The BEST episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dick Figures!
Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.
#1 - Terminate-Her
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2011
Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.
#2 - Kung Fu Winners
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012
When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.
#3 - First Day of Cool
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/31/2012
Witness the birth of Red and Blue's friendship, and the death of everyone else.
#4 - Modern Flame War 3
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011
After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.
#5 - Pussy Magnet
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/19/2012
To help Blue lubricate his limp game, Red shares his three-step plan for getting fore-play started again.
#6 - We're Cops!
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/11/2011
After taking Blue on a joy ride, Red tells the Five-0 to lick his donuts and suck his penal code.
#7 - Zombies & Shotguns
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/21/2011
During a visit to the local MaulMart, Red struggles to crack open some finger food, while Zombies go after much larger body parts.
#8 - Freshman 15
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/28/2012
Red attempts the impossible "Freshman 15" challenge of boning 15 freshman chicks in one night. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
#9 - Kitty Amazing
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/24/2011
Red and Blue are witness to the horrors of 'Apocalypse Meow.'
#10 - OMG
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/27/2011
Red and Blue will plant this episode in your subconscious and then cover it in their own fertilizer.
#11 - The Fart Knight Rises
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/12/2012
Batman and the Bloser are hired to protect the Olympics... right at Tea Time. Cheery-uh-oh. Featuring a cameo by Thomas "TomSka" Ridgewell as the villainous sidekick "Mash"!
#12 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011
Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.
#13 - Role Playas
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/10/2011
Cerulean (aka Blue) hopes to gain +4 charisma points by saving Pinkcess from the Evil King Richard Figures the Long Shaft.
#14 - Trouble Date
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/10/2011
Blue and Pink's romantic meal is ruined when Red gets his salad tossed. Sacré Blue!
#15 - Taco Tuesday
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/3/2012
After being caught trying to dine and dash at an Italian restaurant, Red and Blue are-a forced-a to-a deliver-a pizza-a to some hungry drunk bitches. Molto Bene!
#16 - Flame War
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/16/2010
Red and Blue turn a simple video game shopping spree into a black-ops killing spree.
#17 - Steakosaurus
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/13/2011
Red and Blue decide to feed themselves the old-fashioned way - hunting, killing and time-traveling.
#18 - Fang Angels
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/16/2011
Blue is placed under house arrest by the Fang Angels, while Red plots a heroic escape.
#19 - Attack of the Pwns
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/24/2011
Space... the season finale frontier... where the forces of evil (Blue) battle the forces of evil-er (Red) for dominion over the galaxy or a frozen burrito or whatever.
#20 - Brain Switch
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/29/2011
The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.
#21 - Sex Marks the Spot
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/28/2011
Red pulls a map from the magical Porcelain Throne, as he and Blue become the Raiders of the Lost Fart.
#22 - Butt Genie
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/19/2011
Red and Blue's hamster Flufferz passes away, but not before passing a magical teapot out his poop hole.
#23 - Y U So Meme?
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/14/2011
Aww Yea! Full of rage, Red tracks down TROLLz0r, a Flame War gamer who is forever kicking his ass.
#24 - Zeusbag
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011
Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.
#25 - Panda Hat
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/2/2010
Red got bar in a drunk and made a birthday party by him own self! Whooooooooooo!
Want to see the rest of the rankings?
Episode Ninja is a small business run by one person.
Pro memberships help fund servers and new feature development!