The BEST episodes written by Sandy Sprung
#1 - Im-Po-Dent
Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 19
Marcy dents Steve's new Mercedes and heavily regrets it. Revenge brings Steve to claim she made him impotent and he uses her as his personal servant.
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#2 - Yard Sale
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 23
After discovering Peggy's latest purchases, Al throws a yard sale to get rid of a lot of the junk, but no one is interested.
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#3 - The Camping Show (aka A Period Piece)
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 4
A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
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#4 - Her Cups Runneth Over
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 6
Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
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#5 - Alley of the Dolls
Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 9
Peg meets and old rival from high school and their two families face off at a bowling match to see who the real loser is. With the Bundy team being one player short, Steve has to step in to help.
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#6 - 976-SHOE
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 8
Steve risks his job when Al takes a $50,000 loan from Steve's bank to start a shoe hotline.
#7 - Eatin' Out
Married... with Children - Season 3 - Episode 10
The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
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#8 - Buddy Comes to Dinner
Charles in Charge - Season 2 - Episode 7
As if things weren't difficult enough for Charles with the Powell family needing all the tender loving care he can muster, he's not ready for an extended visit from his pal Buddy. In this episode Buddy comes for dinner, wrenches his ankles, and has to stay in Charles' room for a few days. With almost anyone else that would be a minor imposition, but with Buddy it's a major emergency. What really aggravates the situation is that Charles is about to have a date with Lauren Andrews (Maylo McCaslin in), a girl who could easily become that "someone special" in Charles" life. To make matters even worse Lauren can't stand Buddy. And there's Buddy, getting in the way, when Charles would rather be alone. But there's a catch - Lauren is starring in the school play with Buddy and she confides to Charles that she hopes Buddy stays sick forever so he will be replaced. This is tough for Charles, because after all Lauren is beautiful, but the play means the world to Buddy.
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#9 - Al Loses His Cherry
Married... with Children - Season 1 - Episode 10
Al spends some time at Luke Ventura's apartment after running out from a fight with Peg.
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#10 - Where's the Boss?
Married... with Children - Season 1 - Episode 12
After thinking that his boss is dead, Al tries to find another job unless he gets some appreciation and credit for his work.
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#11 - Getting Back to Basiks
The Jeffersons - Season 10 - Episode 12
George needs a new gimmick for his dry cleaning business, so he decides to hire Walter, an artist, to put together a animated commercial. However, Walter's job with George is threatened when Louise discovers that he can't read.
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#12 - Guys and Dolls
Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 14
Al and Steve have to go out to the streets looking for Marcy's old Barbie doll, that they traded for two rare baseball cards, not knowing that Marcy wanted to keep the doll.
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Unhappily Ever After - Season 2 - Episode 15
When the family becomes obsessed with horoscopes, Ryan looks for a girl and Jennie tries to be nice.
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#14 - If I Were a Rich Man
Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 3
Al and Steve visit the vault at Steve's bank and the next day, one million dollars is reported missing. Peg and the kids hear about it and worship Al thinking that he stole the money and that they are now a wealthy family.
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#15 - Buck Saves the Day
Married... with Children - Season 4 - Episode 3
Kelly and Bud try to raise money to go to a concert. Kelly's scheme involves playing poker against Peggy's friends and Bud makes Al take a bunch of kids camping.
#16 - My Girl, Louise
The Jeffersons - Season 9 - Episode 16
With the Help Center on its last legs, Louise and Helen desperately try to find someone who could make a sizeable donation to keep the Help Center going. This prompts Louise to go to her ex-employer, Lillian Warren, whom Louise worked for as a maid and who treated her like a piece of furniture.
#17 - All in the Family
Married... with Children - Season 2 - Episode 22
Peg's hillbilly relatives from Wanker County pay a visit. Fighting uncles, singing triplet aunts, whose showbiz career is threatened by Al's inputs, and Al is trying all he can to watch the John Wayne film "Hondo."
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#18 - Whose Room Is It Anyway?
Married... with Children - Season 1 - Episode 4
Steve and Marcy plan on adding another room to their house with their tax refund. Al tries to coax Steve into building a pool room, while Peg and Marcy decide on an exercise room. Who will win?
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#19 - The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall
Unhappily Ever After - Season 1 - Episode 4
In order to become more successful at attracting a new man, Jennifer wants Jack to buy her new breasts. When he refuses, she tries to sell her engagement ring and finds out it is glass and 14 karat goldette, and becomes upset. Jack, against the wishes of Mr. Floppy, decides to sell his autographed baseball in order to buy her a new ring. Jennifer tells him that the ball was really autographed by her mother. Jack and Jennifer have sex at the end of the episode.
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#20 - Some Enchanted Evening
The Jeffersons - Season 11 - Episode 5
George, Louise, Tom and Helen go out to a big charity ball where Florence's favorite soap star is scheduled to make an appearance. However, Florence is left behind because tickets for the event where sold out. This leads Florence to daydream a "Cinderella" story of ending up with a prince charming.
#21 - Mistress Jennie
Unhappily Ever After - Season 1 - Episode 10
Jennifer goes out with Gavin Drake, ""Picture Framer of the Stars,"" and falls for him because it's the best date she has had so far. Tiffany and Ryan learn that he is a married man at school lunch because he is the father of Chelsea, one of their friends. They tell Jack, and he gets excited because he'll get to crush Jennie by telling her, and it'll be the best thing that has happened to him all year. Mr. Floppy wants him to wait telling her so that he can get gossip about Shannon Doherty out of Gavin. Jack doesn't get to tell her because Gavin asks her to be his mistress. Jeannie seriously considers it, but breaks up with him because it would be too much for her conscience.
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#22 - The Wheel of Forever
The Jeffersons - Season 9 - Episode 26
When Florence asks for enough money to purchase a new TV set, George flatly refuses. She tries again, this time politly asking and again, George refuses. This leads to George having a dream about entering the gates of heaven after Florence makes a comment that he'll never get by those gates if she held the key.
#23 - Personal Business
The Jeffersons - Season 9 - Episode 27
When her marriage gets into a rut, Louise tries to spice up her marriage by trying to get George to spend some time with her. However, her idea of spending time turns into a disaster when they get into a bicycling accident landing them both with a broken leg.
#24 - The Potato Rebellion
Unhappily Ever After - Season 3 - Episode 16
Ryan, Tiffany, and their friends protest against the school's disgusting mashed potatoes. Meanwhile, Jack suffers from insomnia.
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#25 - Gift of the Magnovox
Unhappily Ever After - Season 1 - Episode 2
After failing to get one of the three VCRs (even the one that requires you to continuously press the ""play"" button) from Jennifer in the divorce, Jack sells his car to an old lady and buys himself a new one. Mr. Floppy gets excited because they can watch porno (Natural Born Hooters). Jennifer gets upset because it's their first marriage anniversary after the break up, and Jack forgets what day it is. Jennifer invites Jack over for dinner and cons him into feeling that they ought to exchange gifts, and he gives her the new VCR, while she gives him the crappy one. Mr. Floppy gets mad at Jack for giving away the new VCR, and Jack makes the mop and pizza box talk to demonstrate that he doesn't need Mr. Floppy.
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#26 - Trading Places
The Jeffersons - Season 10 - Episode 15
Louise has had it with George who breaks all his previous engagements with Tom and Mr. Bentley to go golfing on Saturday. This prompts Louise to daydream what it would be like to be in George's shoes and not care about the feelings of those around him.