The BEST episodes of Dick Figures season 5

#1 - Snowjob

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2013

A freak snowstorm cuts power to the town and turns Red into a living snowman… who has to pee really badly. Blue and Pink must find a way to break him free before his bladder explodes.

#2 - Trash God

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/14/2014

While trying to rid their apartment of an ant infestation, Red and Blue are shrunk down to insect-size! The ants revere Red as their “Trash God” because of how dirty he is. Ant-hilarity ensues.

#3 - Happy Birthdump

Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/18/2014

Red and Blue get terrible food poisoning from their favorite Mexican restaurant. It’s a race to see if they can get to a toilet before shit literally hits the fan.

#4 - A Hobbit of Thrones

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/24/2014

A The Hobbit/Game of Thrones mash-up where the characters argue which franchise is better while incredibly high on pot-brownies. But disaster strikes when people start making up their own D&D rules.

#5 - Chick Figures

Season 5 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/29/2014

In this gender-bending episode, all the characters switch their sexual orientation. Red becomes a girl named Scarlet. Blue becomes Lavender. You get the picture. Our two heroines travel to a house party in hopes of finally… making loooooveeeee…

#6 - Red Planet

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/10/2014

Red and Blue win two free plane tickets in a cereal box give-away but accidentally board a rocketship instead. They crash-land on Mars and must deal with the planet’s only, and most annoying, inhabitant: the Mars Rover.

#7 - Das Vidiamond

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/8/2014

The episode starts with Red and Blue tied up by the Russian mob who threatens to kill them unless they remember where they hid the Das Vidiamond Vodka! Through a series of black-out flash-backs we see what the hell happened the night before.

#8 - Hardcore Chore

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2013

Red loses a bet to Blue and is forced to do all of his chores… in the most hardcore manner possible.

#9 - DFTM Fan Music Video feat. Ninja Sex Party

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/4/2014

#10 - GTA Pacific Grim

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2013

Red and Blue play the new video game, GTA: Pacific Grim, but don’t realize they’re actually controlling a giant mech that’s terrorizing their town!