The BEST episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dick Figures!
Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.
#1 - Kung Fu Winners
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
#2 - First Day of Cool
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2012
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
#3 - Terminate-Her
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2011
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
#4 - The Fart Knight Rises
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/2012
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
#5 - Freshman 15
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/28/2012
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
#6 - Pussy Magnet
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
#7 - Modern Flame War 3
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
#8 - We're Cops!
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/11/2011
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
#9 - Zombies & Shotguns
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/21/2011
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
#10 - Kitty Amazing
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/2011
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
#11 - OMG
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/2011
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
#12 - Brain Switch
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/29/2011
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
#13 - Robot Frog
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/1/2012
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
#14 - The Red Devil
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/14/2012
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."
#15 - Ocho Muerte
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/17/2012
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
#16 - Taco Tuesday
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2012
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
#17 - Losing Streakers
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2012
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
#18 - Pleasure Cruise
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2012
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
#19 - Zeusbag
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
#20 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
#21 - Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/25/2011
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
#22 - Y U So Meme?
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2011
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
#23 - Fang Angels
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/16/2011
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
#24 - Butt Genie
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2011
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
#25 - Camp Anarchy
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.