The BEST episodes of Royal Crackers
Every episode of Royal Crackers ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Royal Crackers!
An animated series that follows two brothers: Stebe, a family man with a wife and child; and Theo Jr., a single, bass guitar player trying to relive his glory days. Together they reside in their comatose father’s house waiting for him to die (which he never does) so they can inherit his cracker company empire.
#1 - Fight for J. Davis High
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/1/2024
When Royal Crackers gets removed from school lunch for a more healthy alternative, it polarizes the town. Battle lines are drawn, and the Hornsbys find themselves fighting a war they don't know if they can win
#2 - Dog
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/3/2024
Matt brings home a stray dog that keeps attacking Theodore Sr. Meanwhile, in the past, Young Theodore's empire begins to crumble.
#3 - Prison
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/26/2024
Stebe gets sent to white collar prison, where he quickly becomes one of the most popular inmates. However, when Theo gets locked up too, Stebe's position as the 'cool guy' comes under threat.
#4 - Rachel
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/19/2024
Rachel is tasked with saving the company, but when she's called to a meeting with her family, she has to decide if she wants to save the company, or all of humanity.
#5 - MALL
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/12/2024
The Bakersfield Mall grand reopening quickly turns into a bloodbath because there's a haunted escalator that wants to exact revenge on Stebe.
#6 - Tracker
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/5/2024
After Matt embarrasses the family, Stebe and Theo decide to discipline him the way their father used to, by leaving him to fend for himself in the middle of nowhere.
#7 - Bidai
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/29/2024
When a King from half a world away invites the remaining members of TainT to perform for him, Theo, Stebe and Moey D, end up getting ensnared in a spy mission that tests their allegiances to Nu-Metal and puts all of their lives at risk.
#9 - Mycycle
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/15/2024
Deb's new found love of riding her exercise bike drives a wedge between her and Stebe. Theo's attempt to bond with his father fails, turning him into a vulnerable mess.
#11 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/2/2023
Tragedy strikes the Hornsby family when their beloved patriarch and founder of Royal Crackers, Theodore Hornsby Sr., falls into a ‘super coma’.
#12 - Craftopia
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/21/2023
When Matt's computer is destroyed by an internet prankster named Zane, he takes a job at Royal Crackers to save enough money to buy a replacement.
#13 - CrackerCon
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/14/2023
It's time for the team to head to beautiful Primm, Nevada and attend the Super Bowl for global snack food companies, "CrackerCon."
#14 - Casa de Darby
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/7/2023
The Hornsby's head to Burbank, California when Stebe lands Royal Crackers a lucrative brand integration deal with a very popular Latin American sitcom, Casa De Papa.
#16 - Mayworth
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/23/2023
A botched birthday party makes Theodore Hornsby Sr. recount a troubling event from his past.
#17 - Business Mom
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/2023
Deb becomes the target of intense internet backlash after an altercation at the local grocery store earns her widespread infamy.
#18 - Stebe
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/9/2023
When Theo's old charismatic friend and former bandmate shows up unexpectedly at the Hornsby Manor, Stebe is thrown into a full-blown identity crisis.
#19 - Factory 37
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/3/2023
Royal Crackers’ most profitable factory is due for an inspection, but when a brand new no-nonsense health inspector arrives, the team has to work extra hard to make sure Factory 37 is up to code.
#20 - Theo's Comeback Tour
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/2/2023
Theo kicks off his solo career by going on a world tour. Meanwhile, back at the Hornsby Manor, Stebe and Deb take the opportunity to experiment with hard drugs.