The Best Episodes of Ugly Americans

The Dork Knight

#1 - The Dork Knight 8.62

Season 2 - Episode 16

After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.

Fools for Love

#2 - Fools for Love 8.61

Season 2 - Episode 17

Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

Journey to the Center of Twayne

#3 - Journey to the Center of Twayne 8.41

Season 2 - Episode 11

An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.

Any Given Workday

#4 - Any Given Workday 8.27

Season 2 - Episode 12

With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.

The Stalking Dead

#5 - The Stalking Dead 8.26

Season 2 - Episode 15

When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.

Little Ship of Horrors

#6 - Little Ship of Horrors 8.20

Season 2 - Episode 8

Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.

Directors: Aaron Augenblick, Devin Clark
G. I. Twayne

#7 - G. I. Twayne 8.12

Season 2 - Episode 4

Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.

Directors: Aaron Augenblick, Devin Clark
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

#8 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper 8.11

Season 2 - Episode 13

In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

Soulsucker

#9 - Soulsucker 8.09

Season 1 - Episode 13

Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.

Wail Street

#10 - Wail Street 8.07

Season 2 - Episode 7

Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.

Directors: Aaron Augenblick, Devin Clark
Callie and Her Sister

#11 - Callie and Her Sister 8.04

Season 2 - Episode 2

Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.

Directors: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Sympathy for the Devil

#12 - Sympathy for the Devil 7.98

Season 1 - Episode 10

Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.

The Ring of Powers

#13 - The Ring of Powers 7.97

Season 2 - Episode 5

After Mark finds a ring in Leonard's desk, he inadvertently activates the wizard's engagement from a bygone era, when dragons roamed Earth.

Directors: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Mark Loves Dick

#14 - Mark Loves Dick 7.96

Season 2 - Episode 14

Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.

Lilly and the Beast

#15 - Lilly and the Beast 7.94

Season 2 - Episode 9

Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.

Directors: Aaron Augenblick, Devin Clark
Ride Me to Hell

#16 - Ride Me to Hell 7.92

Season 2 - Episode 3

The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.

Directors: Aaron Augenblick, Devin Clark
Blob Gets a Job

#17 - Blob Gets a Job 7.92

Season 1 - Episode 4

Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

Directors: Devin Clark / Lucy Snyder
Kong of Queens

#18 - Kong of Queens 7.89

Season 1 - Episode 7

When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.

Directors: Devin Clark / Lucy Snyder
Treegasm

#19 - Treegasm 7.89

Season 1 - Episode 5

Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.

Directors: Devin Clark / Lucy Snyder
Better Off Undead

#20 - Better Off Undead 7.88

Season 1 - Episode 8

Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.

Kill...Mark, Kill

#21 - Kill...Mark, Kill 7.84

Season 1 - Episode 9

Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.

Wet Hot Demonic Summer

#22 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer 7.82

Season 2 - Episode 1

Callie and Twayne build a summer camp as part of their plot to infiltrate a secret wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice.

Directors: Aaron Augenblick
The Manbirds

#23 - The Manbirds 7.82

Season 1 - Episode 14

Mark adopts a baby Man-Bird that was separated from its flock, while Grimes tries to settle a blood-feud with their champion.

Mummy Dearest

#24 - Mummy Dearest 7.82

Season 2 - Episode 10

Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.

Directors: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark
Attack of Mark's Clone

#25 - Attack of Mark's Clone 7.79

Season 2 - Episode 6

Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.

Directors: Richard Ferguson-Hull, Devin Clark