Dick Figures

The BEST episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode of Dick Figures ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dick Figures!

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

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Terminate-Her
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8.85
33 votes

#1 - Terminate-Her

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2011

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

Directors: Ed Skudder
Kung Fu Winners
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8.67
33 votes

#2 - Kung Fu Winners

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

First Day of Cool
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8.56
34 votes

#3 - First Day of Cool

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2012

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

Modern Flame War 3
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8.00
34 votes

#4 - Modern Flame War 3

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

Pussy Magnet
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7.85
34 votes

#5 - Pussy Magnet

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

We're Cops!
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7.83
35 votes

#6 - We're Cops!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/11/2011

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

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Zombies & Shotguns
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7.82
33 votes

#7 - Zombies & Shotguns

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/21/2011

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

Freshman 15
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7.79
34 votes

#8 - Freshman 15

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/28/2012

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Kitty Amazing
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7.74
34 votes

#9 - Kitty Amazing

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/2011

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

OMG
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7.66
35 votes

#10 - OMG

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/2011

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

The Fart Knight Rises
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7.61
33 votes

#11 - The Fart Knight Rises

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/2012

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
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7.09
34 votes

#12 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

Directors: Ed Skudder
Role Playas
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7.09
35 votes

#13 - Role Playas

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/10/2011

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

Trouble Date
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7.06
34 votes

#14 - Trouble Date

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2011

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

Taco Tuesday
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7.00
34 votes

#15 - Taco Tuesday

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2012

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

Flame War
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6.97
36 votes

#16 - Flame War

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2010

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

Steakosaurus
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6.97
34 votes

#17 - Steakosaurus

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/13/2011

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

Fang Angels
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6.97
33 votes

#18 - Fang Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/16/2011

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

Attack of the Pwns
star
6.94
33 votes

#19 - Attack of the Pwns

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2011

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

Brain Switch
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6.94
33 votes

#20 - Brain Switch

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/29/2011

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

Sex Marks the Spot
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6.91
34 votes

#21 - Sex Marks the Spot

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/28/2011

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

Butt Genie
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6.88
33 votes

#22 - Butt Genie

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2011

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

Y U So Meme?
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6.88
33 votes

#23 - Y U So Meme?

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2011

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

Zeusbag
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6.88
32 votes

#24 - Zeusbag

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

Panda Hat
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6.86
35 votes

#25 - Panda Hat

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/2/2010

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

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