The BEST Episodes of Ugly Americans

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jan 4, 2020

Network: Comedy Central

Take New York City, add every horrifying beast, science-fiction freak, and fantasy faerie, shake thoroughly, and you've got UGLY AMERICANS. This animated horror-comedy series follows one Mark Lilly, social worker at the Department of Integration, as he helps new citizens both human and "other" adapt to hectic life in the Big Apple. There are easier tasks than weaning vampires off of blood, socializing land-whales, and housebreaking werewolves, but Mark is up to the challenge. Between his stressful job, a zombie roommate, and a demon ex-girlfriend, Mark's lucky if he can sneak in a few minutes of sleep. But who can sleep when there's a drop-dead gorgeous Mermaid sitting at the bar?

Fools for Love

#1 - Fools for Love

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired Apr 25, 2012

Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

star 8.37
148 votes
Journey to the Center of Twayne

#2 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Mar 14, 2012

An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.

star 8.29
138 votes
The Dork Knight

#3 - The Dork Knight

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired Apr 18, 2012

After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.

star 8.16
179 votes
Soulsucker

#4 - Soulsucker

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Nov 10, 2010

Because of Mark's Zechalech gift, Callie is under the impression that he wants her to suck out his soul.

star 8.09
481 votes
Mummy Dearest

#5 - Mummy Dearest

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Sep 1, 2011

Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.

star 7.97
251 votes
Writers: Jeff Poliquin
Little Ship of Horrors

#6 - Little Ship of Horrors

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Aug 18, 2011

Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.

star 7.96
319 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly
Any Given Workday

#7 - Any Given Workday

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired Mar 21, 2012

With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.

star 7.93
170 votes
Ride Me to Hell

#8 - Ride Me to Hell

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Jul 14, 2011

The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.

star 7.84
247 votes
Writers: Mike Rowe
An American Werewolf in America

#9 - An American Werewolf in America

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 24, 2010

Mark tries to deal with a werewolf integration case, but has more on his hands when Randall can't resist his zombie urges, and Leonard decides to top his brother Christ Angel by performing the ultimate illusion: resurrecting Mark from the dead.

star 7.73
471 votes
Writers: David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick
The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

#10 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Mar 28, 2012

In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

star 7.69
233 votes
The Stalking Dead

#11 - The Stalking Dead

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Apr 11, 2012

When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.

star 7.68
293 votes
Demon Baby

#12 - Demon Baby

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 31, 2010

When Mark takes care of an abandoned demon baby, Callie finds herself suffering from strange maternal demon impulses, and Twayne smells her pheromones and grows a mating bone.

star 7.65
559 votes
Writers: David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick
Sympathy for the Devil

#13 - Sympathy for the Devil

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 20, 2010

Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.

star 7.61
412 votes
Treegasm

#14 - Treegasm

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 14, 2010

Mark meets a pair of creatures who are expected to participate in a public mating ritual.

star 7.59
414 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly, David M. Stern
G. I. Twayne

#15 - G. I. Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Jul 21, 2011

Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.

star 7.59
295 votes
Writers: Jeff Poliquin
Blob Gets a Job

#16 - Blob Gets a Job

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 7, 2010

Mark accidentally outs his roommate as a zombie; Leonard tries to identify a strange new creature.

star 7.52
472 votes
Writers: David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick
Kill...Mark, Kill

#17 - Kill...Mark, Kill

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 13, 2010

Mark tries to help Leonard with his wand issues, Twayne meets his soul mate.

star 7.52
422 votes
Wail Street

#18 - Wail Street

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Aug 11, 2011

Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.

star 7.52
275 votes
Writers: Daniel Powell
Kong of Queens

#19 - Kong of Queens

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 28, 2010

When the budget for social services is cut, Mark and Leonard find themselves with time off. Mark tries to help Randall, who has been severed at the waist and needs new legs, while counseling a giant ape with OCD. Meanwhile, Callie and Twayne attend a demon convention, and Callie worries that Twayne is hitting on her.

star 7.52
479 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly, David M. Stern
So, You Want to Be a Vampire?

#20 - So, You Want to Be a Vampire?

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 21, 2010

As the city contends with a bizarre epidemic, Mark counsels a young woman who wants to become a vampire.

star 7.50
496 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly, David M. Stern
Pilot

#21 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 17, 2010

It's a typical day in the life for Mark: he attempts to deal with his zombie roommate, his demonic girlfriend who wants him to meet Daddy, and Homeland Security's efforts to use Mark's client list to meet their quote of illegal immigrant roundups so they can win a ham.

star 7.49
639 votes
Directors: Devin Clark
Writers: David M. Stern, Kevin Shinick
Callie and Her Sister

#22 - Callie and Her Sister

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Jul 7, 2011

Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.

star 7.49
333 votes
Writers: Mick Kelly
Better Off Undead

#23 - Better Off Undead

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 6, 2010

Mark counsels Tim the two-headed worm creature and gives psychiatric evaluations to Department of Integration employees while Randall seeks to become a proper zombie.

star 7.48
378 votes
Lilly and the Beast

#24 - Lilly and the Beast

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 25, 2011

Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.

star 7.47
231 votes
Writers: Bill Krebs
Hell for the Holidays

#25 - Hell for the Holidays

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Oct 27, 2010

Mark and Randall go down to hell to spend Halloween with Callie's family who have some special plan for Mark.

star 7.46
410 votes