The WORST episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show
Every episode of The Cyanide & Happiness Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show!
The Cyanide & Happiness Show is an animated comedy web series written and animated by Explosm, based on their webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Each episode consists of a few short stories (sometimes connected to each other, sometimes not).
#1 - Chip Chapley Unscripted
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2019
Chip Chapley scraps the script and goes off the cuff in his new late night talk show. Can he keep the strange guests on track, keep the audience entertained AND keep his producer from blowing his top? Find out by tuning in to Citytropolis Tonight!
#2 - The Nine Ryans
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/2019
#3 - Yo-Ho-Ho and a Nautical Bum
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/2019
The Captain regales a food delivery guy with how he met, fought, and eventually became roommates with the Buttshark.
#4 - Mega Prom
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/2019
#5 - Lunk's Awakening
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2019
#6 - The Man-Marryin’ Candidate
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2019
All-American Hero: The Star Spangled Bastard retires and tries to settle down with his faithful sidekick, Eagle, but his bliss is interrupted by the passing of a new law. Bastard is left with no choice but to seek out answers, and set the country back on track.
#7 - The Animator's Curse
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2019
#9 - Now That's When I Call Those Guys
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/31/2017
You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout! Find out what it's all about.
#10 - Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2017
A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.
#11 - Now That's What I Call a Musical
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/31/2017
The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God’s plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating. GREAT!
#12 - Now That's What I Call the News
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/31/2017
Tonight’s Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.
#13 - High, Robot
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/2019
#14 - Now That's What I Call Spooky
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/2/2017
Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there’s a haunted house.
#15 - Now That's That
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/31/2017
A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.
#16 - Now That's When I Call These Guys
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017
Star Spangled Bastard! Mega Mom! Salmon Boy? Sure! When the world needs saving from a deranged killer robot, we call These Guys! One of them is a carrot!
#17 - Now That's What I Call a Story
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/2/2017
Cory just wants to hang out and play video games. Cory’s dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had, until… things go bad. Egad!
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - Too Tall a Tale
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/14/2016
A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.
Watch Now:Amazon
#19 - Now That's What I Call Pain
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2017
Ultrasoldier is back and he’s more ultra than ever! Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm… a pain-storm, that is.
#21 - Episode Too
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/7/2016
Truck driver Monster Chuck decides to give wrestling a try. Carl applies to Humperdink University to keep his family tradition alive by becoming a porn star. Marcy ends up on a blind date with a horse, and the Constrictor contemplates his life choices as his career takes him down a dark path.
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - Too Many Trains
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/9/2015
Tommy endangers his entire class when he cannot solve a simple math problem. The Old Codger tells the tale of the Railroad Man while on an airplane flight, and news anchor Chip Chapley reports with the daily news while the apocalypse draws near.
Watch Now:Amazon
