The BEST Episodes of Married... with Children
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 18, 2019
This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.
#1 - The Stepford Peg
Season 11 - Episode 10
When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.
#3 - Teacher Pets
Season 6 - Episode 21
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
#4 - Get the Dodge Outta Hell
Season 9 - Episode 16
On their way to Wanker County, the Bundys stop at the car wash, where their Dodge disappears.
#5 - Luck of the Bundys
Season 8 - Episode 4
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
#6 - Ship Happens (1)
Season 9 - Episode 18
The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.
#7 - Get Outta Dodge
Season 8 - Episode 18
Al will get a new Viper for his Dodge if he lets people film a video of the Dodge crossing the 1 million mile mark. Meanwhile, Kelly tries to find Waldo.
#8 - I Can't Believe It's Butter
Season 10 - Episode 13
Al's friends get addicted to calling a woman named Butter at a 1-900 phone sex line, but Al finds out that the woman is Peg's mother.
#9 - The Godfather
Season 5 - Episode 13
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
#10 - The Dance Show
Season 5 - Episode 5
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
#11 - Oldies but Young 'Uns
Season 5 - Episode 17
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
#12 - No Pot to Pease In
Season 9 - Episode 9
Kelly reveals a bit too much about her family when she auditions for a part in a sitcom, and the producers base the new sitcom on the Bundy household.
#13 - Spring Break (1)
Season 10 - Episode 18
During Spring Break, Kelly and friends seduce Bud and friends' airline tickets and hotel reservations at Fort Lauderdale. Al, Jefferson, and Griff go to Fort Lauderdale to judge a bikini contest. When Marcy sees Jefferson and Al on a Spring Break TV special, she heads out to Fort Lauderdale with Bud and friends.
#14 - Al Goes to the Dogs
Season 10 - Episode 21
Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly interrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.
#15 - Lez Be Friends
Season 11 - Episode 21
Marcy becomes jealous when her lesbian cousin, Mandy, comes to visit.
#16 - The Egg and I
Season 6 - Episode 17
Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.
#17 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Season 7 - Episode 22
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
#18 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (1)
Season 11 - Episode 4
Al's Dodge starts sputtering so he sends the rest of the family to find a fuel pump for it while he recalls the good old days in his Dodge.
#19 - Requiem for a Chevyweight (2)
Season 11 - Episode 5
Al buries the Dodge and leases a new sports car. Meanwhile, Peggy digs up the Dodge so she can sell the engine.
#20 - Driving Mr. Boondy
Season 9 - Episode 2
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
#21 - Kelly's Gotta Habit
Season 11 - Episode 3
Kelly must sign a morals clause when she gets a commercial part playing a nun. Meanwhile, Al gets to be on Cops as Officer Dan's partner.
#22 - Calendar Girl
Season 10 - Episode 16
Al convinces Bud to make a calendar with beautiful women in order to win a rivalry.
#23 - Shoeless Al
Season 9 - Episode 25
Al can't wear shoes because of his phony lawsuit against the mall.
#24 - What Goes Around Came Around
Season 4 - Episode 18
Bud tries to get revenge on a girl who humiliated him years ago.
#25 - And Baby Makes Money
Season 5 - Episode 11
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.