The BEST episodes of Dick Figures season 3

Every episode of Dick Figures season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dick Figures season 3!

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

Last Updated: 11/13/2024Network: YouTubeStatus: Ended
Terminate-Her
star
8.85
33 votes

#1 - Terminate-Her

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/20/2011

Watch this episode if you want to live! At a Halloween party, Red dresses up as a T-800, while Blue meets a girl who wants to 69.

Directors: Ed Skudder
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Kung Fu Winners
star
8.67
33 votes

#2 - Kung Fu Winners

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/26/2012

When ninja a-holes steal Blue's girlfriend, Red's called in to defuse the situation -- WITH MOTHERF***ING JUMP KICKS.

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Modern Flame War 3
star
8.00
34 votes

#3 - Modern Flame War 3

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/3/2011

After an internet outage, Red and Blue team up again with TROLLz0r to unload their weapons while searching for the perfect pair of bazookas.

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Adventures of Batman & The Bloser
star
7.09
34 votes

#4 - Adventures of Batman & The Bloser

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/22/2011

Red and Blue (as Batman and Bloser) must stop Earl Grey from teabagging the world and turning it into black and white (just like his native country), despite Blue saying that the world is already grey.

Directors: Ed Skudder
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Brain Switch
star
6.94
33 votes

#5 - Brain Switch

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/29/2011

The only thing worse than Red's brain in Red's body is Red's brain in Blue's body. Well, for Blue at least. When the pair accidentally swaps brains shit gets crazy as they try to take over the other's life... poorly.

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Zeusbag
star
6.88
32 votes

#6 - Zeusbag

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/1/2011

Red and Blue accept Zeus' challenge, hoping to become Greek gods like Uranus, Nympho and Phallus.

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Pleasure Cruise
star
6.85
33 votes

#7 - Pleasure Cruise

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2012

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

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Planet Asshole
star
6.12
33 votes

#8 - Planet Asshole

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2011

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

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Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
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6.12
34 votes

#9 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2011

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

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Real Dudes Bros Night Man
star
6.09
33 votes

#10 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2011

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Directors: Ed Skudder
Writer: Ed Skudder
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