The BEST episodes of Ugly Americans
Every episode of Ugly Americans ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Ugly Americans!
Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat Twayne, drunken wizard Leonard Powers, surly law enforcement head Frank Grimes & his girlfriend, Callie, don't make it easy.
#1 - Fools for Love
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/25/2012
Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.
#2 - Journey to the Center of Twayne
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/14/2012
An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.
#3 - Soul Sucker
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/10/2010
Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.
#4 - The Dork Knight
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/18/2012
After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.
#5 - Little Ship of Horrors
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/18/2011
Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.
#6 - Mummy Dearest
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/1/2011
Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.
#7 - Any Given Workday
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/21/2012
With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.
#8 - Ride Me to Hell
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/14/2011
The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.
#9 - An American Werewolf in America
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/24/2010
Mark tries to deal with a werewolf integration case, but has more on his hands when Randall can't resist his zombie urges, and Leonard decides to top his brother Christ Angel by performing the ultimate illusion: resurrecting Mark from the dead.
#10 - Demon Baby
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/31/2010
When Mark takes care of an abandoned demon baby, Callie finds herself suffering from strange maternal demon impulses, and Twayne smells her pheromones and grows a mating bone.
#11 - The Stalking Dead
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/11/2012
When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.
#12 - Sympathy for the Devil
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/20/2010
Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.
#13 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/28/2012
In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.
#14 - G. I. Twayne
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/21/2011
Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.
#15 - Treegasm
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2010
Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.
#16 - Kong of Queens
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/28/2010
When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.
#17 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/17/2010
It's a typical day in the life for Mark: he attempts to deal with his zombie roommate, his demonic girlfriend who wants him to meet Daddy, and Homeland Security's efforts to use Mark's client list to meet their quote of illegal immigrant roundups so they can win a ham.
#18 - Kill... Mark, Kill
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2010
Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.
#19 - Blob Gets Job
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/7/2010
Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.
#20 - Better Off Undead
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/6/2010
Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.
#21 - So, You Want to Be a Vampire?
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/21/2010
As the city contends with a bizarre epidemic, Mark counsels a young woman who wants to become a vampire.
#22 - Wail Street
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/11/2011
Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.
#23 - Callie and Her Sister
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/7/2011
Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.
#24 - Hell for the Holidays
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/27/2010
Mark and Randall go down to hell to spend Halloween with Callie's family who have some special plan for Mark.
#25 - Attack of Mark's Clone
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/4/2011
Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.