trapped in the Closet
South Park - Season 9 - Episode 12
Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.
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#28 - South Park is Gay
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 8
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the "Queer Eye Guys," and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman give Kyle a makeover, and Gerald isn't far behind. Soon the women of South Park grow tired of the fad, as does Mr. Garrison.
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#29 - You Have 0 Friends
South Park - Season 14 - Episode 4
Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.
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#30 - Christian Rock Hard
South Park - Season 7 - Episode 9
The boys have hit a crossroads with their band "Moop." Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don't agree. Before leaving, Cartman bets Kyle $10 that he will get a platinum album with a Christian Rock band before "Moop" can.
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#31 - 200 (1)
South Park - Season 14 - Episode 5
While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park.
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#32 - Imaginationland (2)
South Park - Season 11 - Episode 11
Stan and Kyle are being held captive at the Pentagon until they tell the government exactly how they got into Imaginationland. Elsewhere, Cartman will not give up his quest to make Kyle follow through on their bet to suck his balls.
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#33 - Go God Go XII
South Park - Season 10 - Episode 13
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he wakes up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?
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#34 - Major Boobage
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 3
In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.
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#35 - Titties and Dragons
South Park - Season 17 - Episode 9
The doors to the mall will finally open for the biggest Black Friday sale in history. The boys are divided over which gaming device to buy and a bloody battle will determine whether Xbox or Sony will be the winner.
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#36 - Cartmanland
South Park - Season 5 - Episode 6
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother, fulfilling his lifelong dream of owning his own amusement park, Cartmanland! A hemorrhoid erupts in Kyle's ass when he learns of Cartman's undeserved fortune, making him question the very existence of God, and whether there's a reason to stay alive in a world where someone like Cartman is happy.
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#37 - The Biggest Douche in the Universe
South Park - Season 6 - Episode 15
When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle.
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#38 - Black Friday
South Park - Season 17 - Episode 7
Anticipation for the biggest shopping day of the year is building. The dark days of winter are coming and that can only mean one thing: the fight to be the first in the mall on Black Friday has begun. The boys prepare to battle the crowds the day after Thanksgiving to get the best deal on the new gaming systems.
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#39 - S. D. I-Aye-AYE!
That's My Bush! - Season 1 - Episode 4
George gets frustrated when he can't get a cable hookup, so he turns to Larry who gets him an ilegal hookup. The "S.D.I. System" in the White House sends a missile to Austria. The president of Austria and two of his assistants break into the white house to destroy Washington D.C. Meanwhile, Princess buys pills over the Internet she thinks will make her smarter, but which make her breasts larger.
#40 - Up the Down Steroid
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 2
Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has to convince the qualifying committee he’s handicapped.
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#41 - My Future Self n' Me
South Park - Season 6 - Episode 16
When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.
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#42 - Breast Cancer Show Ever
South Park - Season 12 - Episode 9
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.
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#43 - Goobacks
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 7
Humans from the year 4035 are arriving in droves in South Park! Everything gets a little too crowded when people from the future arrive through a recently discovered time portal. When the boys try to earn some extra money, the time immigrants, who are willing to do the same work for next to nothing, take their jobs.
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#44 - Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
South Park - Season 10 - Episode 10
Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.
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#45 - The Simpsons Already Did It
South Park - Season 6 - Episode 7
Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.
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#46 - Cartman's Incredible Gift
South Park - Season 8 - Episode 13
After sustaining a severe head injury, Cartman appears to have the power to see into the future. South Park detectives are quick to enlist his help in cracking unsolved murder cases and Cartman is more than willing to help, for a price. In the meantime, a group of licensed psychics cry foul when Cartman refuses to join their ranks.
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#47 - A Nightmare on FaceTime
South Park - Season 16 - Episode 12
The boys plans to go as the Avengers for Halloween go awry when Randy can’t go at the last minute and Stan has to help his father with a new business venture.
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#48 - The Last of the Meheecans
South Park - Season 15 - Episode 9
What begins as an innocent game between the boys turns serious when Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol. Not surprisingly, Cartman turns out to be really good at stopping Mexicans.
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#49 - The Red Badge of Gayness
South Park - Season 3 - Episode 14
South Park's Civil War reenactment, sponsored by "Jagerminz S'More Flavored Schnapps," gets out of hand. Cartman persuades the drunken lot to defeat the northerners so that he can win a bet with Kyle and Stan that will make them his slaves for one month.
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#50 - Cartoon Wars (1)
South Park - Season 10 - Episode 3
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
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