The BEST episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dick Figures!
Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.
#2 - Kung Fu Winners
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
#3 - First Day of Cool
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2012
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
#4 - Modern Flame War 3
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
#5 - Pussy Magnet
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
#8 - Freshman 15
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/28/2012
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
#11 - The Fart Knight Rises
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/2012
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
#12 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
#15 - Taco Tuesday
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2012
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
#20 - Brain Switch
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/29/2011
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
#24 - Zeusbag
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.