The BEST episodes of Married... with Children season 3

Every episode of Married... with Children season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Married... with Children season 3!

This Fox comedy broke the mold of unbelievably selfless family characters which had become the norm in American sitcoms of the 1980's. Al Bundy, shoe salesman, fears the frequent amorous advances of his ditsy wife Peggy, who henpecks him and frivolously spends all of his money, reliving his 4 touchdowns in a single game at high school. Supporting characters include their two shallow, self-serving teenage children Kelly and Bud, as well as nosy neighbor Marcy and her husband.

Last Updated: 11/14/2024Network: FOXStatus: Ended
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Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)
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7.91
397 votes

#1 - Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 4/30/1989

Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Computer Show
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7.83
465 votes

#2 - The Computer Show

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/14/1989

Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Here's Lookin' at You, Kid
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7.72
481 votes

#3 - Here's Lookin' at You, Kid

Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/28/1989

When all the women in the neighborhood get peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Writer: Len O'Neill
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A Three Job, No Income Family
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7.71
492 votes

#4 - A Three Job, No Income Family

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 3/19/1989

Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The House That Peg Lost
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7.69
468 votes

#5 - The House That Peg Lost

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 4/9/1989

Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Gypsy Cried
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7.68
542 votes

#6 - The Gypsy Cried

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/5/1989

When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)
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7.67
611 votes

#7 - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/11/1988

A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Life's a Beach
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7.63
476 votes

#8 - Life's a Beach

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/21/1989

When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Watch Now:Apple TV
Her Cups Runneth Over
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7.62
679 votes

#9 - Her Cups Runneth Over

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/15/1989

Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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The Dateless Amigo
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7.61
479 votes

#10 - The Dateless Amigo

Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 5/7/1989

Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)
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7.60
538 votes

#11 - Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me (aka Kelly's Dance)

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/19/1989

Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.

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He Thought He Could
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7.60
646 votes

#12 - He Thought He Could

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/6/1988

In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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I'll See You in Court
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7.60
518 votes

#13 - I'll See You in Court

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 6/18/2002

The Bundys and the Rhoades sue a motel after Al and Peg discovers that the motel taped the Rhoades having sex. **Conflict erupted between the show's producers and the airing network over the episode's content, which prevented the episode from being aired for well over a decade, far past Married ... with Children's initial television run. Even when first shown on American television in 2002, four lines were removed from the broadcast, despite it having already run uncut in other countries.**

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Watch Now:Apple TV
Eatin' Out
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7.59
543 votes

#14 - Eatin' Out

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 2/19/1989

The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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My Mom, the Mom
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7.58
477 votes

#15 - My Mom, the Mom

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 2/26/1989

Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.

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A Dump of My Own
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7.53
712 votes

#16 - A Dump of My Own

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/8/1989

Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Married... with Prom Queen (1)
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7.51
465 votes

#17 - Married... with Prom Queen (1)

Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 4/23/1989

Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Watch Now:Apple TV
The Harder They Fall
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7.50
428 votes

#18 - The Harder They Fall

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 3/26/1989

Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)
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7.48
575 votes

#19 - Poke High (aka The Red Grange Story)

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/27/1988

A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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Requiem for a Dead Barber
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7.46
559 votes

#20 - Requiem for a Dead Barber

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 2/12/1989

Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.

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The Bald and the Beautiful
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7.41
623 votes

#21 - The Bald and the Beautiful

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/29/1989

Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.

Directors: John Sgueglia
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I'm Going to Sweatland
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7.03
656 votes

#22 - I'm Going to Sweatland

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/20/1988

Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.

Watch Now:Apple TV