The BEST episodes written by Patrick Meighan
#2 - The Simpsons Guy
Family Guy - Season 13 - Episode 1
The Griffins travel through Springfield, where they meet The Simpsons - who greet their new "albino" friends with open arms. Homer and Peter debate which is the better beer, Bart shows Stewie some classic pranks, Lisa attempts to find Meg's talent, while Marge and Lois become bosom buddies.
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#3 - Road to Germany
Family Guy - Season 7 - Episode 3
Mort Goldman accidentally steps into Stewie's time machine and goes back in time to 1939 Poland, and Brian and Stewie follow to retrieve him. When they find him, the Nazis invade and Mort is taken to Germany, where Stewie and Brian must go to save him, as well as find a way back to the present.
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Family Guy - Season 12 - Episode 8
Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
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#7 - Farmer Guy
Family Guy - Season 11 - Episode 20
The Griffins move to a farm, where Peter starts a drug business.
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#8 - Road to Rupert
Family Guy - Season 5 - Episode 9
Brian sells Rupert at a garage sale. Stewie, who is upset with Brian, takes him cross country to Colorado to find his beloved teddy, and ends up having a ski-off to win back Rupert. Meanwhile, Peter loses his license, so Meg has to drive him around.
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#9 - Tea Peter
Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 21
When city hall threatens to close Peter's business, he joins the Tea Party and campaigns to shut down the government.
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#10 - German Guy
Family Guy - Season 9 - Episode 11
On the search to find a new hobby, Chris meets a puppeteer named Franz, an old friend of Herbert’s.
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#11 - No Chris Left Behind
Family Guy - Season 5 - Episode 16
After Chris is expelled from school, he is sent to a boarding school that his grandfather Carter attended, but Chris doesn't exactly fit in. Meanwhile, the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
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#12 - Thanksgiving
Family Guy - Season 10 - Episode 6
Lois cooks a big Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole crew over for dinner, and Joe is shocked when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns from Iraq.
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#13 - Jerome is the New Black
Family Guy - Season 8 - Episode 7
Peter and the guys interview potential friends to fill the vacancy left by Cleveland. Meanwhile, Brian discovers that Quagmire hates him.
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#14 - Quagmire's Baby
Family Guy - Season 8 - Episode 6
Father doesn't know best when Quagmire assumes responsibility for a baby Peter finds who looks just like him. Meanwhile, Stewie clones himself.
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#15 - Coma Guy
Family Guy - Season 18 - Episode 17
With a newfound love for rocking out to Van Halen, Peter gets in a car accident and falls into a coma.
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#16 - Carter and Tricia
Family Guy - Season 15 - Episode 8
Carter buys the Pawtucket Patriot brewery and decides to cut some corners to save a few bucks. Peter overhears the plan and runs and tells investigative journalist Tricia Takanawa about Carter's plan to use toxic chemicals in the beer cans. Meanwhile, Brian's drivers' license has expired and he enlists Stewie as an instructor.
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#17 - Bri, Robot
Family Guy - Season 17 - Episode 12
Brian worries about the legacy he's leaving behind, so Stewie makes a robot duplicate as a living biography.
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#18 - Peterotica
Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 24
After reading an erotic novel, Peter gets the idea to write one himself. Carter gets sued for publishing Peter's book on tape and loses all his money, where he is forced to become a middle-class citizen. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to train for the Olympics.
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#19 - 420
Family Guy - Season 7 - Episode 12
Brian and Stewie attempt to rally Quahog to try and legalize marijuana.
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#20 - Veteran Guy
Family Guy - Season 16 - Episode 14
After Peter and the guys get caught pretending to be military veterans and are found guilty of the Stolen Valor Act, a judge sentences them to join the U.S. Coast Guard.
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#21 - Stewie's First Word
Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 1
Stewie finally says his first word, and it's a swear. When Lois is shunned by the other moms, she tries to figure out where Stewie could have possibly learned it.
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#22 - 8 Simple Rules for Buying my Teenage Daughter
Family Guy - Season 4 - Episode 8
Peter runs up his tab at Mort’s Pharmacy. When he doesn’t have the money to pay, he decides to sell Meg to the Goldmans. Neil is dating another girl which makes Meg jealous, and Stewie falls in love with Liddane, his new babysitter. Also the one where they all get sick.
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#23 - Peter, Chris, & Brian
Family Guy - Season 14 - Episode 5
Peter gets a check in the mail from the sale of his mother's home and he remembers that all of his old porn is still in there. When he returns to retrieve his stash, he finds a "to Peter from Peter" tape and realizes that his life has amounted to nothing. Reeling from his own failures, Peter then attempts to fix Chris before it's too late, and forces his son to spend time with Brian.
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#24 - 80's Guy
Family Guy - Season 20 - Episode 4
Impelled by nostalgia, Peter recreates movie scenes from his favorite decade. Stewie and Doug compete to retrieve a Frisbee stuck at the top of the jungle gym.
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#26 - Trump Guy
Family Guy - Season 17 - Episode 11
The Griffins move to Washington D.C. where Peter is hired as the new White House Press Secretary.
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#27 - Lawyer Guy
Family Guy - Season 20 - Episode 13
Peter hires the town’s new lawyer, Brick Baker, to represent him in litigation against his new neighbor…who turns out to be Brick. Meanwhile, Brian and Stewie become lobstermen and save Rupert from the perils of the deep.
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#28 - CutawayLand
Family Guy - Season 19 - Episode 4
Peter and Lois accidentally set up a cutaway gag together, which somehow transports them into the cutaway itself.
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#29 - Boston Stewie
Family Guy - Season 22 - Episode 6
Stewie tries to civilize his half-brother, Boston Stewie, so that he may be adopted. Meanwhile, Meg and Chris start a venture in which people online pay Chris to sit on and smash cupcakes.
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#30 - Love Story Guy
Family Guy - Season 21 - Episode 11
The guys recount their first true love stories, leading to parodies of "Castaway," "Dirty Dancing" and various Meg Ryan rom-coms.
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#31 - Excellence in Broadcasting
Family Guy - Season 9 - Episode 2
When Brian learns that Rush Limbaugh is going to be at the Quahog Mall for a book-signing, he decides to go down there and give him a piece of his left-wing mind. But when Rush unexpectedly comes to Brian's rescue, Brian has a political change of heart.
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