The BEST Episodes of Ugly Americans

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Nov 19, 2019

Network: Comedy Central

Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS. This animated horror-comedy series follows one Mark Lilly, social worker at the Department of Integration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off of blood, socializing land-whales, and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate, and a demon ex-girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous Mermaid sitting at the bar?

Fools for Love

#1 - Fools for Love

Season 2 - Episode 17

Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

star 8.46
67 votes
The Dork Knight

#2 - The Dork Knight

Season 2 - Episode 16

After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.

star 8.39
71 votes
Journey to the Center of Twayne

#3 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 11

An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.

star 8.28
57 votes
Callie and Her Sister

#4 - Callie and Her Sister

Season 2 - Episode 2

Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.

star 8.28
90 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly
The Stalking Dead

#5 - The Stalking Dead

Season 2 - Episode 15

When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.

star 8.19
77 votes
Any Given Workday

#6 - Any Given Workday

Season 2 - Episode 12

With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.

star 8.16
62 votes
Little Ship of Horrors

#7 - Little Ship of Horrors

Season 2 - Episode 8

Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.

star 8.16
76 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly
Mark Loves Dick

#8 - Mark Loves Dick

Season 2 - Episode 14

Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.

star 8.14
72 votes
Attack of Mark's Clone

#9 - Attack of Mark's Clone

Season 2 - Episode 6

Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.

star 8.12
77 votes
Writers: Adam Stein, David M. Stern
Lilly and the Beast

#10 - Lilly and the Beast

Season 2 - Episode 9

Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.

star 8.12
69 votes
Writers: Bill Krebs
G. I. Twayne

#11 - G. I. Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 4

Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.

star 8.11
79 votes
Writers: Jeff Poliquin
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

#12 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Season 2 - Episode 13

In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

star 8.11
71 votes
Ride Me to Hell

#13 - Ride Me to Hell

Season 2 - Episode 3

The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.

star 8.09
85 votes
Writers: Mike Rowe

#14 - Soulsucker

Season 1 - Episode 13

Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.

star 8.07
76 votes
The Ring of Powers

#15 - The Ring of Powers

Season 2 - Episode 5

After Mark finds a ring in Leonard's desk, he inadvertently activates the wizard's engagement from a bygone era, when dragons roamed Earth.

star 8.05
86 votes
Writers: Greg White
Wail Street

#16 - Wail Street

Season 2 - Episode 7

Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.

star 8.01
86 votes
Writers: Daniel Powell
Sympathy for the Devil

#17 - Sympathy for the Devil

Season 1 - Episode 10

Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.

star 8.00
88 votes
Wet Hot Demonic Summer

#18 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer

Season 2 - Episode 1

Callie and Twayne build a summer camp as part of their plot to infiltrate a secret wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice.

star 8.00
109 votes
Writers: Daniel Powell
Kong of Queens

#19 - Kong of Queens

Season 1 - Episode 7

When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.

star 7.98
101 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly, David M. Stern
Kill...Mark, Kill

#20 - Kill...Mark, Kill

Season 1 - Episode 9

Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.

star 7.93
98 votes
Better Off Undead

#21 - Better Off Undead

Season 1 - Episode 8

Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.

star 7.93
108 votes
The Manbirds

#22 - The Manbirds

Season 1 - Episode 14

Mark adopts a baby Man-Bird that was separated from its flock, while Grimes tries to settle a blood-feud with their champion.

star 7.92
86 votes
Blob Gets a Job

#23 - Blob Gets a Job

Season 1 - Episode 4

Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

star 7.88
121 votes
Writers: David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick
Mummy Dearest

#24 - Mummy Dearest

Season 2 - Episode 10

Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.

star 7.87
62 votes
Writers: Jeff Poliquin

#25 - Treegasm

Season 1 - Episode 5

Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.

star 7.83
117 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly, David M. Stern