The BEST episodes of Family Guy season 12
Every episode of Family Guy season 12, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Family Guy season 12!
A sick, twisted, and politically incorrect animated series following the adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family living in Quahog. Drunk goof Peter and long-suffering Lois are parents to three kids: sadistic Stewie, unpopular Meg, and not-so bright Chris, as well as talking dog Brian - who is much more than a pet. The Griffins navigate life's commodities and their selfish desires alongside the townspeople of Quahog.
#1 - A Fistful of Meg
Season 12 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/10/2013
Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.
#2 - Finders Keepers
Season 12 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/2013
Word that Peter believes a restaurant placemat is a treasure map pits the citizens of Quahog against each other as they search for the prize.
#3 - Into Harmony's Way
Season 12 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/8/2013
Fame gets to Peter's head when he and Quagmire form a singing/songwriting team.
#4 - Peter Problems
Season 12 - Episode 9 - Aired 1/5/2014
Peter asks Quagmire and Joe to help him get his mojo back.
#5 - Quagmire's Quagmire
Season 12 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/3/2013
Quagmire is excited to meet a woman with a sex drive equal to his own, until she kidnaps him to make him her sex slave; a love triangle forms between Stewie, Brian and Stewie's teddy bear.
#6 - Boopa-dee Bappa-dee
Season 12 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/17/2013
Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.
#7 - Grimm Job
Season 12 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/12/2014
Classic fairytales with a Quahog spin.
#8 - Herpe, the Love Sore
Season 12 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/6/2014
Brian gives Stewie an STD and the guys fight for a booth at the Clam
#9 - Christmas Guy
Season 12 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/15/2013
Peter fills Lois' dad with holiday spirit; Stewie tries to get the only thing he wants for Christmas.
#10 - The Most Interesting Man in the World
Season 12 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/13/2014
After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.
#11 - Meg Stinks!
Season 12 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/4/2014
Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.
#12 - Mom's the Word
Season 12 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/9/2014
After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn. Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.
#13 - 3 Acts of God
Season 12 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/16/2014
Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.
#14 - Chap Stewie
Season 12 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/18/2014
Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.
#15 - Baby Got Black
Season 12 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2014
Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.
#16 - Life of Brian
Season 12 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/24/2013
When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.
#17 - Fresh Heir
Season 12 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/23/2014
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
#18 - He's Bla-ack!
Season 12 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/11/2014
Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.
#19 - Vestigial Peter
Season 12 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2013
When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.
#20 - Brian's a Bad Father
Season 12 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/26/2014
When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter.
#21 - Secondhand Spoke
Season 12 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/30/2014
After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.