The BEST episodes of Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Every episode of Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy!

The series consists of comic cartoon shorts unrelated to each other and was released on Seth MacFacrlane's YouTube channel: SethComedy. The series was originally sponsored by Burger King, with videos even appearing on their official channel. The series is similar to the "cutaway gags" of MacFarlane's TV series Family Guy.

Last Updated: 12/28/2023Network: YouTubeStatus: Ended
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The Bartender Says...
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7.80
5 votes

#1 - The Bartender Says...

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/5/2009

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Name That Animal Penis!
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7.75
4 votes

#2 - Name That Animal Penis!

Season 1 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/12/2009

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

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The Frog Prince
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7.60
5 votes

#3 - The Frog Prince

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/30/2008

The story of The Frog Prince gets perverted.

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Sheep Shearing
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7.50
4 votes

#4 - Sheep Shearing

Season 1 - Episode 49 - Aired 5/12/2009

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

A Fat Guy Working Out
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7.33
3 votes

#5 - A Fat Guy Working Out

Season 1 - Episode 28 - Aired 5/12/2009

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

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Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve
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7.00
4 votes

#6 - Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/22/2008

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu.

Sex with... 2
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7.00
3 votes

#7 - Sex with... 2

Season 1 - Episode 35 - Aired 5/12/2009

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney, Gilbert Gottfried, A Midget, Optimus Prime.

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The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality
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7.00
4 votes

#8 - The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

Season 1 - Episode 37 - Aired 5/12/2009

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Things You Never Hear
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6.75
4 votes

#9 - Things You Never Hear

Season 1 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/23/2009

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

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Super Mario Rescues the Princess
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6.56
9 votes

#10 - Super Mario Rescues the Princess

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/10/2008

Mario saves Princess Peach, but the situation devolves into an argument when Peach refuses to give Mario a kiss as thanks.

First AIDS Victim
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6.50
4 votes

#11 - First AIDS Victim

Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/12/2009

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision
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6.50
4 votes

#12 - Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

Season 1 - Episode 36 - Aired 5/12/2009

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

Sex with... 3
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6.50
4 votes

#13 - Sex with... 3

Season 1 - Episode 39 - Aired 5/12/2009

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator, A Tube of Toothpaste, A Redneck, A Sheep.

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Beavers: Assholes of the Forest
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6.33
3 votes

#14 - Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/21/2009

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

A Gay Knight
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6.33
3 votes

#15 - A Gay Knight

Season 1 - Episode 29 - Aired 5/12/2009

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

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Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die
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6.33
3 votes

#16 - Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

Season 1 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/12/2009

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question "What do I do now?"

A Dog On The $25,000 Pyramid
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6.25
12 votes

#17 - A Dog On The $25,000 Pyramid

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/10/2008

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

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Adopted
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6.25
4 votes

#18 - Adopted

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/21/2008

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

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Cat Staff Meeting
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6.25
4 votes

#19 - Cat Staff Meeting

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/19/2008

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Mad Cow Disease
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6.25
4 votes

#20 - Mad Cow Disease

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 1/27/2009

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

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Mountain Climber
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6.20
5 votes

#21 - Mountain Climber

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/12/2009

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen
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6.00
4 votes

#22 - A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/29/2008

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Sex with...
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6.00
3 votes

#23 - Sex with...

Season 1 - Episode 27 - Aired 5/12/2009

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu, A Folk Singer, A Necrophiliac, A Trapeze Artist.

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Small Talk with Aunt Helen
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6.00
4 votes

#24 - Small Talk with Aunt Helen

Season 1 - Episode 47 - Aired 5/12/2009

Aunt Helen talks to her grandson about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave
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5.75
4 votes

#25 - What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

Season 1 - Episode 50 - Aired 5/12/2009

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.