The BEST episodes of Ugly Americans season 2

Every episode of Ugly Americans season 2, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Ugly Americans season 2!

Social worker Mark Lilly helps new citizens—both human and "other"—begin the process of adapting to life in the Big Apple, but his coworkers, demonic bureaucrat Twayne, drunken wizard Leonard Powers, surly law enforcement head Frank Grimes & his girlfriend, Callie, don't make it easy.

Last Updated: 11/20/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Ended
Fools for Love
star
8.25
160 votes

#1 - Fools for Love

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/25/2012

Mark chooses April Fool's Day to ask Callie to take their relationship to the next level, but his romantic gesture is threatened when Callie's vengeful ex-boyfriend returns to win her back; Leonard tries to redeem a winning lottery ticket.

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Journey to the Center of Twayne
star
8.10
154 votes

#2 - Journey to the Center of Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/14/2012

An ant-sized arsonist named Jerry flees Mark's custody, escaping up Twayne's nostril. A miniaturized Leonard, Grimes and Mark must track Jerry through Twayne's body to bring him to justice.

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The Dork Knight
star
8.00
188 votes

#3 - The Dork Knight

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/18/2012

After being bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy, Mark becomes a masked crimefighter; Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader with the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man.

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Little Ship of Horrors
star
7.90
332 votes

#4 - Little Ship of Horrors

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/18/2011

Twayne throws a company party aboard a cruise ship; Randall gets sick from dangerous pollen.

Writer: Mick Kelly
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Mummy Dearest
star
7.86
263 votes

#5 - Mummy Dearest

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/1/2011

Randall feels neglected; Grimes mummy returns.

Writer: Adam Stein
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Any Given Workday
star
7.78
180 votes

#6 - Any Given Workday

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/21/2012

With the big company intramural football game around the corner, everyone starts getting nervous about the lineup -- Mark is a wonderful team player, but a terrible actual player. When Randall demonstrates the power of his recently replaced arm, he is given a job at the D.O.I. as the team's ringer.

Writer: Greg White
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Ride Me to Hell
star
7.71
257 votes

#7 - Ride Me to Hell

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/14/2011

The end of his favorite TV series, "Dishonorable Discharge" sends Grimes off the deep end. Mark has to help him get to the bottom of his inexplicable attachment to the show, uncovering a deep seated memory along the way.

Directors: Devin Clark
Writer: Mike Rowe
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The Stalking Dead
star
7.61
302 votes

#8 - The Stalking Dead

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/11/2012

When the country's biggest pop star (Lady Hoo-Ha) turns into a zombie, millions of her devoted fans follow suit; Mark befriends one of the new zombies and Randall is forced to deal with his jealousy issues.

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The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper
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7.57
246 votes

#9 - The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/28/2012

In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

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G. I. Twayne
star
7.54
306 votes

#10 - G. I. Twayne

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 7/21/2011

Mark inadvertently learns of a plot to end humanity when he's drafted into Satan's Dark Army with Twayne.

Directors: Devin Clark
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Wail Street
star
7.46
281 votes

#11 - Wail Street

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/11/2011

Randall's idea to sell Mark's soul on the Soul Exchange draws interest from Callie and her father. Meanwhile, Grimes thinks he's found the next great pop-music sensation.

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Callie and Her Sister
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7.43
345 votes

#12 - Callie and Her Sister

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/7/2011

Callie's parents get back together and have a new baby. But when their marriage falls apart again, Callie must play guardian to this younger, hotter spawn of the devil.

Writer: Mick Kelly
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Lilly and the Beast
star
7.40
244 votes

#13 - Lilly and the Beast

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/25/2011

Callie reveals to Mark that she's been sleeping with other guys, while a girlfriend from Marks past returns with a dark secret.

Writer: Bill Krebs
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Attack of Mark's Clone
star
7.39
359 votes

#14 - Attack of Mark's Clone

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/4/2011

Callie hopes that making a clone of Mark will guarantee the Department of Integration's win in a bowling tournament, but the plan backfires when the duplicate tries to frame her for murder.

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Wet Hot Demonic Summer
star
7.36
464 votes

#15 - Wet Hot Demonic Summer

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/30/2011

Callie and Twayne build a summer camp as part of their plot to infiltrate a secret wizard compound where Leonard is training his apprentice.

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Mark Loves Dick
star
7.32
299 votes

#16 - Mark Loves Dick

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 4/4/2012

Mark becomes conflicted about his relationship with Callie. He does his best to be understanding, but their love is soon put to the test when they are asked to embark on a dangerous mission to the fabled underwater city of Atlantis.

Directors: Les Solis, Lou Solis
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The Ring of Powers
star
7.20
391 votes

#17 - The Ring of Powers

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/28/2011

After Mark finds a ring in Leonard's desk, he inadvertently activates the wizard's engagement from a bygone era, when dragons roamed Earth.

Writer: Greg White
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