The WORST episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show

Every episode of The Cyanide & Happiness Show ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of The Cyanide & Happiness Show!

The Cyanide & Happiness Show is an animated comedy web series written and animated by Explosm, based on their webcomic Cyanide & Happiness. Each episode consists of a few short stories (sometimes connected to each other, sometimes not).

Last Updated: 11/1/2024Network: VRVStatus: Ended
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4.50
8 votes

#1 - Chip Chapley Unscripted

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/2/2019

Chip Chapley scraps the script and goes off the cuff in his new late night talk show. Can he keep the strange guests on track, keep the audience entertained AND keep his producer from blowing his top? Find out by tuning in to Citytropolis Tonight!

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4.83
6 votes

#2 - The Nine Ryans

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/30/2019

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5.38
8 votes

#3 - Yo-Ho-Ho and a Nautical Bum

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/2019

The Captain regales a food delivery guy with how he met, fought, and eventually became roommates with the Buttshark.

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5.71
7 votes

#4 - Mega Prom

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/13/2019

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5.71
7 votes

#5 - Lunk's Awakening

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/23/2019

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5.86
7 votes

#6 - The Man-Marryin’ Candidate

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2019

All-American Hero: The Star Spangled Bastard retires and tries to settle down with his faithful sidekick, Eagle, but his bliss is interrupted by the passing of a new law. Bastard is left with no choice but to seek out answers, and set the country back on track.

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6.00
7 votes

#7 - The Animator's Curse

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2019

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6.25
8 votes

#8 - Strongbird

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/25/2019

Please don't feed the birds.

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6.40
10 votes

#9 - High, Robot

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/20/2019

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Now That's When I Call Those Guys
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6.50
8 votes

#10 - Now That's When I Call Those Guys

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/31/2017

You plan a break in, you do a break out, you go and join your buddies in the super hero house. An unhappy Abby Babble starts to scream and shout! Find out what it's all about.

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Now That's What I Call Spooky
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6.50
14 votes

#11 - Now That's What I Call Spooky

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/2/2017

Turnbuckle terror taunts a troubled twosome as translucent, trophy-seeking toughs tussle off the top rope in a tournament of tortured-soul tenacity. Also, there’s a haunted house.

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Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time
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6.53
15 votes

#12 - Now That's What I Call a Good Space Time

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/2/2017

A mysterious number in a truck stop bathroom leads a scientist and a billionaire to the ends of the universe and back. Two online video pranksters explore the outer limits of embarrassment.

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Now That's What I Call a Musical
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6.57
7 votes

#13 - Now That's What I Call a Musical

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/31/2017

The Lord gets on board with a smorgasbord of chords, but Satan is waiting to hasten his fall from grace and complicating God’s plan for concentrating on creating by baiting him into dating and mating. GREAT!

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Now That's What I Call the News
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6.63
8 votes

#14 - Now That's What I Call the News

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/31/2017

Tonight’s Top Story: Chip Chapley cheerfully chugs along at NVM News, while an alienated Abbie Babble attempts to address PainTech's plotting ploys to profiteer from people's pain.

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Now That's That
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6.75
8 votes

#15 - Now That's That

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/31/2017

A lonely milf is double-teamed by a naughty professor and a bad boy who's into pain. Hot asses, gaping holes and piles of sweaty bodies go wild, leading up to this season's explosive money shot.

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Now That's What I Call a Story
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6.79
14 votes

#16 - Now That's What I Call a Story

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/2/2017

Cory just wants to hang out and play video games. Cory’s dad just wants him to clean the damn attic. Cory is mad lad. Dad is a tad sad. Lunk is rad, The Goblin Army is armor clad and fantastic adventures are ready to be had, until… things go bad. Egad!

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Now That's When I Call These Guys
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6.80
15 votes

#17 - Now That's When I Call These Guys

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2017

Star Spangled Bastard! Mega Mom! Salmon Boy? Sure! When the world needs saving from a deranged killer robot, we call These Guys! One of them is a carrot!

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7.05
22 votes

#18 - Too Tall a Tale

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/14/2016

A cop on a bicycle chases down Douchey McGee. A ninja clan tries to steal an ancient dagger, but is intercepted by Hunk Fu. A janitor tells the tale of Coach Murphy who helped push a junior league baseball team all the way to nationals with his motivational letters.

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7.24
25 votes

#19 - Too Much History

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/4/2016

Jack learns a vital lesson about history; a spiritual mystic tries to solve a local school's IT problem with alternative methods.

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Now That's What I Call Pain
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7.25
16 votes

#20 - Now That's What I Call Pain

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/2/2017

Ultrasoldier is back and he’s more ultra than ever! Bullets fly and tears cry as we learn his tragic ultra-origins. The newest gadget on the market has taken the world by storm… a pain-storm, that is.

Directors: Mike Salcedo
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7.25
8 votes

#21 - The Good, the Butt and the Tumbling

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/6/2019

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7.25
24 votes

#22 - Too Many Hats

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/11/2016

"Hat Buddies"; Star Spangled Bastard and Eagle are back to defend America against those who wish to harm it.

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7.25
24 votes

#23 - World War Too

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/28/2016

Two former friends are pitted against each other amidst the throes of war; Hitler sets out to make a daring escape.

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Grandpa's War Stories
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7.26
23 votes

#24 - Grandpa's War Stories

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/26/2014

Dangerous driving; ancient jokes; teleportation; Clawford, the big blue cat.

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7.27
22 votes

#25 - Too Many Cops

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/18/2016

Detective Schmidt puts more than his life on the line to protect the mayor; Higgins shows his new partner how to solve a case; two cops learn the importance of family; learning to paint with Bill Brass.

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