The BEST episodes of South Park season 9

Every episode of South Park season 9, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of South Park season 9!

South Park is an animated series featuring four boys who live in the Colorado town of South Park, which is beset by frequent odd occurrences. The show grew out of a short film that Trey Parker and Matt Stone created called The Spirit of Christmas, and has become an award-winning show that is a unique blend of humor and satire.

Last Updated: 10/11/2024Network: Comedy CentralStatus: Continuing
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Marjorine
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8.25
1554 votes

#1 - Marjorine

Season 9 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/26/2005

The 4th grade girls are having a sleepover. It’s imperative that the boys find out what goes on behind those closed doors. Butters is picked to be the boy who must fake his death, become a girl and infiltrate this age-old feminine tradition.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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The Death of Eric Cartman
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8.16
1811 votes

#2 - The Death of Eric Cartman

Season 9 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/13/2005

Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead. Although his parents have made it clear to him there are no such things as ghosts, Butters is sure one is haunting him. Butters knows he has to give up his ghost pal or be put into a mental institution.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow
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8.12
1504 votes

#3 - Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/19/2005

A global warming state of emergency is declared in South Park. The world’s largest beaver dam breaks and floods the adjacent town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, everyone in South Park tackles priority number one: who is to blame? Only Stan and Cartman know who’s really at fault.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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The Losing Edge
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8.10
1646 votes

#4 - The Losing Edge

Season 9 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/6/2005

If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Die Hippie, Die
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8.03
1646 votes

#5 - Die Hippie, Die

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/16/2005

Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Trapped in the Closet
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8.03
1594 votes

#6 - Trapped in the Closet

Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 11/16/2005

Religious leaders recognize Stan as the second coming and a whole soap opera unfolds with the help of a famous R&B singer. The results of Stan’s personality test reveal that he’s depressed. While Stan looks to a new religion for answers, the church leaders recognize Stan as the second coming. Some A-List Hollywood celebrities join the faithful who have set up camp right in front of Stan’s house.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Ginger Kids
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7.87
1537 votes

#7 - Ginger Kids

Season 9 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/9/2005

Cartman suffers from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Free Willzyx
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7.85
1360 votes

#8 - Free Willzyx

Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 11/30/2005

A “talking” whale inspires the fourth-graders to risk everything to return him to his family. With the police on their tails, the boys enlist the help of a foreign government and embark upon an adventure you’ll not soon forget. One in which the boys learn just how far you would go for a friend.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Best Friends Forever
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7.79
1697 votes

#9 - Best Friends Forever

Season 9 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/30/2005

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest portable gaming device and Cartman can’t deal with it. Will they remain best friends forever?

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Bloody Mary
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7.74
1566 votes

#10 - Bloody Mary

Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 12/7/2005

Stan is embarrassed in front of his friends when his dad gets pulled over for drunk driving. In a neighboring town, a bleeding statue of Mary is discovered and the faithful are flocking to the site hoping to be healed. Stan’s dad is sure the bleeding Virgin can cure him of his disease.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Follow That Egg
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7.66
1219 votes

#11 - Follow That Egg

Season 9 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/2/2005

Mrs. Garrison realizes he still has feelings for Mr. Slave. But, Mr. Slave has moved on. He plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill. Mrs. Garrison leads the charge against gay marriage.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Wing
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7.62
1284 votes

#12 - Wing

Season 9 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/23/2005

As talent agents, Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny can bank 10% of their client’s earnings. After they pool all their resources to impress their one and only client, another agency steals him away. Desperate to earn their money back, they take on another client with plans to launch her on a new reality show.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Erection Day
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7.55
1620 votes

#13 - Erection Day

Season 9 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/20/2005

All the kids are getting ready for the big South Park Elementary Talent Show and Jimmy can’t wait to perform his new comedy routines. But lately, just like generations of little boys before him, Jimmy’s noticed that one of his body parts has a mind of its own. Knowing he can’t get up in front of the entire school in an excited state, Jimmy must find a way to gain control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the show.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina
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7.43
1387 votes

#14 - Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/9/2005

Mr. Garrison goes to great lengths to get what he’s always wanted…a sex change. As he enjoys his new womanly attributes, the rest of the town gets in touch with their inner feelings too. Meanwhile, Kyle wrestles with the fact that Jews just aren’t good at basketball.

Directors: Trey Parker
Writer: Trey Parker
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