The BEST Episodes of Dick Figures

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

#1 - Terminate-Her

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 20, 2011

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

8.91

32 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder

Writers: Ed Skudder, Jason Sadler

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#2 - Kung Fu Winners

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired Jan 26, 2012

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

8.72

32 votes

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#3 - First Day of Cool

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired May 31, 2012

Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.

8.64

33 votes

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#4 - Modern Flame War 3

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 3, 2011

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

8.03

33 votes

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#5 - Pussy Magnet

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 19, 2012

To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.

7.88

33 votes

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#6 - We're Cops!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Aug 11, 2011

After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.

7.85

34 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#7 - Zombies & Shotguns

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 21, 2011

During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.

7.84

32 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#8 - Freshman 15

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Jun 28, 2012

Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

7.82

33 votes

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#9 - Kitty Amazing

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Feb 24, 2011

Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'

7.79

33 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#10 - OMG

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Jan 27, 2011

Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.

7.74

34 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#11 - The Fart Knight Rises

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 12, 2012

Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!

7.63

32 votes

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#12 - Role Playas

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 10, 2011

Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.

7.09

34 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#13 - Trouble Date

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Feb 10, 2011

Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!

7.06

33 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#14 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Sep 22, 2011

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

7.06

33 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder

Writers: Alan Lau, Brad Rau

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#15 - Steakosaurus

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Jan 13, 2011

Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.

7.00

33 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#16 - Taco Tuesday

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired May 3, 2012

After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!

7.00

33 votes

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#17 - Flame War

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Dec 16, 2010

Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.

6.97

35 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#18 - Fang Angels

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 16, 2011

Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.

6.97

32 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#19 - Attack of the Pwns

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 24, 2011

Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.

6.94

32 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#20 - Y U So Meme?

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 14, 2011

Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.

6.94

32 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#21 - Brain Switch

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired Dec 29, 2011

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

6.94

32 votes

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#22 - Sex Marks the Spot

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Jul 28, 2011

Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.

6.91

33 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#23 - Butt Genie

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired May 19, 2011

Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.

6.91

32 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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#24 - Pleasure Cruise

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Jan 12, 2012

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

6.91

32 votes

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#25 - Panda Hat

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Dec 2, 2010

Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!

6.88

34 votes

Directors: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

Writers: Ed Skudder & Zack Keller

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