The BEST episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show

#1 - The Meaning of Love

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/3/2014

Hey, don't do that; gun control.

#2 - Episode Schmepisode

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/14/2015

Fetch; Lunk; a man-snail; a dying mother; a very special spider.

#3 - Why I Hate Summer Camp

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/19/2014

Noises in the night; marriage proposals; bath time; the infamous BUTTSHARK.

#4 - A Day At The Beach

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/12/2014

Civilized bugs; ultra soldiers; weird teenagers; ugly kids; a magical life raft.

#5 - The Christmas Episode

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/20/2015

Utopia; bats; babies; air travel; grandma; the King.

#6 - San Diego Breakfast

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/17/2014

Astronauts; fire safety; ancient jokes; backwards wrestling.

#7 - Too Much Time

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/21/2016

Time travel proves to be a messy business; visitors from the future prove that being rude never ends; an inappropriate joke in a Walmart breakroom has annoying results; intolerant time travel gets out of hand.

#8 - Too Many Superheroes

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/25/2016

Super Dad and Mega Mom use their powers to protect people from harm; the Wonder Percent takes action against bankers and the super rich; a narrator contemplates his purpose in life; superheroes unite to end the fiery force of a super villain.

#9 - Tub Boys

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/7/2015

Seatbelts and curses; danger is around every corner.

#10 - Too Deep Too Furious

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/4/2016

A ventriloquist uses his voice to woo a lady; the arrival of a monstrous creature from the deep leads to the return of an old friend and a life or death battle for a happy ending.

#11 - The Elusive Mr. Wimbley

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/24/2014

God and Satan are at it again; a very special appearance by Captain Party.

#12 - Now That's What I Call Depressing

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/31/2017

This episode is very, very sad. Please do not watch it.

#13 - The Depressing Episode

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/31/2014

The express train to funnytown where there's only one stop.

#14 - Dirty Dealings

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/10/2014

Loving hot dogs; condiments; classic pranks.

#15 - Too Many Trains

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/9/2015

Tommy endangers his entire class when he cannot solve a simple math problem. The Old Codger tells the tale of the Railroad Man while on an airplane flight, and news anchor Chip Chapley reports with the daily news while the apocalypse draws near.

#16 - Episode Too

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/7/2016

Truck driver Monster Chuck decides to give wrestling a try. Carl applies to Humperdink University to keep his family tradition alive by becoming a porn star. Marcy ends up on a blind date with a horse, and the Constrictor contemplates his life choices as his career takes him down a dark path.

#17 - Too Many Cops

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/18/2016

Detective Schmidt puts more than his life on the line to protect the mayor; Higgins shows his new partner how to solve a case; two cops learn the importance of family; learning to paint with Bill Brass.

#18 - Grandpa's War Stories

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/2014

Dangerous driving; ancient jokes; teleportation; Clawford, the big blue cat.

#19 - The Good, the Butt and the Tumbling

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/6/2019

#20 - Now That's What I Call Pain

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2017

Ultrasoldier is back and he’s more ultra than ever! Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm… a pain-storm, that is.

#21 - World War Too

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/28/2016

Two former friends are pitted against each other amidst the throes of war; Hitler sets out to make a daring escape.

#22 - Too Many Hats

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/11/2016

"Hat Buddies"; Star Spangled Bastard and Eagle are back to defend America against those who wish to harm it.

#23 - Too Much History

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/4/2016

Jack learns a vital lesson about history; a spiritual mystic tries to solve a local school's IT problem with alternative methods.

#24 - Too Tall a Tale

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/14/2016

A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.

#25 - Now That's When I Call These Guys

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017

Star Spangled Bastard! Mega Mom! Salmon Boy? Sure! When the world needs saving from a deranged killer robot, we call These Guys! One of them is a carrot!