The BEST Episodes of Roseanne

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jul 24, 2019

Roseanne is an American sitcom broadcast on ABC from 1988 to 1997 starring stand-up comedian Roseanne Barr. The show portrayed a working-class family struggling to get by on a limited income in the fictional town of Lanford, Illinois. Many critics considered the show notable as one of the first sitcoms to portray an American family in which economics necessitated two parents working jobs outside the home.

Another Mouth to Shut Up

#1 - Another Mouth to Shut Up

Season 8 - Episode 20

Just weeks after their hot night in Disney World, Darlene drops a proposal -- and a surprise announcement: she's pregnant -- on David, whose major life changes seem to be happening all in one day.

star 8.17
78 votes
The Back Story

#2 - The Back Story

Season 4 - Episode 15

After Roseanne throws her back out, Bev arrives to help out -- and to spoil her grandchildren.

star 8.15
108 votes
Brain-Dead Poets Society

#3 - Brain-Dead Poets Society

Season 2 - Episode 10

Darlene refuses to read her prize-winning poem on Culture Night at her school, preferring to stay home to watch a ballgame with Dan, until Roseanne lays down the law.

star 8.07
134 votes
Directors: John Pasquin
Writers: Joss Whedon
Let's Call It Quits

#4 - Let's Call It Quits

Season 1 - Episode 23

Roseanne has difficulty accepting new rules from a tough new supervisor at the factory.

star 8.04
117 votes
Directors: Ellen Falcon
Writers: Grace McKeaney
April Fool's Day

#5 - April Fool's Day

Season 2 - Episode 22

On April 15th, Dan and Roseanne offer the kids a frantic lesson in family accounting; and in despair finally visit the local IRS office.

star 8.02
111 votes
Directors: John Pasquin
Writers: Steve Paymer
Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

#6 - Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore

Season 1 - Episode 20

As a tornado spins through Lanford, a storm is brewing inside the Conner house over the whereabouts of Jackie who hasn't returned from her trip to the market.

star 7.99
165 votes
Directors: John Sgueglia
Writers: Grace McKeaney
One for the Road

#7 - One for the Road

Season 2 - Episode 14

When the parents are away, Becky and her friend Dana play with a little help from the liquor cabinet.

star 7.98
130 votes
Directors: John Pasquin
Writers: Sheree Guitar
An Officer and a Gentleman

#8 - An Officer and a Gentleman

Season 2 - Episode 15

When Roseanne is called away, Jackie impresses Dan and the kids with her homemaking skills.

star 7.98
125 votes
The Commercial Show

#9 - The Commercial Show

Season 4 - Episode 19

The Conners are sitting pretty for a TV ad for Rodbell's Luncheonette, but at home things get ugly between D.J. and Todd. Leon and Steven break up, and the Bowmans move back to Chicago.

star 7.96
108 votes
Writers: Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss
Good Girls, Bad Girls

#10 - Good Girls, Bad Girls

Season 5 - Episode 10

Roseanne reluctantly allows Darlene to go to a rock concert in nearby Rockford with Molly -- who abandons her.

star 7.95
109 votes
Writers: Amy Sherman-Palladino
The Wedding

#11 - The Wedding

Season 8 - Episode 23

Darlene's wedding day brings unexpected tears, joy and tenderness as Dan is finally able to express his love to Darlene and the young couple's wedding vows bring Roseanne to tears.

star 7.95
83 votes
Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writers: Michael B. Kaplan, Lawrence Broch
Scenes from a Barbecue

#12 - Scenes from a Barbecue

Season 3 - Episode 24

The Connors celebrate Mother's Day with a barbecue with Roseanne's feisty grandmother.

star 7.95
118 votes
Directors: John Whitesell
Writers: Bob Myer, Chuck Lorre
Father's Day

#13 - Father's Day

Season 1 - Episode 14

Roseanne steps in to referee when Dan's visiting father pontificates about Dan wasting time working as a contractor.

star 7.95
172 votes
Don't Make Me Over

#14 - Don't Make Me Over

Season 4 - Episode 24

The girls take Roseanne to the Beauty Box for Mother's Day in hopes of convincing her to let them attend a weekend rock concert.

star 7.94
102 votes
Writers: Maxine Lapiduss
Home-Ec

#15 - Home-Ec

Season 3 - Episode 16

Darlene is embarassed when Roseanne gives Darlene's home economics class a supermarket lesson in real-life family budgeting; D.J. has to deal with a bully.

star 7.92
114 votes
Directors: John Whitesell
Writers: Mark Lloyd Rappaport
Dan's Birthday Bash

#16 - Dan's Birthday Bash

Season 1 - Episode 9

Dan's birthday bash at the Lobo Lounge is interrupted by a bully who picks a fight with Dan at the pool table.

star 7.90
222 votes
Directors: Ellen Falcon
Writers: Grace McKeaney
Chicken Hearts

#17 - Chicken Hearts

Season 2 - Episode 13

Roseanne strains to treat her 17-year-old boss with respect so she can have weekends off to be with her family.

star 7.89
131 votes
Directors: John Pasquin
Writers: Joss Whedon
Santa Claus

#18 - Santa Claus

Season 4 - Episode 12

Roseanne talks Leon into letting her play Santa Claus at the mall -- and hears something she wishes she hadn't from one of the kids' mothers, who turns out to be Darlene's new friend and confidante.

star 7.88
119 votes
Writers: Chuck Lorre, Maxine Lapiduss, Barry Vigon
Crime and Punishment (1)

#19 - Crime and Punishment (1)

Season 5 - Episode 13

Dan disciplines D.J. for taking offensive reading material to school-- Darlene's comic book. Dan reacts strongly when Roseanne discovers that Fisher has beaten Jackie.

star 7.88
128 votes
Writers: Bruce Rasmussen
Roseanne Gets the Chair

#20 - Roseanne Gets the Chair

Season 10 - Episode 3

Roseanne’s clash with Darlene over how she’s raising her kids – especially Harris – reaches a breaking point; while Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair, which she refuses to use because she doesn’t want to admit getting old.

star 7.88
1,085 votes
Directors: John Pasquin
Writers: Roseanne Barr, Matt Williams, Bruce Rasmussen, Nick Kurzon
It's a Boy!

#21 - It's a Boy!

Season 5 - Episode 19

Roseanne wants Darlene's boyfriend David to move in with them, but Dan refuses to allow it.

star 7.87
111 votes
Writers: Rob Ulin
Bingo

#22 - Bingo

Season 4 - Episode 13

It is Crystal's choice to choose where the gals' night out will be. Crystal chooses bingo and they all hate it. After Roseanne wins $50 playing bingo, she gets hooked on it. Becky and Darlene baby-sit Little Ed, but when Dan comes home its D.J. and Dan that end up taking care of the baby. Roseanne and Crystal get into a fight, but at the end they make up and Roseanne learn that Crystal is pregnant again.

star 7.87
107 votes
Writers: Joel Madison, Sid Youngers, Tom Arnold, Robert Miranda
Mommy Nearest

#23 - Mommy Nearest

Season 5 - Episode 4

Roseanne and Jackie are stunned when their mother announces she is moving to Lanford; Jackie agonizes over dating Fisher, a perfect but much, much younger man.

star 7.86
139 votes
Writers: Janice Jordan, Monica Piper
Vegas Interruptus

#24 - Vegas Interruptus

Season 3 - Episode 19

Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan go on their long-awaited trip to see Wayne Newton perform in Las Vegas.

star 7.86
94 votes
Writers: Chuck Lorre
BOO!

#25 - BOO!

Season 2 - Episode 7

The Conner family terrify each other out of their wits on Halloween night.

star 7.85
186 votes
Directors: John Pasquin
Writers: Norma Safford Vela