Married... with Children

The BEST episodes of Married... with Children

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.

Last Updated: 5/9/2022Network: FOX
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Damn Bundys
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8.44
233 votes

#1 - Damn Bundys

Season 11 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/28/1997

Al makes a pact with the devil and gets to play for the Chicago Bears.

Directors: Richard Correll
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Bud on the Side
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8.23
291 votes

#2 - Bud on the Side

Season 11 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/13/1997

After Al tells Bud to lower his standards in women, Bud starts dating Al's boss Gary.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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England Show (1)
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8.20
264 votes

#3 - England Show (1)

Season 6 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/3/1992

The Bundys win a free trip to England, but the villagers of Lower Uncton, England, want to get rid of all male Bundys in the world to break a curse cast upon their village.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Proposition
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8.18
349 votes

#4 - The Proposition

Season 7 - Episode 26 - Aired 5/23/1993

Al's old girlfriend wants to buy Al from Peggy for $500,000.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Luck of the Bundys
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8.17
355 votes

#5 - Luck of the Bundys

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/1993

When the Bundys start having good luck, Al remembers the Bundy Curse and realizes he is doomed.

Directors: Tony Singletary
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The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked
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8.15
355 votes

#6 - The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked

Season 9 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/8/1995

Peggy and her friends join the men at a visit to the nudie bar to find out why the men spend so much time there. Meanwhile, Kelly gets a part in a weight loss commercial.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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The Stepford Peg
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8.11
295 votes

#7 - The Stepford Peg

Season 11 - Episode 10 - Aired 1/6/1997

When Peggy gets amnesia, Al turns her into the perfect wife, which makes everyone happy, except Marcy.

Directors: Amanda Bearse
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Teacher Pets
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8.10
304 votes

#8 - Teacher Pets

Season 6 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/5/1992

Bud juggles two women at once, one being Miss McGowen, his English teacher. Meanwhile, the family ignores Peggy when she is sick and Al gets free pizza by attending children's birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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I Want My Psycho Dad (2)
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8.08
362 votes

#9 - I Want My Psycho Dad (2)

Season 9 - Episode 13 - Aired 12/18/1994

Thanks to Jefferson, Al gets to talk to the U.S. Senate about Psycho Dad's cancellation.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Chicago Shoe Exchange
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8.06
369 votes

#10 - Chicago Shoe Exchange

Season 11 - Episode 24 - Aired 6/9/1997

Al and Griff start a barter to get a massage chair. Meanwhile, Kelly gives massages to Bud.

Directors: Mark K. Samuels
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Hot Off the Grill
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8.03
641 votes

#11 - Hot Off the Grill

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/3/1989

Marcy's dead aunt's ashes end up in the Labor Day hamburgers.

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The Egg and I
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7.96
365 votes

#12 - The Egg and I

Season 6 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/16/1992

Steve Rhoades returns to reclaim his wife, but is shocked to find out that Marcy remarried. The Bundys argue whether friendship is more important than money when they find out that Steve is on the run from the police for stealing a rare egg from a national park.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Breaking up is Easy to Do (1)
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7.96
251 votes

#13 - Breaking up is Easy to Do (1)

Season 11 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/24/1997

Al and Peggy split up after seeing a marriage counselor. Kelly must learn to box to get a part in a movie.

Directors: Mark Samuels
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Grime and Punishment
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7.95
288 votes

#14 - Grime and Punishment

Season 11 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/20/1997

Bud asks Al to repair the basement after Al starts charging him rent. When Al refuses, Bud calls a health inspector who makes Al live in the basement after it is deemed uninhabitable.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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And Baby Makes Money
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7.95
362 votes

#15 - And Baby Makes Money

Season 5 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/16/1990

Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
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7.95
374 votes

#16 - Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/30/1989

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Ship Happens (1)
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7.95
296 votes

#17 - Ship Happens (1)

Season 9 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/19/1995

The Bundys and D'Arcys go on a Caribbean cruise.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Unnatural
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7.93
374 votes

#18 - The Unnatural

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/14/1990

Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Sleepless in Chicago
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7.93
339 votes

#19 - Sleepless in Chicago

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/1994

Al has to lie in bed next to Marcy while Jefferson switches Marcy's valuable Barbie doll, that Jefferson just bought her, for a regular one.

Directors: Katherine Green
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'Til Death Do Us Part
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7.92
315 votes

#20 - 'Til Death Do Us Part

Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/25/1993

Al's lack of performance in the bedroom makes him the laugh of the town, so Al sets his mind on getting back in shape.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Driving Mr. Boondy
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7.92
308 votes

#21 - Driving Mr. Boondy

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/11/1994

Al must renew his drivers license... and Bud is his driving instructor.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Scared Single
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7.91
308 votes

#22 - Scared Single

Season 8 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/7/1993

Al tries to help a young man forget the idea of marriage. Meanwhile, Kelly gets stung by bees and becomes crazy.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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It's a Bundyful Life (2)
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7.91
498 votes

#23 - It's a Bundyful Life (2)

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/17/1989

Al gets a visit from a guardian angel and discovers what the Bundy household would look like if he was never born.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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No Chicken, No Check
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7.90
298 votes

#24 - No Chicken, No Check

Season 8 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1993

Kelly and Bud buy a car to share, but sharing a car leads to fighting, and the Bundy children has to double date.

Directors: Tony Singletary
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Al Goes to the Dogs
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7.88
252 votes

#25 - Al Goes to the Dogs

Season 10 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/24/1996

Al's construction of a dog house for Lucky is constantly interrupted when a building instructor hired by Marcy complains about every little detail.

Directors: Sam W. Orender
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