The BEST episodes of Married... with Children
Every episode of Married... with Children ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married... with Children!
This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.
#6 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/8/1995
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
#7 - Teacher Pets
Season 6 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/1992
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#12 - The Egg and I
Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/16/1992
Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#13 - The Unnatural
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1990
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#14 - Grime and Punishment
Season 11 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/20/1997
Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.Watch Now:AmazonApple TV
#16 - Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/30/1989
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?Watch Now:AmazonApple TV