The Best Episodes of Ugly Americans
Last Updated: May 30, 2019
Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS. This animated horror-comedy series follows one Mark Lilly, social worker at the Department of Integration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off of blood, socializing land-whales, and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate, and a demon ex-girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous Mermaid sitting at the bar?
#1 - Fools for Love
Season 2 - Episode 17
Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.
8.48 
#2 - The Dork Knight
Season 2 - Episode 16
After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.
8.37 
#3 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
Season 2 - Episode 11
An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.
8.30 
#4 - Callie and Her Sister
Season 2 - Episode 2
Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.
8.18 
#5 - Soulsucker
Season 1 - Episode 13
Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.
8.18 
#6 - Little Ship of Horrors
Season 2 - Episode 8
Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.
8.17 
#7 - The Stalking Dead
Season 2 - Episode 15
When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.
8.17 
#8 - Any Given Workday
Season 2 - Episode 12
With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.
8.14 
#9 - Lilly and the Beast
Season 2 - Episode 9
Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.
8.12 
#10 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Season 2 - Episode 13
In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.
8.07 
#11 - Ride Me to Hell
Season 2 - Episode 3
The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.
8.06 
#12 - Mark Loves Dick
Season 2 - Episode 14
Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.
8.02 
#13 - Attack of Mark's Clone
Season 2 - Episode 6
Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.
8.01 
#14 - G. I. Twayne
Season 2 - Episode 4
Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.
8.00 
#15 - Sympathy for the Devil
Season 1 - Episode 10
Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.
8.00 
#16 - Wail Street
Season 2 - Episode 7
Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.
7.99 
#17 - Kong of Queens
Season 1 - Episode 7
When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.
7.94 
#18 - The Ring of Powers
Season 2 - Episode 5
After Mark finds a ring in Leonard's desk, he inadvertently activates the wizard's engagement from a bygone era, when dragons roamed Earth.
7.94 
#19 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer
Season 2 - Episode 1
Callie and Twayne build a summer camp as part of their plot to infiltrate a secret wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice.
7.91 
#20 - Better Off Undead
Season 1 - Episode 8
Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.
7.91 
#21 - Mummy Dearest
Season 2 - Episode 10
Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.
7.90 
#22 - Kill...Mark, Kill
Season 1 - Episode 9
Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.
7.89 
#23 - Blob Gets a Job
Season 1 - Episode 4
Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
7.85 
#24 - An American Werewolf in America
Season 1 - Episode 2
Mark tries to deal with a werewolf integration case, but has more on his hands when Randall can't resist his zombie urges, and Leonard decides to top his brother Christ Angel by performing the ultimate illusion: resurrecting Mark from the dead.
7.84 
#25 - The Manbirds
Season 1 - Episode 14
Mark adopts a baby Man-Bird that was separated from its flock, while Grimes tries to settle a blood-feud with their champion.
7.82