The BEST Episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 1, 2020

Network: YouTube

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

Terminate-Her

#1 - Terminate-Her

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 20, 2011

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

star 9.00
29 votes
Directors: Ed Skudder
Writers: Ed Skudder and Jason Sadler
Kung Fu Winners

#2 - Kung Fu Winners

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Jan 26, 2012

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

star 9.00
29 votes
First Day of Cool

#3 - First Day of Cool

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired May 31, 2012

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

star 9.00
29 votes
OMG

#4 - OMG

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jan 27, 2011

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

star 8.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Kitty Amazing

#5 - Kitty Amazing

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Feb 24, 2011

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

star 8.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Zombies & Shotguns

#6 - Zombies & Shotguns

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 21, 2011

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

star 8.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
We're Cops!

#7 - We're Cops!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 11, 2011

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

star 8.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Modern Flame War 3

#8 - Modern Flame War 3

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 3, 2011

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

star 8.00
29 votes
Pussy Magnet

#9 - Pussy Magnet

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 19, 2012

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

star 8.00
29 votes
Freshman 15

#10 - Freshman 15

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 28, 2012

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

star 8.00
29 votes
The Fart Knight Rises

#11 - The Fart Knight Rises

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 12, 2012

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

star 8.00
29 votes
Panda Hat

#12 - Panda Hat

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 2, 2010

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Flame War

#13 - Flame War

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 16, 2010

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Steakosaurus

#14 - Steakosaurus

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jan 13, 2011

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Trouble Date

#15 - Trouble Date

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Feb 10, 2011

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Role Playas

#16 - Role Playas

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 10, 2011

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Attack of the Pwns

#17 - Attack of the Pwns

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 24, 2011

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Camp Anarchy

#18 - Camp Anarchy

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired May 5, 2011

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Butt Genie

#19 - Butt Genie

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired May 19, 2011

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Fang Angels

#20 - Fang Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 16, 2011

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Y U So Meme?

#21 - Y U So Meme?

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 14, 2011

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Sex Marks the Spot

#22 - Sex Marks the Spot

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 28, 2011

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)

#23 - Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Aug 25, 2011

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

star 7.00
29 votes
Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller
Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

#24 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 22, 2011

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

star 7.00
29 votes
Directors: Ed Skudder
Writers: Alan Lau & Brad Rau
Zeusbag

#25 - Zeusbag

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 1, 2011

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

star 7.00
29 votes