The BEST episodes of Drawn Together
Every episode of Drawn Together ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Drawn Together!
Drawn Together is a parody of reality shows, cast with spoofs of several famous types of animated characters.
#2 - The Other Cousin
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/1/2004
Clara's special cousin, Bleh, comes to visit the Drawn Together house, and Captain Hero bets Spanky that he'll sleep with her for 50 bucks. Meanwhile, Xandir, Toot, and Wooldoor enjoy the immense high that the fur of a depressed Ling-Ling can provide.
#3 - Hot Tub
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/27/2004
The Housemates are introduced and arrive at the Drawn Together House for the first time. At first it seems like they will get along well, but a string of racist comments from Clara start a major fight.
#4 - Freaks & Greeks
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/2006
Captain Hero is thrilled to discover Greeks have moved in next door, but remains oblivious to the fact that it is a family of Greek immigrants and not a Greek fraternity. When the Greeks won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge, including fraternity-style pranks like kidnapping their daughter. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's sickly father moves into the Drawn Together house and falls in love with Toot. Like a typical gold digger, Toot marries the rich old man for his money. But will Ling-Ling put up with losing his inheritance to a fatty?Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#5 - Clum Babies
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/16/2005
Wooldoor hits puberty at long last and can't keep himself from masturbating. Thus, his Clum Babies with their healing powers are born. Clara, however, thinks this is an act against God and vows to stop him. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's bachelor days might be numbered as his mother and father send an arranged battle mate to the Drawn Together house.
#6 - Mexican't Buy Me Love
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/2006
Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the Cool Kids, like Spanky, Clara and Foxxy while Foxxy is desperate to save the world from a meteor. In the meantime, Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police.
#7 - The Lemon-AIDS Walk
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 2/22/2006
Captain Hero is determined to win the AIDS walk, no matter how many steroids he must take to be the best walker around. Wooldoor gets in trouble at the mall for stealing some candy.
#8 - Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/12/2006
Wooldoor's new children's show is finally hitting the air, but Clara is certain that it will turn kids gay faster than Tinky-Winky and SpongeBob combined. A Terminator from the future shows up to kill Wooldoor, but Xandir saves the little guy and explains that the show does really does turn the whole world gay. The Terminator was sent back by the remaining few straight people to ensure the straight future. In the mean time, Toot pines away for the mythical "Wiener Mobile," which is supposed to give out free hot dogs. but only to the worthy.Watch Now:Apple TV
#9 - Unrestrainable Trainable
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/25/2006
Captain Hero discovers that the "special" Giant who's been attacking the city is actually his son! And what's worse, Hero's sister, Captain She-Ro, is the mother! Can Hero raise his inbred son to be a productive member of society? Or will the Giant destroy the world by hugging a Winnie-the-Pooh-shaped nuclear bomb? In the mean time, Clara get Munchhausen's by Proxy and earns accolades by alternately taking care of Wooldoor, and keeping him sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.
#11 - Clara's Dirty Little Secret
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/3/2004
A pregnancy scare is the least of Clara's worries (and one easily settled by a talk about "the facts of life") when the rest of the household finds out about her "personal problem." It seems due to a curse cast by her wicked stepmother, her vagina has been transformed into a bizarre tentacle monster! After the initial fear, horror, and urge to form an angry mob die down, the rest of the crew bands together to help Clara break the curse by finding her "one true love."Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#12 - Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/1/2007
Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care, where he ends up in the house of Uncle Ben. Foxxy decides to save Ling-Ling from foster care and ends up discovering who her father is. Hero is jealous of Xandir's nipple ring and decides to get one himself. After he gets hit by lighting, Hero realizes he can use his nipple ring to communicate with himself from the past.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#13 - Breakfast Food Killer
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/18/2007
Wooldoor becomes the cereal mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Wooldoor parties it up Hollywood-style with his new cereal friends, and soon finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. Toot discovers that the cereal industry is evil and tries to bring down those cereal jackasses before they lose Wooldoor foreverWatch Now:AmazonApple TV
#14 - Spelling Applebee's
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2006
Foxxy refuses to participate in a house Spelling Bee to win a gift certificate to Applebee's. The truth comes out that Foxxy used to be the best speller in all the land, but had fallen far from grace after a violent racial incident at a Bee years earlier. Spanky convinces Foxxy to go for the title once again. In the meantime, Captain Hero discovers Clara has a secret sexual fetish for car crashes. Hero causes wrecks to get Clara off, but does she really love him? Or is she just using him for the car crashes?
#15 - Lost in Parking Space (2)
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/4/2007
When Toot drinks salt water and goes insane while trapped in the van, she tries to convince the other roommates in the van to kill and eat Ling-Ling. Foxxy tries to escape Hot Topic's back room before the manager lets customers torture her.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#16 - Foxxy vs. the Board of Education
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/26/2005
Spanky gets downloaded with a virus and in order to get life-saving health insurance, he must "gay marry" Xandir. Meanwhile, Foxxy is busted for not having a Mystery-Solving License and she convinces Ling-Ling to take the racially biased test for her so she can go back to college to finish up her degree.
#17 - Charlotte's Web of Lies
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/11/2007
A spider has a one night stand with Spanky Ham, and relationship quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and forges an unlikely bond. We also learn the origin of Ling-Ling's violent tendencies - he never truly wanted to be a fighter, oh no, all he wanted to do was dance.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#18 - Requiem for a Reality Show
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/17/2004
After she, Ling-Ling, Foxxy, and Xandir win a competition for food rights, Toot overindulges to the extreme, and desperately seeks help from Xandir in dealing with her not-so-little weight problem. Meanwhile, the starving housemates resort to drastic measures to get food, as Spanky bullies Wooldoor into helping him trap Clara's animal friends for game. And Foxxy extorts humiliating favors out of Captain Hero in exchange for food, only for their bondage to turn into bonding.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#19 - The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (2)
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/19/2005
The conclusion of the cliffhanger involves the cast crash landing on a supposedly deserted island. The cast mates, with the exception of Toot, make it back to the house, where they start to interview new roommate possibilities, including Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat video games.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#20 - Xandir and Tim, Sitting In a Tree
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/15/2006
Captain Hero's alter-ego, the mild-mannered reporter Tim Tommerson, comes to visit and spends a lot of gay time with Xandir. And the housemates learn that "Drawn Together" has received an "F" from Entertainment Weekly and seek revenge.
#21 - Alzheimer's That Ends Well
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/8/2006
Clara gets an extreme make-over of her own when she gets an operation to remove her "Octopussoir" and give her a normal vagina again. The housemates, believing Toot to be old and suffering from Alzheimers, check her into an old folks home.
#22 - Terms of Endearment
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/25/2006
Captain Hero uses his X-ray vision to spy on the girls in the shower. As a result of doing it too much, Foxxy receives a brain tumor. Afterwards, Captain Hero feels so guilty that he decides to give up his powers, which makes him a quadriplegic in a breath-controlled wheel chair.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#23 - Ghostesses in the Slot Machine
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/30/2005
When the housemates start to notice strange Poltergeist-esque occurrences, Foxxy discovers that the house is haunted by the souls of 1,000 dead Indians. The gang decides to give a piece of their property to the Indians as a gesture of peace, and the Indians build a big Vegas-style casino.
#24 - The One Wherein There Is A Big Twist (1)
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2004
Notorious billionaire, Bucky Bucks, comes to the Drawn Together house, and hosts an Apprentice style boardroom to answer the demands of the house mates, claiming that they wanted a prize for winning something on the show. Meanwhile, Toot tries to persuade the house mates to blow up the house.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#25 - Gay Bash
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/10/2004
With some not-so-gentle coaxing from his roommates, Xandir finally comes to terms with his homosexuality. But after awkwardly breaking the news to his girlfriend, and getting dumped as a result, Xandir desperately tries to find a way back in the closet. Meanwhile, after seeing Ling-Ling's incredible sewing abilities, Spanky exploits him as a source of cheap sweatshop labor, hoping to make a fortune selling knockoff sneakers to the NBA.