The BEST episodes of Drawn Together season 3
Every episode of Drawn Together season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Drawn Together season 3!
The world's first animated reality series gathers icons from all corners of the cartoon universe and lets them loose, with plenty of cameras to catch their exploits. Here's what happens when eight cartoon characters stop being polite and start getting real.
#2 - Freaks & Greeks
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/5/2006
Captain Hero is thrilled to discover Greeks have moved in next door, but remains oblivious to the fact that it is a family of Greek immigrants and not a Greek fraternity. When the Greeks won't let Captain Hero rush their house, he sets his sights on revenge, including fraternity-style pranks like kidnapping their daughter. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's sickly father moves into the Drawn Together house and falls in love with Toot. Like a typical gold digger, Toot marries the rich old man for his money. But will Ling-Ling put up with losing his inheritance to a fatty?
#3 - Mexican't Buy Me Love
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/8/2006
Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the Cool Kids, like Spanky, Clara and Foxxy while Foxxy is desperate to save the world from a meteor. In the meantime, Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police.
#4 - Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/12/2006
Wooldoor's new children's show is finally hitting the air, but Clara is certain that it will turn kids gay faster than Tinky-Winky and SpongeBob combined. A Terminator from the future shows up to kill Wooldoor, but Xandir saves the little guy and explains that the show does really does turn the whole world gay. The Terminator was sent back by the remaining few straight people to ensure the straight future. In the mean time, Toot pines away for the mythical "Wiener Mobile," which is supposed to give out free hot dogs. but only to the worthy.
#5 - Unrestrainable Trainable
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/25/2006
Captain Hero discovers that the "special" Giant who's been attacking the city is actually his son! And what's worse, Hero's sister, Captain She-Ro, is the mother! Can Hero raise his inbred son to be a productive member of society? Or will the Giant destroy the world by hugging a Winnie-the-Pooh-shaped nuclear bomb? In the mean time, Clara get Munchhausen's by Proxy and earns accolades by alternately taking care of Wooldoor, and keeping him sick with drain cleaner and sledgehammers.
#7 - Spelling Applebee's
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/19/2006
Foxxy refuses to participate in a house Spelling Bee to win a gift certificate to Applebee's. The truth comes out that Foxxy used to be the best speller in all the land, but had fallen far from grace after a violent racial incident at a Bee years earlier. Spanky convinces Foxxy to go for the title once again. In the meantime, Captain Hero discovers Clara has a secret sexual fetish for car crashes. Hero causes wrecks to get Clara off, but does she really love him? Or is she just using him for the car crashes?
#8 - Breakfast Food Killer
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/18/2007
Wooldoor becomes the cereal mascot of Quackers cereal after the original mascot is mysteriously murdered. Wooldoor parties it up Hollywood-style with his new cereal friends, and soon finds himself addicted to Crunchberries. Toot discovers that the cereal industry is evil and tries to bring down those cereal jackasses before they lose Wooldoor forever
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#9 - Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/1/2007
Child Services puts Ling-Ling in foster care, where he ends up in the house of Uncle Ben. Foxxy decides to save Ling-Ling from foster care and ends up discovering who her father is. Hero is jealous of Xandir's nipple ring and decides to get one himself. After he gets hit by lighting, Hero realizes he can use his nipple ring to communicate with himself from the past.
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#10 - Charlotte's Web of Lies
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/11/2007
A spider has a one night stand with Spanky Ham, and relationship quickly turns into a fatal attraction. Meanwhile, Captain Hero comes face to face with his arch nemesis, and forges an unlikely bond. We also learn the origin of Ling-Ling's violent tendencies - he never truly wanted to be a fighter, oh no, all he wanted to do was dance.
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#11 - Lost in Parking Space (2)
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/4/2007
When Toot drinks salt water and goes insane while trapped in the van, she tries to convince the other roommates in the van to kill and eat Ling-Ling. Foxxy tries to escape Hot Topic's back room before the manager lets customers torture her.
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#12 - N.R.A.Y. RAY
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/1/2006
After the house is robbed, Captain Hero decides to get a gun for protection. But things get out of hand when Hero starts hunting with assault weapons. Adorable little Bambi convinces Hero to stop hunting deer with such violent weapons. Hero decides rids the world of all assault weapons, leaving Earth vulnerable to the attacking deer! In the mean time, Foxxy hides her thieving grandson Ray Ray in the walls of the Drawn Together house to hide him from the police. Stuck in the walls, Ray Ray spies on the housemates and ends up falling in love with the fattest woman with the biggest ass. Toot. Can her huge ass save the housemates from the attacking deer?
#13 - Lost in Parking Space (1)
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/15/2006
Clara annoys her housemates by preaching about the upcoming rapture. When her housemates head off to the mall, Clara mistakenly thinks they've been taken off to heaven. In the mean time, the other housemates get themselves trapped in a compact parking space in the mall with little or no means of escape.
