Ugly Americans

The BEST episodes of Ugly Americans

Every episode of Ugly Americans ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Ugly Americans!

Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat Twayne, drunken wizard Leonard Powers, surly law enforcement head Frank Grimes & his girlfriend, Callie, don't make it easy.

Last Updated: 7/3/2022Network: Comedy Central
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Fools for Love
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8.33
159 votes

#1 - Fools for Love

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/25/2012

Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

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Journey to the Center of Twayne
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8.26
150 votes

#2 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/14/2012

An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.

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The Dork Knight
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8.14
187 votes

#3 - The Dork Knight

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/18/2012

After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.

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Soulsucker
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8.09
496 votes

#4 - Soulsucker

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/10/2010

Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.

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Little Ship of Horrors
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7.95
331 votes

#5 - Little Ship of Horrors

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/18/2011

Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.

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Mummy Dearest
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7.95
262 votes

#6 - Mummy Dearest

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/1/2011

Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.

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Any Given Workday
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7.91
181 votes

#7 - Any Given Workday

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/21/2012

With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.

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Ride Me to Hell
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7.81
257 votes

#8 - Ride Me to Hell

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/14/2011

The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.

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An American Werewolf in America
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7.73
494 votes

#9 - An American Werewolf in America

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/24/2010

Mark tries to deal with a werewolf integration case, but has more on his hands when Randall can't resist his zombie urges, and Leonard decides to top his brother Christ Angel by performing the ultimate illusion: resurrecting Mark from the dead.

Directors: Devin Clark
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The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
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7.69
247 votes

#10 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/28/2012

In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

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The Stalking Dead
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7.69
302 votes

#11 - The Stalking Dead

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/11/2012

When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.

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Demon Baby
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7.66
580 votes

#12 - Demon Baby

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/31/2010

When Mark takes care of an abandoned demon baby, Callie finds herself suffering from strange maternal demon impulses, and Twayne smells her pheromones and grows a mating bone.

Directors: Devin Clark
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Sympathy for the Devil
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7.62
426 votes

#13 - Sympathy for the Devil

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/20/2010

Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.

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Treegasm
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7.61
435 votes

#14 - Treegasm

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/14/2010

Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.

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G.I. Twayne
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7.61
303 votes

#15 - G.I. Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/21/2011

Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.

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Kong of Queens
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7.54
498 votes

#16 - Kong of Queens

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/28/2010

When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.

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Kill...Mark, Kill
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7.54
440 votes

#17 - Kill...Mark, Kill

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/13/2010

Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.

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Wail Street
star
7.52
286 votes

#18 - Wail Street

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/11/2011

Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.

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Blob Gets a Job
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7.52
496 votes

#19 - Blob Gets a Job

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/7/2010

Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

Directors: Devin Clark
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Callie and Her Sister
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7.51
346 votes

#20 - Callie and Her Sister

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/7/2011

Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.

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So, You Want to Be a Vampire?
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7.51
517 votes

#21 - So, You Want to Be a Vampire?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/21/2010

As the city contends with a bizarre epidemic, Mark counsels a young woman who wants to become a vampire.

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Lilly and the Beast
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7.50
244 votes

#22 - Lilly and the Beast

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/25/2011

Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.

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Pilot
star
7.49
666 votes

#23 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/17/2010

It's a typical day in the life for Mark: he attempts to deal with his zombie roommate, his demonic girlfriend who wants him to meet Daddy, and Homeland Security's efforts to use Mark's client list to meet their quote of illegal immigrant roundups so they can win a ham.

Directors: Devin Clark
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Better Off Undead
star
7.49
396 votes

#24 - Better Off Undead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/6/2010

Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.

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Hell for the Holidays
star
7.48
429 votes

#25 - Hell for the Holidays

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 10/27/2010

Mark and Randall go down to hell to spend Halloween with Callie's family who have some special plan for Mark.

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