The BEST Episodes of Ugly Americans
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Mar 8, 2020
Network: Comedy Central
Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS. This animated horror-comedy series follows one Mark Lilly, social worker at the Department of Integration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off of blood, socializing land-whales, and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate, and a demon ex-girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous Mermaid sitting at the bar?
#1 - Fools for Love
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Apr 25, 2012
Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.
8.38 
#2 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Mar 14, 2012
An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.
8.29 
#3 - The Dork Knight
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Apr 18, 2012
After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.
8.16 
#4 - Soulsucker
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 10, 2010
Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.
8.09 
#5 - Mummy Dearest
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 1, 2011
Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.
7.96 
#6 - Little Ship of Horrors
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 18, 2011
Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.
7.96 
#7 - Any Given Workday
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Mar 21, 2012
With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.
7.93 
#8 - Ride Me to Hell
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 14, 2011
The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.
7.84 
#9 - An American Werewolf in America
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 24, 2010
Mark tries to deal with a werewolf integration case, but has more on his hands when Randall can't resist his zombie urges, and Leonard decides to top his brother Christ Angel by performing the ultimate illusion: resurrecting Mark from the dead.
7.73 
#10 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Mar 28, 2012
In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.
7.69 
#11 - The Stalking Dead
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Apr 11, 2012
When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.
7.68 
#12 - Demon Baby
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 31, 2010
When Mark takes care of an abandoned demon baby, Callie finds herself suffering from strange maternal demon impulses, and Twayne smells her pheromones and grows a mating bone.
7.65 
#13 - Sympathy for the Devil
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 20, 2010
Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.
7.61 
#14 - Treegasm
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 14, 2010
Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.
7.60 
#15 - G. I. Twayne
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Jul 21, 2011
Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.
7.59 
#16 - Kill...Mark, Kill
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 13, 2010
Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.
7.53 
#17 - Wail Street
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 11, 2011
Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.
7.53 
#18 - Kong of Queens
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 28, 2010
When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.
7.53 
#19 - Blob Gets a Job
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 7, 2010
Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
7.52 
#20 - So, You Want to Be a Vampire?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 21, 2010
As the city contends with a bizarre epidemic, Mark counsels a young woman who wants to become a vampire.
7.50 
#21 - Callie and Her Sister
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 7, 2011
Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.
7.49 
#22 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 17, 2010
It's a typical day in the life for Mark: he attempts to deal with his zombie roommate, his demonic girlfriend who wants him to meet Daddy, and Homeland Security's efforts to use Mark's client list to meet their quote of illegal immigrant roundups so they can win a ham.
7.49 
#23 - Better Off Undead
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 6, 2010
Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.
7.48 
#24 - Lilly and the Beast
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 25, 2011
Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.
7.46 
#25 - Hell for the Holidays
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 27, 2010
Mark and Randall go down to hell to spend Halloween with Callie's family who have some special plan for Mark.
7.46