Dick Figures

The WORST episodes of Dick Figures

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

Last Updated: 6/25/2022Network: YouTube
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GTA Pacific Grim
star
3.00
3 votes

#1 - GTA Pacific Grim

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013

Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!

DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party
star
3.50
2 votes

#2 - DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2014

Hardcore Chore
star
4.00
2 votes

#3 - Hardcore Chore

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2013

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores… in the most hardcore manner possible.

Red Planet
star
4.50
2 votes

#4 - Red Planet

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2014

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover.

Das Vidiamond
star
4.50
2 votes

#5 - Das Vidiamond

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2014

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.

Snowjob
star
5.00
1 votes

#6 - Snowjob

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013

A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.

A Hobbit of Thrones
star
5.00
2 votes

#7 - A Hobbit of Thrones

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2014

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.

Chick Figures
star
5.00
3 votes

#8 - Chick Figures

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2014

In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…

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Happy Birthdump
star
5.33
3 votes

#9 - Happy Birthdump

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/18/2014

Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.

Trash God
star
6.00
1 votes

#10 - Trash God

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/14/2014

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.

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Lord Tourette's Syndrome
star
6.06
33 votes

#11 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2011

Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.

Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
star
6.09
33 votes

#12 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011

Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.

Real Dudes Bros Night Man
star
6.09
33 votes

#13 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2011

On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.

Directors: Ed Skudder
Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
star
6.12
34 votes

#14 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2011

Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.

Ballad of Lord Tourettes
star
6.12
34 votes

#15 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/5/2012

A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.

Planet Asshole
star
6.12
33 votes

#16 - Planet Asshole

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2011

After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.

Traffic Jams
star
6.14
35 votes

#17 - Traffic Jams

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2010

Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.

A Bee or Something
star
6.18
39 votes

#18 - A Bee or Something

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/18/2010

Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.

Robot Frog
star
6.72
32 votes

#19 - Robot Frog

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/1/2012

Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.

Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)
star
6.82
33 votes

#20 - Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/25/2011

Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!

Ocho Muerte
star
6.82
34 votes

#21 - Ocho Muerte

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/17/2012

Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."

Camp Anarchy
star
6.85
33 votes

#22 - Camp Anarchy

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011

Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.

Pleasure Cruise
star
6.85
33 votes

#23 - Pleasure Cruise

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2012

Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.

Losing Streakers
star
6.85
34 votes

#24 - Losing Streakers

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2012

A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.

The Red Devil
star
6.85
34 votes

#25 - The Red Devil

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/14/2012

Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."