The BEST episodes written by Dave Jeser

Who's a Scaredy Cat?
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8.05
19 votes

#1 - Who's a Scaredy Cat?

HouseBroken - Season 2 - Episode 4

When Honey attempts to cure Diablo’s irrational fear of basement monsters, she puts the whole group in jeopardy. Chico and The Gray One follow Kevin onto a plane to get to the bottom of why Kevin always abandons Chico. Chief faces off against the loud barking dog in the sky, more commonly known as thunder.

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Charity Begins in D Block
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7.91
65 votes

#2 - Charity Begins in D Block

Andy Richter Controls the Universe - Season 2 - Episode 12

After seeing how much charity work Byron, Keith, and Wendy do, Andy and Jessica feel guilty, so they join a program to help prisoners channel their rage into writing.

Hot Tub
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7.61
654 votes

#3 - Hot Tub

Drawn Together - Season 1 - Episode 1

The Housemates are introduced and arrive at the Drawn Together House for the first time. At first it seems like they will get along well, but a string of racist comments from Clara start a major fight.

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Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor
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7.59
419 votes

#4 - Reading Egg Nurse Neighbor

Life in Pieces - Season 3 - Episode 9

When Sophia asks Matt and Colleen about having children, an animated sequence featuring the whole family as farm animals reveals that they have been struggling to have a baby. Also, Jen and Greg's new neighbors aren't as nice as they initially seem; Heather interferes with Tim's hiring process at the office; and the whole family surprises Joan at her book reading, to her chagrin.

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Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday
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7.57
780 votes

#5 - Cheap Promotion Flying Birthday

Life in Pieces - Season 2 - Episode 4

When Colleen teaches Matt her frugal ways, he gets hooked when he realizes how much saving money turns her on. Also, Tim attempts to fire Heather from her receptionist position at his office, John tries to break Sophia's fear of flying by taking her for a quick flight on a small plane, and Jen plans a quiet affair for Lark's first birthday, until the family takes over the celebration.

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Freaks & Greeks
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7.53
331 votes

#6 - Freaks & Greeks

Drawn Together - Season 3 - Episode 1

Captain Hero is thrilled to discover Greeks have moved in next door, but remains oblivious to the fact that it is a family of Greek immigrants and not a Greek fraternity. When the Greeks won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge, including fraternity-style pranks like kidnapping their daughter. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's sickly father moves into the Drawn Together house and falls in love with Toot. Like a typical gold digger, Toot marries the rich old man for his money. But will Ling-Ling put up with losing his inheritance to a fatty?

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Clara's Dirty Little Secret
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7.45
422 votes

#7 - Clara's Dirty Little Secret

Drawn Together - Season 1 - Episode 2

A pregnancy scare is the least of Clara's worries (and one easily settled by a talk about "the facts of life") when the rest of the household finds out about her "personal problem." It seems due to a curse cast by her wicked stepmother, her vagina has been transformed into a bizarre tentacle monster! After the initial fear, horror, and urge to form an angry mob die down, the rest of the crew bands together to help Clara break the curse by finding her "one true love."

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The Jewel Heist
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7.40
5 votes

#8 - The Jewel Heist

Greg the Bunny - Season 1 - Episode 3

Greg is jealous when Jimmy gets a new love interest -- whose dog is quite aggressive. Meanwhile, the gals revolt when Gil doesn't invite them to a paintball weekend.

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Awkward Bra Automated Ordained
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7.31
821 votes

#9 - Awkward Bra Automated Ordained

Life in Pieces - Season 2 - Episode 15

Dinner gets awkward for Jen and Matt when they find themselves alone without Greg and Colleen. Also, Lark accidentally locks out Greg and Jen from the house, prompting Greg to install a complicated home automation system; Heather and Tim try to sneak wine into an ice skating show to get out of paying at the venue; and John and Joan agree to an impromptu wedding after Colleen mentions that she's an ordained minister.

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Pageant Bike Animals Jerky
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7.30
368 votes

#10 - Pageant Bike Animals Jerky

Life in Pieces - Season 3 - Episode 16

When Heather tells Sophia she has to get rid of her stuffed animals, Sophia stages a musical with them to see if she can change her mother’s mind. Also, Colleen babysits Lark, and Jen comes home to find her dolled up in Colleen’s old pageant dress; Joan’s bike is stolen from the driveway so she enlists Matt, Greg and Tim to join her in tracking it down; and Tyler and Clementine get John’s help to sell their homemade beef jerky at the farmer’s market.

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The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist (2)
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7.29
387 votes

#11 - The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist (2)

Drawn Together - Season 2 - Episode 1

The conclusion of the cliffhanger involves the cast crash landing on a supposedly deserted island. The cast mates, with the exception of Toot, make it back to the house, where they start to interview new roommate possibilities, including Scorpion from the Mortal Kombat video games.

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Who's Found Themselves in One of Those Magical Christmas Life Swap Switcheroos?
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7.17
29 votes

#12 - Who's Found Themselves in One of Those Magical Christmas Life Swap Switcheroos?

HouseBroken - Season 2 - Episode 1

Honey's holiday wish comes true when a mix-up at the vet sends her to a dream home, while her idiotic doppelganger goes to live with Chief. Meanwhile, Max has to hide from his new owner David Spade when he discovers that Spade wants to make him the holiday ham.

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The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist (1)
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7.15
341 votes

#13 - The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist (1)

Drawn Together - Season 1 - Episode 7

Notorious billionaire, Bucky Bucks, comes to the Drawn Together house, and hosts an Apprentice style boardroom to answer the demands of the house mates, claiming that they wanted a prize for winning something on the show. Meanwhile, Toot tries to persuade the house mates to blow up the house.

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Edie's Two Dads
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7.14
279 votes

#14 - Edie's Two Dads

Grandfathered - Season 1 - Episode 5

When Gerald can't make it in time for Edie's interview at the most elite pre-school in the area, Jimmy steps in to help out. But once he meets the admissions counselor, he accidentally starts a lie that takes on a life of its own.

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A Dick Replacement
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7.14
303 votes

#15 - A Dick Replacement

3rd Rock from the Sun - Season 6 - Episode 11

Dick and Mary visit Rita, a psychic, together, and Dick scoffs that the whole thing's a rip-off—until the psychic says that Dick and Mary are from two different worlds. She adds that one of these days Dick will leave Mary and go back where he came from. Dick immediately decides that he should devote himself to locating his successor, someone worthy who will wait in the wings until Dick has gone. Later, Sally tells Harry that if the psychic talked about Dick's leaving the planet, she must know they're aliens; they have to kill her. Dick takes Mary to a singles bar in search of the perfect replacement, but he acts so strangely that the bartender thinks Mary's a hooker and asks them to leave. Harry and Sally set about hatching wildly unrealistic plots designed to do away with the psychic. Nina tells Dick about Gary Hemmings, a visiting lecturer who's dying to substitute for him. Dick talks with Gary and offers him the chance to replace him; Gary thinks he's being offered a staff position

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Super Nanny
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6.88
309 votes

#16 - Super Nanny

Drawn Together - Season 2 - Episode 7

Upon seeing the reality TV show Super Nanny, Captain Hero purposefully acts bad so he can summon Super Nanny and challenge her once and for all, because he thinks anything called super is a challenge to him. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling tries to get his driver's license. When he fails miserably, Wooldoor helps him become more "Americanized" so he can pass.

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The Drawn Together Clip Show
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6.83
202 votes

#17 - The Drawn Together Clip Show

Drawn Together - Season 2 - Episode 15

The best of the past two seasons in clip-show form.

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A Goode Man Is Hard to Find
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6.81
36 votes

#18 - A Goode Man Is Hard to Find

The Goode Family - Season 1 - Episode 13

Gerald thinks Mo and Trish want him to be the sperm donor for their next child; Charlie decides to teach Ubuntu how to be a man.

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Dead Man Floating
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5.83
6 votes

#19 - Dead Man Floating

Action - Season 1 - Episode 11

Peter recovers from his heart attack to find his production falling apart. Titus drowns and Holden is back on drugs.

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