The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After
Every episode of Unhappily Ever After ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After!
Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.
#1 - Boxing Mr. Floppy
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/1/1995
Jennifer wants to get into the Betty Ford Clinic so that she can meet a rich drunk, and tells Jack he'll have to take the kids when she is away for the week. He'll have to pay for her visit or he'll have the kids forever. Jack takes the kids for the night and Ross cuts off Mr. Floppy's foot so that he can have a good luck charm to break his string of bad luck. Ryan steals the foot from Ross, and uses it get a date with Cindy Stalling (whom he dreams of every night). Moments later Tiffany steals it from him, and he promptly loses Cindy, but Tiffany finds a diamond ring in her sandwich. Jennifer gets tips from Maureen on how to fit in at the Clinic. Jennifer takes the foot from the kids and won't give it to Jack because it got her into Betty Ford. Jack unsuccessfully tries to offer Mr. Floppy a new foot from a different stuffed animal, then breaks into Jennifer's house and gets noticed by everyone. Never the less, he steals the foot from Jennifer, and she promptly gets bumped from the Cl
#2 - The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/1995
In order to become more successful at attracting a new man, Jennifer wants Jack to buy her new breasts. When he refuses, she tries to sell her engagement ring and finds out it is glass and 14 karat goldette, and becomes upset. Jack, against the wishes of Mr. Floppy, decides to sell his autographed baseball in order to buy her a new ring. Jennifer tells him that the ball was really autographed by her mother. Jack and Jennifer have sex at the end of the episode.
#3 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/1995
It's been two weeks since Jennifer kicked Jack out of the house, and Ryan only just notices. He's just rented an apartment for himself and Jennifer gives him his pillow, blue quilt, a fork, a knife, and his orange juice glass to take with him. Ross gives him his stuffed bunny, Mr. Floppy. He takes Mr. Floppy to his apartment, and he's so screwed up that Mr. Floppy starts to talk to him. Ryan and Tiffany learn to take advantage of being products of a broken home at school. Jack steals back his high school leather jacket from Jennifer while she is out on a date. She comes over to his apartment because she can't sleep with out him next to her, and they end up having sex.
#4 - Gift of the Magnovox
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/1995
After failing to get one of the three VCRs (even the one that requires you to continuously press the ""play"" button) from Jennifer in the divorce, Jack sells his car to an old lady and buys himself a new one. Mr. Floppy gets excited because they can watch porno (Natural Born Hooters). Jennifer gets upset because it's their first marriage anniversary after the break up, and Jack forgets what day it is. Jennifer invites Jack over for dinner and cons him into feeling that they ought to exchange gifts, and he gives her the new VCR, while she gives him the crappy one. Mr. Floppy gets mad at Jack for giving away the new VCR, and Jack makes the mop and pizza box talk to demonstrate that he doesn't need Mr. Floppy.
#5 - Jack's First Date
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/25/1995
Mr. Floppy thinks that Jack should start dating. While Jack, Jennifer, Ryan, and Tiffany go to Howe High's back to school night, Jack tries to send out ""the vibe"" to the women there. Amazingly he gets a date with Miss Taylor (Ryan's Civics Teacher), whom all the male teachers and students, and half the female teachers are after. Jennifer agrees to lend Jack the car for the date, but is less than supportive of him. When Jack comes to pick up the car, Jennifer and the car aren't there-- she and Maureen have taken it to the otherside of the block. Jack ends up meeting Miss Taylor 3 hours late, and Ryan's friend the paperboy ends up going home with her.
#6 - Zit Could Happen to You
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/1995
When Tiffany gets a zit and Ryan sets the scale to ten pounds more than normal, Tiffany tries to develop a personality and Jennie starts jogging. Jennie becomes Vicky Vixen on the Internet, and Ryan finds that Vicki Vixen has the hots for him.
#7 - The Rat
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/1995
Jack leaves Jennie's room for the basement because she won't let him have his ways, but he finds a giant rat in the basement and makes the kids get rid of it.
#8 - Rocky VI
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/1995
When Jennie gets in a fight with Susan, a neighbor, she has Jack fight Vic, Susan's husband.
#9 - Rock Star
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/1995
When Jennie gets a date with Ray Paul Jones, her teen crush, she gives Jack the right to fantasize about a celebrity. Jack picks Cindy Crawford and gets arrested for stalking her.
#10 - Mr. No
Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/14/1996
Tiffany is disturbed when Danny, a boy, doesn't want to go to the Valentine's Dance with her. Ryan plans on taking Ms. O'Hara, his chemistry teacher, but she blows herself up. Mr. Floppy sends obscene mail to Pamela Anderson.
#11 - Little Miss Perfect
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1997
Ryan meets a cute girl named Bitsy Berg. She actually takes a liking to Ryan. The only thing is she is way too perky and can't stop talking in a fast,ditzy tone of voice. Ryan invites her over for dinner. The family can't believe she's so talkative. Ryan gives Bitzy a big smile,while the rest of the family are about ready to kill her. Ryan thinks that ""she could be the one."" But we find out that Ryan was just one of a long list of men she had to sleep with as part of a sorority initiation.
#12 - The Old West
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/1998
When Tiffany finds an old western book while planting some flowers, she thinks of what it would be like to live in those times.
#13 - The One Kevin's Directing
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/23/1997
Barbara, the attractive new girl at Northridge Junior Colege who is a network executive, flirts with Jack. Jennie and Tiffany tell Jack to flirt back so that they can get a network meeting.
#14 - Teacher of the Year
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1997
Tiffany decides to present Mr.Peebody as Teacher of the Year, with dinner at her house, and later finds out that he is an escaped murderer.
#15 - Ryan's Labour Lost
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/11/1998
Ryan must work as the night janitor to pay off a school computer he destroyed. He finds the answers to an exam in the trash can and starts selling them to other students.
#16 - Undercover Cheerleader
Season 4 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/18/1998
After writing a report on Ryan cheating on a test, Tiffany decides to go under cover as a cheerleader in order to expose them for her paper.
#17 - Chaste Makes Waste
Season 4 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/1/1998
Tiffany plans on losing her virginity to her new boyfriend, but she finds he is saving himself for marriage.
#18 - Teacher's Pet
Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/8/1998
Ryan's career aptitude test reveals that he should be a teacher, so he becomes the student teacher in Ross's class. Ryan accidentally kills Ross's teacher, Mr. Moss, by stabbing him with scissors so he takes over the class. Ross's girlfriend, a twelve-year-old named Kitty, has a crush on Ryan so Ryan has Tiffany pretend to be his girlfriend.
#19 - Let's Get Ready to Rum Ball
Season 4 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/15/1998
When Tiffany goes on a weekend ski trip and wakes up in bed and tied up with her skies, she decides to think back to what happen, while Ryan says that he beated up the Abominal Snowman and while Ross witnesses Jack and Jeannie having a high old time while Tiffany and Ryan were away.
#20 - Triple Play
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/22/1998
After making an unassisted triple play in baseball, Ryan starts starring in many commercials and making some money and fame along the way.
#21 - Tiffany's Birthday
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/26/1998
When figuring out that she is now 20, Tiffany remodels her room and thinks that she is old, while Jack and Jeannie fight over who is her most favorite parent.
#22 - College!
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/1997
Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
#23 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1997
When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.
#24 - Cyber-Tiffany
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/1997
Tiffany is arrested when Ryan uses her name and picture for his cyber sex internet scam.
#25 - Ryan, Vampire Slayer
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/1997
After being denied by Bunny Mufflewits for a date, Ryan gets the mark to be a vampire slayer and uses Tiffany and Ross for bait.