The BEST Episodes of Monkey Dust

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Feb 2, 2020

Network: BBC Three

A cutting edge comedy animation painting a fabulously warped satirical view of Britain ... Welcome to your very own urban nightmare - a nocturnal world populated by the sad, the lonely and the emotionally crippled on the wrong side of sunlight. Its' satirical targets range across the whole spectrum of Cruel Britannia from dysfunctional families to heartless government departments.

Episode 3

#1 - Episode 3

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired Jan 18, 2005

Bono and Nelson Mandela campaign for Ivan Dobsky's release; celebrity mum Fran Chappell cuts a single; and a top international terrorist arrives in West Bromwich to train Omar, Abdul and Shafiq.

star 9.00
36 votes
Episode 5

#2 - Episode 5

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Dec 2, 2003

A gambling addict pawns his daughter's possessions; The CIA close in on the Khans; An actor complains about a pretentious French film; The yuppies discuss holidaying in France.

star 8.25
8 votes
Episode 1

#3 - Episode 1

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired Jan 4, 2005

The Paedofinder-General crashes a school disco; Omar, Abdul and Shafiq threaten their local council; and Brad Pitt stars as Ivan Dobsky in a Hollywood biopic.

star 8.20
40 votes
Episode 5

#4 - Episode 5

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Feb 1, 2005

Abdul and Shafiq go to Iraq; the Yuppies move to the country; and the Paedofinder-General gets a job processing family photos in Snippy-Snaps.

star 8.11
37 votes
Episode 4

#5 - Episode 4

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Nov 25, 2003

The Controller lectures about the dangers of truth; The yuppies discuss swinging; A career councilor discusses job opportunities at Lower Hill comprehensive school.

star 8.09
11 votes
Episode 4

#6 - Episode 4

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired Jan 25, 2005

The Paedofinder-General goes to the seaside; MI5 begin a surveillance operation in West Bromwich; and celebrity mum Fran Chappell has a nasty shock.

star 8.00
38 votes
Episode 6

#7 - Episode 6

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Feb 8, 2005

The Paedofinder-General officiates at a wedding; the police raid the Khans' house; and Noodles the rabbit gets his revenge.

star 8.00
35 votes
Episode 3

#8 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 17, 2003

Hugh Grant meets Julia Roberts in a fictional area of London called Curtisland; The yuppies play a game of Russian roulette; Ivan Dobsky murders social commentator Stuart Maconie to get back into prison.

star 7.98
46 votes
Episode 2

#9 - Episode 2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 10, 2003

An advertisement firm helps the church change its image with the help of lord Byron; The yuppies discuss the WW2 bomb they have in their home; Geoff gets arrested for lewd behavior in a local toilet.

star 7.93
75 votes
Episode 6

#10 - Episode 6

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Dec 9, 2003

The yuppies discuss cannibalism; A man takes his wife to a restaurant for there anniversary; A gambling addict gets help from ex-footballer Tony Adams; The khans prepare for a suicide bombing.

star 7.88
8 votes
Episode 1

#11 - Episode 1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 3, 2003

Lord Byron helps the fire brigade think up a new slogan; Jerry Bruckhammer's movie adaption of the diary of Anne Frank; Ivan Dobsky is released from prison and meets up with an old lady - with fatal results.

star 7.82
118 votes
Episode 6

#12 - Episode 6

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 10, 2003

DJ Dr Fox gets tortured; A police negotiator receives a awkward phone call; Ivan Dobsky has his precious space hopper Mr Hoppy taken from him and replaced by a skateboard.

star 7.53
45 votes
Episode 1

#13 - Episode 1

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 4, 2003

The Controller creates a new reality TV show; Peadofinder - General crashes a game show; Jerry Bruckhammer's movie adaption of the Crusades.

star 7.43
40 votes
Episode 4

#14 - Episode 4

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 24, 2003

Ivan Dobsky is released from prison and meets up with a fellow released prisoner called the canal killer; The yuppies discuss football; David Badiel is invited to go into space by NASA.

star 7.39
46 votes
Episode 3

#15 - Episode 3

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Nov 18, 2003

The Controller holds a lavish party; Lord Byron tries to think up a farewell message for a colleague; Geoff finally meets a partner; Ivan Dobsky gets married to an obsessed fan.

star 7.39
41 votes
Episode 5

#16 - Episode 5

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 3, 2003

Singer Robbie Williams agrees to go to Brazil as a goodwill ambassador for UNICEF; Ivan Dobsky is released from prison and thinks he is back in the 1970s; David Baddiel becomes a England football player.

star 7.37
46 votes
Episode 2

#17 - Episode 2

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Jan 11, 2005

Omar, Abdul and Shafiq plan a celebrity assassination; the Paedofinder-General gatecrashes a school nativity play; and Ivan Dobsky is released for Christmas – with fatal consequences.

star 7.31
39 votes
Episode 2

#18 - Episode 2

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 11, 2003

Geoff goes to Brazil for the annual gay Mardi Gras; A TV show tries to prove Ivan Dobsky's innocence.

star 7.26
39 votes