The WORST episodes of Dick Figures
Every episode of Dick Figures ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Dick Figures!
Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.
#1 - GTA Pacific Grim
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013
Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!
#2 - DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2014
#3 - Hardcore Chore
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2013
Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores… in the most hardcore manner possible.
#4 - Das Vidiamond
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2014
The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.
#5 - Red Planet
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2014
Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover.
#6 - Chick Figures
Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2014
In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…
#7 - A Hobbit of Thrones
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2014
A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.
#8 - Happy Birthdump
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/18/2014
Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.
#9 - Trash God
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/14/2014
While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.
#10 - Snowjob
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013
A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.
#11 - A Bee or Something
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/18/2010
Blue got dumped. He's having a bad day. Red's voice becomes auto-tuned. Now Blue is having a worse day.
#12 - Lord Tourette's Syndrome
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/2/2011
Having lost his prized possession, Lord Tourettes enlists Red and Blue to help put the hat back on his head, and the potty back in his mouth.
#13 - Real Dudes Bros Night Man
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2011
On poker night, Red, Blue and the gang all prove that manliness isn't measured in inches, but in epic tales of man-might and cocksmanship.
#14 - Captain Red Rum & The Pina Colada Armada
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/30/2011
Red and Blue make dat ass kraken in a high seas showdown with Pink's bountiful treasures.
#15 - Ballad of Lord Tourettes
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/5/2012
A day in the life of Lord Tourettes is a scary FUCKING thing! Swear-along as he sings all about it.
#16 - Chug-A-Chug-A-Brew-Brew
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/15/2011
Holy smokes! It's a rip-roarin' Red Drunk Redemption! After a tipsy night of guzzling the devil's water, Red railroads Blue into a High Plains, bare-knuckle booze brawl.
#17 - Planet Asshole
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2011
After Red burns his black hole with a scorching burrito, he and Blue offer hungry aliens painful advice on pregnancy, relaxation and face washing.
#18 - Traffic Jams
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/30/2010
Red slowly drives Blue insane in the fast lane to nowhere.
#19 - Robot Frog
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/1/2012
Blue might be getting dumped. He's about to have a bad day. Red won't stop singing. Blue's problems are only beginning.
#20 - Bath Rhymes (Official Music Video)
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/25/2011
Alright partyrockers, keep your pants on... the Official Music Video for "Bath Rhymes" is finally here! Like it, love it, marry it, grow old and die with it. Made by the fans, for the fans. Several hundred animation submissions were combined into an uber-video for the two greatest colors on the planet: Red and Blue. Sit back, relax, and turn up that bass!
#21 - Ocho Muerte
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/17/2012
Blue's about to get laid. Then Red appears and shows off his "Ocho Muerte." Let's just say it's big, slimy, and rhymes with "octopus."
#22 - Pleasure Cruise
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/12/2012
Cruisin' and boozin' on the open ocean, Red and Blue must act fast before someone drops a bomb on the poop deck.
#23 - Camp Anarchy
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/5/2011
Red has a blast while reigniting childhood memories with Blue at their childhood camp. He also has a blast igniting dynamite.
#24 - Losing Streakers
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/5/2012
A gambling roadtrip to win rent money turns into a wild, winner-takes-all night of drunken, pooping, streaking buffoonery.
#25 - The Red Devil
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/14/2012
Red and Blue become accidental banditos in the mysterious land of tacos and burritos known as "Mexico."