The WORST episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Dick Figures!
Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.
#1 - GTA Pacific Grim
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013
Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!
#2 - DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2014
#4 - Das Vidiamond
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2014
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.
#6 - Chick Figures
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2014
In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…
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Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/18/2014
Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.
#10 - Snowjob
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013
A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.
#11 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2011
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
#12 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2011
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
#13 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
#14 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/5/2012
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
#15 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2011
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
#17 - Traffic Jams
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2010
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
#18 - A Bee or Something
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/18/2010
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
#20 - Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/25/2011
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
#23 - Camp Anarchy
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
#24 - Losing Streakers
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2012
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.