Unhappily Ever After

The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After

Every episode of Unhappily Ever After ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After!

Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.

Last Updated: 7/10/2022Network: The WB
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The Clip Show
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8.75
4 votes

#1 - The Clip Show

Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/10/1998

When Ross nails shut the front door in order for everyone except Jeannie to watch his five hour story, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan think about (in order of names before) Floppy and Women and Beer, Clothes Clothes Clothes, and Lightning boy.

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Little Miss Perfect
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8.67
6 votes

#2 - Little Miss Perfect

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1997

Ryan meets a cute girl named Bitsy Berg. She actually takes a liking to Ryan. The only thing is she is way too perky and can't stop talking in a fast,ditzy tone of voice. Ryan invites her over for dinner. The family can't believe she's so talkative. Ryan gives Bitzy a big smile,while the rest of the family are about ready to kill her. Ryan thinks that ""she could be the one."" But we find out that Ryan was just one of a long list of men she had to sleep with as part of a sorority initiation.

The One Kevin's Directing
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8.50
6 votes

#3 - The One Kevin's Directing

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/23/1997

Barbara, the attractive new girl at Northridge Junior Colege who is a network executive, flirts with Jack. Jennie and Tiffany tell Jack to flirt back so that they can get a network meeting.

Tiffany's Birthday
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8.25
4 votes

#4 - Tiffany's Birthday

Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/26/1998

When figuring out that she is now 20, Tiffany remodels her room and thinks that she is old, while Jack and Jeannie fight over who is her most favorite parent.

Le Morte D'Floppy
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8.20
5 votes

#5 - Le Morte D'Floppy

Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/23/1999

In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.

We Got Next
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8.14
7 votes

#6 - We Got Next

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1997

Mindy, a girl on the basketball team with a crush on Ryan, beats him in basketball. Ryan is embarassed when Mindy tells the whole school, so he challenges her to a rematch with his school watching.

Sorority Girl
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8.00
6 votes

#7 - Sorority Girl

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1997

To join a sorority, Tiffany and Amber have to be slaves to Ryan. Ryan doesn't notice that his sorority is gay. Seeing Ryan and Tiffany enjoying college, Jack puts down that he is a college graduate on his resume and he becomes a doctor and an accountant.

Directors: Patrick Maloney
Teacher of the Year
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8.00
6 votes

#8 - Teacher of the Year

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1997

Tiffany decides to present Mr.Peebody as Teacher of the Year, with dinner at her house, and later finds out that he is an escaped murderer.

Directors: Patrick Maloney
Leaving Van Nuys
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7.90
10 votes

#9 - Leaving Van Nuys

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/1996

It's summer break Ryan has just finished his senior year. After Ryan gets fired from the used car lot, Jack threatens to kick him out of the house if he doesn't get a job. So Ryan goes to Cheeseburger Community College, but finds he must repeat his senior year. Jack tries to keep the family out of the basement and works the night shift so he doesn't have to deal with the kids.

Hot Off the Presses
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7.89
9 votes

#10 - Hot Off the Presses

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1997

When Tiffany gets to be the gossip writer for the school newspaper, she writes a story about Mr. Monteleone loving sheep.

The Tell-Tale Lipstick
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7.88
8 votes

#11 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/15/1996

When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Tiffany on the Wild Side
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7.86
7 votes

#12 - Tiffany on the Wild Side

Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/1997

Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.

Directors: Howard Murray
Shampoo
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7.86
7 votes

#13 - Shampoo

Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/1997

Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
The Ghost and Mr. Malloy
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7.86
7 votes

#14 - The Ghost and Mr. Malloy

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1997

Guy Macaroon tells the family that Jennie has died by falling asleep on a tanning machine. So the family must give her a good funeral to stop her ghost from pestering them.

Directors: Howard Murray
The Pride of the Injuns
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7.85
13 votes

#15 - The Pride of the Injuns

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/10/1996

When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Sternberg [aka Steinfeld]
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7.75
8 votes

#16 - Sternberg [aka Steinfeld]

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/19/1997

Boxing Mr. Floppy
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7.68
40 votes

#17 - Boxing Mr. Floppy

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/1/1995

Jennifer wants to get into the Betty Ford Clinic so that she can meet a rich drunk, and tells Jack he'll have to take the kids when she is away for the week. He'll have to pay for her visit or he'll have the kids forever. Jack takes the kids for the night and Ross cuts off Mr. Floppy's foot so that he can have a good luck charm to break his string of bad luck. Ryan steals the foot from Ross, and uses it get a date with Cindy Stalling (whom he dreams of every night). Moments later Tiffany steals it from him, and he promptly loses Cindy, but Tiffany finds a diamond ring in her sandwich. Jennifer gets tips from Maureen on how to fit in at the Clinic. Jennifer takes the foot from the kids and won't give it to Jack because it got her into Betty Ford. Jack unsuccessfully tries to offer Mr. Floppy a new foot from a different stuffed animal, then breaks into Jennifer's house and gets noticed by everyone. Never the less, he steals the foot from Jennifer, and she promptly gets bumped from the Cl

Directors: Gerry Cohen
The President
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7.67
9 votes

#18 - The President

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/1997

After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
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B-Minus Blues
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7.67
6 votes

#19 - B-Minus Blues

Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/1997

Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.

Directors: Linda Day
I Never Dunked for My Father
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7.67
6 votes

#20 - I Never Dunked for My Father

Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1999

Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.

All About Jennie
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7.64
11 votes

#21 - All About Jennie

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1996

Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.

Directors: Gerry Cohen
Tiffany, the Home Wrecker
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7.63
8 votes

#22 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1997

When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.

Directors: Linda Day
Tiffany's Rival
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7.62
13 votes

#23 - Tiffany's Rival

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/8/1996

At the start of the school year, Sable, a girl who is as smart and beautiful as Tiffany, comes to Priddy High and Tiffany and her become rivals after exhcanging secrets.

Directors: Linda Day
Lightning Boy
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7.60
10 votes

#24 - Lightning Boy

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/6/1996

After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.

Teacher's Pet
star
7.60
5 votes

#25 - Teacher's Pet

Season 4 - Episode 16 - Aired 2/8/1998

Ryan's career aptitude test reveals that he should be a teacher, so he becomes the student teacher in Ross's class. Ryan accidentally kills Ross's teacher, Mr. Moss, by stabbing him with scissors so he takes over the class. Ross's girlfriend, a twelve-year-old named Kitty, has a crush on Ryan so Ryan has Tiffany pretend to be his girlfriend.

Directors: Wendy Neckels

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