The BEST episodes of Family Guy season 12

Every episode of Family Guy season 12, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Family Guy season 12!

Sick, twisted, politically incorrect and Freakin' Sweet animated series featuring the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Bumbling Peter and long-suffering Lois have three kids. Stewie (a brilliant but sadistic baby bent on killing his mother and taking over the world), Meg (the oldest, and is the most unpopular girl in town) and Chris (the middle kid, he's not very bright but has a passion for movies). The final member of the family is Brian - a talking dog and much more than a pet, he keeps Stewie in check whilst sipping Martinis and sorting through his own life issues.

Last Updated: 11/2/2024Network: FOXStatus: Continuing
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7.57
2423 votes

#1 - Christmas Guy

Season 12 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/15/2013

Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.

Directors: Greg Colton
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Quagmire's Quagmire
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7.52
2526 votes

#2 - Quagmire's Quagmire

Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/3/2013

Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.

Directors: Pete Michels
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Meg Stinks!
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7.49
1682 votes

#3 - Meg Stinks!

Season 12 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/4/2014

Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.

Directors: Bob Bowen
Writer: Danny Smith
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Finders Keepers
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7.48
2585 votes

#4 - Finders Keepers

Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/2013

Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.

Directors: John Holmquist
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Grimm Job
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7.48
2150 votes

#5 - Grimm Job

Season 12 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/12/2014

Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.

Directors: Joe Vaux
Writer: Alec Sulkin
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Into Harmony's Way
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7.47
2287 votes

#6 - Into Harmony's Way

Season 12 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/8/2013

Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.

Directors: Brian Iles
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He's Bla-ack!
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7.47
1566 votes

#7 - He's Bla-ack!

Season 12 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/11/2014

Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.

Directors: Steve Robertson
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A Fistful of Meg
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7.47
2639 votes

#8 - A Fistful of Meg

Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2013

Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.

Directors: Joe Vaux
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Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
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7.46
2329 votes

#9 - Boopa-dee Bappa-dee

Season 12 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2013

Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.

Directors: Mike Kim
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7.45
2102 votes

#10 - Peter Problems

Season 12 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/5/2014

Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.

Directors: Bob Bowen
Writer: Teresa Hsiao
Watch Now:Apple TV
Chap Stewie
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7.45
1591 votes

#11 - Chap Stewie

Season 12 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/2014

Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.

Directors: Joe Vaux
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The Most Interesting Man in the World
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7.44
1638 votes

#12 - The Most Interesting Man in the World

Season 12 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/13/2014

After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.

Directors: Joseph Lee
Writer: Tom Devanney
Watch Now:Apple TV
Baby Got Black
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7.43
1583 votes

#13 - Baby Got Black

Season 12 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2014

Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.

Directors: Brian Iles
Watch Now:Apple TV
Herpe, the Love Sore
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7.41
1780 votes

#14 - Herpe, the Love Sore

Season 12 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/6/2014

Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam

Directors: Greg Colton
Watch Now:Apple TV
3 Acts of God
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7.36
1784 votes

#15 - 3 Acts of God

Season 12 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/16/2014

Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.

Directors: Bob Bowen
Writer: Alec Sulkin
Watch Now:Apple TV
Mom's the Word
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7.29
1877 votes

#16 - Mom's the Word

Season 12 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/9/2014

After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn. Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.

Directors: John Holmquist
Writer: Alec Sulkin
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Secondhand Spoke
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7.19
1869 votes

#17 - Secondhand Spoke

Season 12 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/30/2014

After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.

Directors: Julius Wu
Watch Now:Apple TV
Life of Brian
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7.18
2368 votes

#18 - Life of Brian

Season 12 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/24/2013

When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.

Directors: Joseph Lee
Writer: Alex Carter
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Fresh Heir
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7.16
1704 votes

#19 - Fresh Heir

Season 12 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/23/2014

Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

Directors: Mike Kim
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Brian's a Bad Father
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7.12
1856 votes

#20 - Brian's a Bad Father

Season 12 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/26/2014

When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter.

Directors: Jerry Langford
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Vestigial Peter
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7.10
2321 votes

#21 - Vestigial Peter

Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2013

When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.

Directors: Julius Wu
Writer: Brian Scully
Watch Now:Apple TV