The BEST episodes of South Park season 12

Every episode of South Park season 12, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of South Park season 12!

South Park is an animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of a short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas, and has become an award-winning show that is a unique blend of humor and satire.

Last Updated: 10/11/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Continuing
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Over Logging
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8.33
2129 votes

#1 - Over Logging

Season 12 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/16/2008

The citizens of South Park wake up one morning shocked to find the Internet is gone. Upon hearing news that the Internet may remain in California, Randy decides to head out west with the family.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Major Boobage
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7.96
2166 votes

#2 - Major Boobage

Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/26/2008

In a South Park homage to the 1981 film, “Heavy Metal”, the boys are trying to get Kenny off the latest drug craze that’s captured the junior high and under set.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Breast Cancer Show Ever
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7.93
1806 votes

#3 - Breast Cancer Show Ever

Season 12 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/15/2008

Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school. No matter how fired up Wendy is, all bets are on Cartman. Everybody knows a girl can't fight a boy and win.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Super Fun Time
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7.74
1820 votes

#4 - Super Fun Time

Season 12 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/23/2008

While the kids are on an educational field trip to a living museum, Cartman makes Butters sneak away from the class to go to the amusement center located next door.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
Pandemic (1)
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7.70
1765 votes

#5 - Pandemic (1)

Season 12 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/22/2008

The boys find a way to make money off an international crisis that requires no talent and very little effort. Cartman convinces the other boys to invite Craig to get in on their latest plan. He knows Craig has just what it takes to make their dream a reality.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
About Last Night...
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7.61
1618 votes

#6 - About Last Night...

Season 12 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/5/2008

While the country celebrates the outcome of the election, the new President-elect catches everyone off guard when he arrives at the White House prematurely.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Canada on Strike
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7.55
1643 votes

#7 - Canada on Strike

Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/2/2008

The head of the World Canadian Bureau leads the country into a long and painful strike and the responsibility of brokering a settlement rests with the boys.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Tonsil Trouble
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7.54
2208 votes

#8 - Tonsil Trouble

Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/12/2008

After going in for a routine tonsillectomy, a botched transfusion leaves Cartman afflicted with an incurable disease. When he finds no comfort in his friends and family, how far will he go to find a cure?

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)
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7.53
1621 votes

#9 - Pandemic 2: The Startling (2)

Season 12 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/29/2008

Giant guinea pigs are attacking cities all over the world. The boys have the key that will save everyone from the onslaught but they're stranded in the Andes Mountains.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Eek, A Penis!
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7.52
1901 votes

#10 - Eek, A Penis!

Season 12 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/9/2008

While Ms. Garrison is off trying to find a way to become the man he was always intended to be, Cartman is put in charge of the classroom.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Ungroundable
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7.45
1890 votes

#11 - The Ungroundable

Season 12 - Episode 14 - Aired 11/19/2008

Butters is sure he’s seen a vampire at school but he can’t get anyone to listen to him. Meanwhile, the Goth Kids are angry and frustrated when the other kids can’t tell the difference between a Goth and a Vampire.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Elementary School Musical
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7.40
1504 votes

#12 - Elementary School Musical

Season 12 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/12/2008

Stan realizes he could lose Wendy if he doesn't get on board with the latest fad to hit South Park Elementary. Cartman would rather kill himself than succumb. But, when Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman all realize that Butters is now more popular than they are, they have no choice but to give in to peer pressure.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
The China Probrem
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7.39
1990 votes

#13 - The China Probrem

Season 12 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/8/2008

After watching the intimidating opening ceremonies of the recent Olympic games, Cartman understands that the Chinese are only just days away from invading his homeland. While the rest of the American people are haunted by the memory of a recent tragic event, only Butters will stand with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV
Britney's New Look
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7.01
1722 votes

#14 - Britney's New Look

Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/19/2008

While trying to escape her troubles in the secluded mountains near South Park, Britney Spears has a run-in with the boys. Stan and Kyle get swept up in her celebrity as well as the non-stop feeding frenzy that plagues her wherever she goes. The boys must take Britney to the North Pole when they learn the secret behind what makes her so popular.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
Watch Now:Apple TV