The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After
Every episode of Unhappily Ever After ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After!
Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.
#1 - Little Miss Perfect
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1997
Ryan meets a cute girl named Bitsy Berg. She actually takes a liking to Ryan. The only thing is she is way too perky and can't stop talking in a fast,ditzy tone of voice. Ryan invites her over for dinner. The family can't believe she's so talkative. Ryan gives Bitzy a big smile,while the rest of the family are about ready to kill her. Ryan thinks that ""she could be the one."" But we find out that Ryan was just one of a long list of men she had to sleep with as part of a sorority initiation.
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - From Russia with Love
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/20/1997
Ryan gets a mail order bride.
#6 - The Clip Show
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/10/1998
When Ross nails shut the front door in order for everyone except Jeannie to watch his five hour story, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan think about (in order of names before) Floppy and Women and Beer, Clothes Clothes Clothes, and Lightning boy.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - Tiffany on the Wild Side
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/1997
Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.
#8 - Sorority Girl
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1997
To join a sorority, Tiffany and Amber have to be slaves to Ryan. Ryan doesn't notice that his sorority is gay. Seeing Ryan and Tiffany enjoying college, Jack puts down that he is a college graduate on his resume and he becomes a doctor and an accountant.
#9 - Teacher of the Year
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1997
Tiffany decides to present Mr.Peebody as Teacher of the Year, with dinner at her house, and later finds out that he is an escaped murderer.
#10 - Le Morte D'Floppy
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/23/1999
In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.
#11 - The Ghost and Mr. Malloy
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1997
Guy Macaroon tells the family that Jennie has died by falling asleep on a tanning machine. So the family must give her a good funeral to stop her ghost from pestering them.
#12 - Getting More Than Some
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/22/1996
After taking Jack's advice, Ryan becomes engaged to Crystal, a thirty year old woman with two kids.
#13 - High and Dry
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/24/1996
Jack and Jennie think Ryan is on drugs when they finds globs and globs of his sweat in the car.
#14 - Leaving Van Nuys
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/1996
It's summer break Ryan has just finished his senior year. After Ryan gets fired from the used car lot, Jack threatens to kick him out of the house if he doesn't get a job. So Ryan goes to Cheeseburger Community College, but finds he must repeat his senior year. Jack tries to keep the family out of the basement and works the night shift so he doesn't have to deal with the kids.
#15 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/15/1996
When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.
#16 - Shampoo
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/1997
Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.
#17 - College!
Season 3 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/11/1997
Jack goes to a loan shark for the $18,000 for Tiffany to go to Harvard. But Tiffany turns down the Harvard scholarship and decides to go to Northridge Junior College with Ryan when she meets Professor Alfred, a professor there. She soon finds Professor Alfred is going to teach at Harvard and Mr. Monteleone is taking his spot.
#18 - The Pride of the Injuns
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/10/1996
When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.
#19 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1997
When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.
#20 - B-Minus Blues
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/1997
Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.
#21 - The President
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/1997
After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.
#23 - Experimenting in College
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1997
For a project, the class must find what the opposite sex wants. For her project, Tiffany pretends to be stupid around a guy. Ryan begis acting like a girl for his.
#24 - Lightning Boy
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/6/1996
After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.