The BEST episodes of Dick Figures season 5

Every episode of Dick Figures season 5, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dick Figures season 5!

Two dysfunctional, satrical twin friends, Red & Blue both go on exciting adventures which involves mostly sex appeal.

Last Updated: 11/13/2024Network: YouTubeStatus: Ended
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6.00
2 votes

#1 - Snowjob

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013

A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.

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6.00
2 votes

#2 - Trash God

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/14/2014

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.

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6.00
4 votes

#3 - Happy Birthdump

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/18/2014

Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.

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5.67
3 votes

#4 - A Hobbit of Thrones

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2014

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.

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5.25
4 votes

#5 - Chick Figures

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2014

In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…

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5.00
3 votes

#6 - Red Planet

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2014

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover.

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5.00
3 votes

#7 - Das Vidiamond

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2014

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.

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4.00
2 votes

#8 - Hardcore Chore

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2013

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores… in the most hardcore manner possible.

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4.00
3 votes

#9 - DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2014

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3.50
4 votes

#10 - GTA Pacific Grim

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013

Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!

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