The BEST episodes of Married... with Children
Every episode of Married... with Children ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married... with Children!
This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.
#1 - Damn Bundys
Season 11 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/28/1997
Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.
#2 - Bud on the Side
Season 11 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/13/1997
After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.
#3 - The Proposition
Season 7 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/23/1993
Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.
#4 - England Show (1)
Season 6 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/3/1992
The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.
#5 - Luck of the Bundys
Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/1993
When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.
#6 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/8/1995
Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.
#7 - Teacher Pets
Season 6 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/1992
Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.
#8 - Chicago Shoe Exchange
Season 11 - Episode 24 - Aired 6/9/1997
Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.
#9 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/1994
Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.
#10 - The Stepford Peg
Season 11 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/6/1997
When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.
#11 - Hot Off the Grill
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/3/1989
Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.
#12 - The Egg and I
Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/16/1992
Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.
#13 - The Unnatural
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1990
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
#14 - Grime and Punishment
Season 11 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/20/1997
Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.
#15 - Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/30/1989
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
#16 - It's a Bundyful Life (2)
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/1989
Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.
#17 - And Baby Makes Money
Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/1990
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
#18 - Driving Mr. Boondy
Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/1994
Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.
#19 - Scared Single
Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/1993
Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.
#20 - Sleepless in Chicago
Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/1994
Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.
#21 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (1)
Season 11 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/24/1997
Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.
#22 - 'Til Death Do Us Part
Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/25/1993
Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.
#23 - Fair Exchange
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/29/1989
The Bundys lets a foreign exchange student live in their home for the weekly $500 that the government will pay them, but the French girl ends up ruining Kelly's social life.
#24 - Assault and Batteries
Season 8 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/8/1994
When Al tries to change some batteries, the computer locks him inside a store. Meanwhile, Kelly and Bud celebrate Buck's birthday.
#25 - No Chicken, No Check
Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1993
Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.