The BEST Episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 22, 2019

Network: YouTube

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

Terminate-Her

#1 - Terminate-Her

Season 3 - Episode 3

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

star 8.33
3 votes
Directors: Ed Skudder
Writers: Ed Skudder and Jason Sadler
Modern Flame War 3

#2 - Modern Flame War 3

Season 3 - Episode 4

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

star 8.25
4 votes
Role Playas

#3 - Role Playas

Season 1 - Episode 9

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

star 7.60
5 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Trouble Date

#4 - Trouble Date

Season 1 - Episode 7

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

star 7.50
4 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

#5 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Season 3 - Episode 1

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

star 7.50
4 votes
Directors: Ed Skudder
Writers: Alan Lau & Brad Rau
Pussy Magnet

#6 - Pussy Magnet

Season 4 - Episode 2

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

star 7.25
4 votes
We're Cops!

#7 - We're Cops!

Season 2 - Episode 9

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

star 7.20
5 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Flame War

#8 - Flame War

Season 1 - Episode 3

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

star 7.00
5 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Steakosaurus

#9 - Steakosaurus

Season 1 - Episode 5

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

star 7.00
4 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Fang Angels

#10 - Fang Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

star 7.00
3 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

#11 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

Season 2 - Episode 6

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

star 7.00
3 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Kung Fu Winners

#12 - Kung Fu Winners

Season 3 - Episode 10

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

star 7.00
3 votes
Taco Tuesday

#13 - Taco Tuesday

Season 4 - Episode 3

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

star 7.00
4 votes
A Bee or Something

#14 - A Bee or Something

Season 1 - Episode 1

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

star 6.86
7 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Traffic Jams

#15 - Traffic Jams

Season 1 - Episode 4

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

star 6.80
5 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

#16 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

Season 3 - Episode 7

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

star 6.75
4 votes
Kitty Amazing

#17 - Kitty Amazing

Season 1 - Episode 8

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

star 6.75
4 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Attack of the Pwns

#18 - Attack of the Pwns

Season 1 - Episode 10

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

star 6.67
3 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Zombies & Shotguns

#19 - Zombies & Shotguns

Season 2 - Episode 1

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

star 6.67
3 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Real Dudes Bros Night Man

#20 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Season 3 - Episode 2

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

star 6.67
3 votes
Directors: Ed Skudder
Writers: Ed Skudder
Planet Asshole

#21 - Planet Asshole

Season 3 - Episode 5

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

star 6.67
3 votes
OMG

#22 - OMG

Season 1 - Episode 6

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

star 6.60
5 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
First Day of Cool

#23 - First Day of Cool

Season 4 - Episode 5

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

star 6.50
4 votes
Freshman 15

#24 - Freshman 15

Season 4 - Episode 7

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

star 6.50
4 votes
Panda Hat

#25 - Panda Hat

Season 1 - Episode 2

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

star 6.50
4 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller