The BEST episodes of Unhappily Ever After
Every episode of Unhappily Ever After ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Unhappily Ever After!
Jack Malloy is the hallucinating father who works at a used car lot. Jennifer "Jennie" Slattery Malloy is the mother who hates Ryan and Ross, her two sons. Ryan Malloy is the oldest son who is not too bright. Tiffany Malloy is the beautiful smart daughter. Ross Malloy is the youngest forgotten child. Mr. Floppy is Jack's stuffed rabbit who he sees come to life.
#1 - Little Miss Perfect
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/16/1997
Ryan meets a cute girl named Bitsy Berg. She actually takes a liking to Ryan. The only thing is she is way too perky and can't stop talking in a fast,ditzy tone of voice. Ryan invites her over for dinner. The family can't believe she's so talkative. Ryan gives Bitzy a big smile,while the rest of the family are about ready to kill her. Ryan thinks that ""she could be the one."" But we find out that Ryan was just one of a long list of men she had to sleep with as part of a sorority initiation.
#2 - The One Kevin's Directing
Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/23/1997
Barbara, the attractive new girl at Northridge Junior Colege who is a network executive, flirts with Jack. Jennie and Tiffany tell Jack to flirt back so that they can get a network meeting.
#3 - Tiffany's Birthday
Season 4 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/26/1998
When figuring out that she is now 20, Tiffany remodels her room and thinks that she is old, while Jack and Jeannie fight over who is her most favorite parent.
#4 - We Got Next
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1997
Mindy, a girl on the basketball team with a crush on Ryan, beats him in basketball. Ryan is embarassed when Mindy tells the whole school, so he challenges her to a rematch with his school watching.
#5 - The Clip Show
Season 4 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/10/1998
When Ross nails shut the front door in order for everyone except Jeannie to watch his five hour story, Jack, Tiffany, and Ryan think about (in order of names before) Floppy and Women and Beer, Clothes Clothes Clothes, and Lightning boy.
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Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1997
To join a sorority, Tiffany and Amber have to be slaves to Ryan. Ryan doesn't notice that his sorority is gay. Seeing Ryan and Tiffany enjoying college, Jack puts down that he is a college graduate on his resume and he becomes a doctor and an accountant.
#7 - Teacher of the Year
Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1997
Tiffany decides to present Mr.Peebody as Teacher of the Year, with dinner at her house, and later finds out that he is an escaped murderer.
#8 - Leaving Van Nuys
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 5/15/1996
It's summer break Ryan has just finished his senior year. After Ryan gets fired from the used car lot, Jack threatens to kick him out of the house if he doesn't get a job. So Ryan goes to Cheeseburger Community College, but finds he must repeat his senior year. Jack tries to keep the family out of the basement and works the night shift so he doesn't have to deal with the kids.
#9 - The Ghost and Mr. Malloy
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1997
Guy Macaroon tells the family that Jennie has died by falling asleep on a tanning machine. So the family must give her a good funeral to stop her ghost from pestering them.
#10 - Le Morte D'Floppy
Season 5 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/23/1999
In the final episode, Tiffany is finally accepted into Harvard but without financial aid. To get enough money for Tiffany, he becomes a successful used car salesman and soon moves up to selling new cars and cars to celebrities. But Mr. Floppy dies because Jack is so caught up in his work, he won't pay attention to him. But drinking beer with Jak brings Floppy back.
#11 - The Tell-Tale Lipstick
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/15/1996
When Tiffany decides she wants to do something bad, she steals some lipstick and becomes a rebel.
#12 - Tiffany on the Wild Side
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/9/1997
Jack can't stand it when Tiffany begins dating Johnny Stompanado, a biker. Jennie remembers her biker boyfriend.
#13 - Shampoo
Season 3 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/4/1997
Tiffany's advice causes Ryan to get lots of women at his new job as a hairdresser. Jack worries that Ryan is gay because of his new job, but respects him when he sees the women Ryan is getting.
#14 - Boxing Mr. Floppy
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/1/1995
Jennifer wants to get into the Betty Ford Clinic so that she can meet a rich drunk, and tells Jack he'll have to take the kids when she is away for the week. He'll have to pay for her visit or he'll have the kids forever. Jack takes the kids for the night and Ross cuts off Mr. Floppy's foot so that he can have a good luck charm to break his string of bad luck. Ryan steals the foot from Ross, and uses it get a date with Cindy Stalling (whom he dreams of every night). Moments later Tiffany steals it from him, and he promptly loses Cindy, but Tiffany finds a diamond ring in her sandwich. Jennifer gets tips from Maureen on how to fit in at the Clinic. Jennifer takes the foot from the kids and won't give it to Jack because it got her into Betty Ford. Jack unsuccessfully tries to offer Mr. Floppy a new foot from a different stuffed animal, then breaks into Jennifer's house and gets noticed by everyone. Never the less, he steals the foot from Jennifer, and she promptly gets bumped from the Cl
#15 - Hot Off the Presses
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/7/1997
When Tiffany gets to be the gossip writer for the school newspaper, she writes a story about Mr. Monteleone loving sheep.
#16 - The President
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/2/1997
After Tiffany nominates Ryan for school president, he makes rules that benefit himself. Jack and Jeane have to do Ryan's homework so that he can maintain a C average.
#17 - All About Jennie
Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/28/1996
Jennie relives her high school days when Tiffany is cast as Juliet in Romeo and Juliet. Jack helps Ryan practice his one line for the play.
#18 - Lightning Boy
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/6/1996
After getting zapped by lightning, Ryan is convinced that he is a super hero named Lightning Boy.
#19 - The Pride of the Injuns
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/10/1996
When Sable starts playing a sport for her scholarship, Tiffany joins the volleyball team.
#20 - In the Stars
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1996
When the family becomes obsessed with horoscopes, Ryan looks for a girl and Jennie tries to be nice.
#21 - B-Minus Blues
Season 3 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/23/1997
Tiffany gets a B- on her essay because she doesn't agree with Mr. Monteleone's, her teacher's, opinion. Ryan repeats everything Mr. Monteleone tells him for his reports and does great. Meanwhile, Jack and Mr. Floppy decide to make a movie with naked women.
#22 - From Russia with Love
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/20/1997
Ryan gets a mail order bride.
#23 - Tiffany, the Home Wrecker
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/9/1997
When Tiffany breaks up a couple by asking the guy for the time, she begins to think he is her boyfriend, without meeting him. Ryan starts getting sympathy from girls who have been dumped.
#24 - I Never Dunked for My Father
Season 5 - Episode 15 - Aired 2/7/1999
Jack doesn't want to compete in a father-son basketball tournament with ross, so he has Ryan pretend to be Ross. Meanwhile, Tiffany and Barbara have Ross help them bake a cake for the homeless food drive, so that he will be distracted when Jack goes for the tournament.
#25 - The Old West
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/3/1998
When Tiffany finds an old western book while planting some flowers, she thinks of what it would be like to live in those times.