The BEST episodes of Roseanne season 7

Every episode of Roseanne season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Roseanne season 7!

Explore life, death and everything in between through the relatable, hilarious and brutally honest lens of the working-class Conner household, which is located in the drab, fictional exurb of Langford, Illinois. With the inimitable Roseanne Barr at its epicenter as the family's matriarch, the series tackles current issues with fresh stories and even more laughs. Roseanne is joined by her husband, Dan, and their children, D.J., Darlene and Becky. Roseanne's warm, but neurotic, sister Jackie rounds out the core of the family.

Last Updated: 2/7/2024Network: ABC (US)Status: Ended
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Skeleton in the Closet
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8.18
191 votes

#1 - Skeleton in the Closet

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/1994

Leon outdoes himself hosting a Halloween soirée with the Lunch Box clan and a bevy of his gay friends, many of whom seem to know Fred – intimately. Meanwhile, Jackie and Roseanne visit Bev's hairdresser and become convinced that she wears a wig.

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Husbands and Wives
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7.97
189 votes

#2 - Husbands and Wives

Season 7 - Episode 20 - Aired 3/22/1995

Just as Fred gets ready to cave in and return home, Roseanne comes to regret sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong by trying to reunite him with Jackie.

Writer: Kevin Abbott
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Single Married Female
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7.75
205 votes

#3 - Single Married Female

Season 7 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/22/1995

In Roseanne's absence, Dan gets unexpected advice from David after discovering a scandalous secret concerning Jackie.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Betsy Borns
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White Men Can't Kiss
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7.74
210 votes

#4 - White Men Can't Kiss

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/16/1994

D.J.'s refusal to kiss a black student in the school play brings Dan and Roseanne face to face with their own racial prejudices.

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Lost Youth
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7.71
207 votes

#5 - Lost Youth

Season 7 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/15/1995

Jealousies mount between David and Mark over vulnerable Lunch Box waitress Stacy, whom David asks to pose for a wall mural in the diner; Jackie complains to Fred that their lovemaking needs a shot in the arm, even though he likes it just the way it is.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Two for One
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7.68
216 votes

#6 - Two for One

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/28/1994

Dan is anxious at the thought of Roseanne having another child; Roseanne is upset to discover that Darlene is seeing a college student and that David has accepted it.

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The Blaming of the Shrew
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7.62
159 votes

#7 - The Blaming of the Shrew

Season 7 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/3/1995

Dan puts his foot down when D.J. allows a pushy vixen to boss him around; and Jackie gets a few things off her chest when she and Fred visit a therapist to save their marriage.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Follow the Son
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7.53
182 votes

#8 - Follow the Son

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/2/1994

D.J. wants out of his busboy job at the Lunch Box, and David wants to put the kibosh on Darlene's moving in with her new squeeze Jimmy -- who misinterprets David's obsessive interest in him.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Dusty Kay
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Rear Window
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7.50
263 votes

#9 - Rear Window

Season 7 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/4/1995

The Connors get an eyeful from a new elderly neighbor couple who enjoy nudity in their home but are all too visible from Roseanne and Dan's bedroom. Meanwhile, Mark is so convinced that he is losing Becky to David that he asks Darlene for help.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Snoop Davey Dave
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7.42
194 votes

#10 - Snoop Davey Dave

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/5/1994

Smarting over being dumped by Darlene, David tells her parents that she has been experimenting with drugs at college.

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Nine is Enough
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7.40
206 votes

#11 - Nine is Enough

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/1994

Space limitations prompt Dan and Roseanne to boot Becky and Mark; Dan must shave his armpits to treat a cyst, and Roseanne finds his new look sexually appealing. Jackie moves out when Fred accuses her of smothering the baby; and Roseanne reveals that she has not caught Mark's flu.

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Girl Talk
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7.38
156 votes

#12 - Girl Talk

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/12/1994

Dan, Mark and Fred indulge in a little "girl talk" and are horrified to discover what their respective wives have told each other about the men's sexual preferences – and disfunctions.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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The Birds and the Frozen Bees
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7.35
232 votes

#13 - The Birds and the Frozen Bees

Season 7 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/10/1995

Roseanne has a bee in her bonnet over the possibility that David may like another girl better than Darlene -- who risks losing him if she doesn't take her mom's advice and act fast.

Writer: David Forbes
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Punch and Jimmy
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7.33
214 votes

#14 - Punch and Jimmy

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/1994

An impromptu visit to Darlene's apartment gives Roseanne a clear picture of what Jimmy is all about; meanwhile at home, Dan finds himself a bit fuzzy on parenting skills: D.J. is being beaten up by a bully, and taking it out on David.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Maybe Baby
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7.32
207 votes

#15 - Maybe Baby

Season 7 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/30/1994

Roseanne is warring with Dan and in a dither over her upcoming second medical test, which may require a difficult decision -- one she believes is hers alone to make.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Sisters
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7.30
230 votes

#16 - Sisters

Season 7 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/8/1995

Sibling rivalries fester when Jackie complains to Roseanne about D.J.'s annoying visits, and Roseanne lures Darlene home.

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All About Rosey
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7.25
67 votes

#17 - All About Rosey

Season 7 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/1/1995

Youngsters Roseanne and Jackie visit a fortuneteller who gives them a peek into their futures via his crystal ball. In the future, Jackie takes an adult, autistic D.J. to see a psychiatrist.

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My Name is Bev
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7.24
234 votes

#18 - My Name is Bev

Season 7 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/11/1995

After Bev is charged with drunken driving, Jackie and Roseanne accompany her to a compulsory AA seminar. Her new resolve of sobriety on Super Bowl Sunday wreaks havoc with Dan's keg party.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Bob Nickman
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Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute
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7.23
94 votes

#19 - Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute

Season 7 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/24/1995

A Gilligan's Island fantasy plays into the season finale, which finds Dan torn between pleasing Roseanne and building a boat for a future adventure. Dan becomes the Skipper, Leon becomes Mr Howell, Bev becomes Mrs Howell, Jackie becomes Gilligan, Darlene becomes Maryanne, and Roseanne becomes Ginger.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Bed and Bored
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7.23
227 votes

#20 - Bed and Bored

Season 7 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/1/1995

Roseanne feigns illness to get some rest, but grows bored instead; Jackie confronts Bev about having been a rotten mother to her.

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Sleeper
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7.22
201 votes

#21 - Sleeper

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/19/1994

David has to move in with D.J. when the basement is flooded; David hesitantly admits to Becky that he had an erotic dream; she assumes it was about her; D.J. tells Mark, who tries to beat up David; then David confesses the dream was really about Roseanne.

Writer: Tim Doyle
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Couch Potatoes
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7.18
161 votes

#22 - Couch Potatoes

Season 7 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/17/1995

Because the Conners have been selected as a Neilsen family, Roseanne decrees that their household viewing habits must change.

Directors: Mark K. Samuels
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The Parenting Trap
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7.17
234 votes

#23 - The Parenting Trap

Season 7 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1994

Dan takes the bull by the horns after he learns that D.J. isn't performing well in school; meanwhile, to Roseanne's horror, Darlene seems genuinely impressed with David's dimwitted new girlfriend.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
Writer: Sid Youngers
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Thanksgiving '94
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7.01
211 votes

#24 - Thanksgiving '94

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/1994

Thanksgiving is a real turkey at the Conner household when Roseanne gets alarming medical news she can't confirm with the pre-natal clinic, and Nana Mary arrives with a feeble husband on her arm -- then upsets Bev by discussing the two abortions Nana Mary had years ago.

Directors: Gail Mancuso
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Happy Trailers
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6.68
230 votes

#25 - Happy Trailers

Season 7 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/29/1995

Becky and Mark finally leave the Conner nest to move into a tacky trailer park, but when Roseanne and Dan try to help out financially, their offers are met with a wall of resistance. Meanwhile, a tipsy neighbor drops by to put out the trailer park welcome mat.

Directors: Mark K. Samuels
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